The Boondocks
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Boondocks is a comic, that has been recognized widely for being completely unfunny and therefore was made into a cartoon series by Sony. The project creator itself has somehow managed to fuck up his own success, choosing to cancel the comic as soon as it became famous, forever etching him into the halls of fucktardness. Anyways, we may thank him for sparing us further pain by stopping it altogether.
The contents of the comic itself, are basically: the annoying overuse of the word nigger; the exploitation of any kind of racial stereotype and slur to the fun of no one; the shitty storylines; the futile presence of real-life VIPs in episodes; a deep inquiry in the roots of black people deep like Chobits' Chii vagina; and skits that wouldn't even make a 5-year old laugh. The cartoon has a stronger weeaboo style influence than the comic, which makes any 12 years old animu fanboy think that it's a clever Japanese parody of inner America suburbs and the niggers, thus its success. Some fucktards believe that The Boondocks is actually animu but they are horribly wrong as there are no niggers in animu.
PROTIP: the author is a nigger himself, which adds new degrees of emo self-diminishing to the already fucked-up situation.
It usually features:
- Gangstas wannabes
- Senile men wincing and prancing around in the buff
- Bitches and their pimp daddies
- Several celebrities, like R.Kelly
- Grandad making fried chicken and making a restraunt called "The Itis"
Needless to say, bearing an entire episode of this series means resisting over 20' through uninteresting racial satire; I'd rather take a trip with "Ebony Babes Busted, Bang-Butted and Bukkaked #23", that explores far more interesting depths.
[edit] Main Characters
- Huey Freeman (he 10 yo) is a weeaboo smart nigger who points out the problems with nigger "culture", probably out of spite from his name that makes him sound like one of Donald Duck's nephews. He always rants about the white man and its supremacism and the habits of his people ~ especially the ones that involve watermelons and fried chicken. The irony of ranting about white supremacy while taking a strictly afrocentic position is apparently lost on him..
- Riley Freeman (he 8 yo) is the common nigger who is into gangstas and bitches. He inexplicably guides a gang of thugs through the suburbia street and is able to manage the use of firearms.
- Robert ¨Sweetdick¨ Jebidiah Freeman (he old yo) is busy telling everyone how horrible niggers are - and raising the kids at the best of his capacity, which means that they are left for themselves ~ and he ignores the enormous pile of bikes in his back yard. Enjoys dancing around in his underwear and fantasizing about the white womens.
- Uncle Ruckus A HUGE FAT BALD NIGGER
