The Daily Show
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Daily Show is a half-hour fake news show on Comedy Central, hosted by Jon Stewart✡, an unfunny liberal Jew. Their demographic is college-bound Agnostic hipsters who may or may not be stoned.
The Daily Show, in combination with The Colbert Report, is to old media as Uncyclopedia is to the internet.
When not hosting The Daily Show, Stewart can be seen going to other shows just to troll their pundits.
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Global Zionist Conspiracy
See WTC
The Daily Show is part of the Jews' total reign over the U.S.A. By doing WTC, the Jews have cleverly manipulated the entire population to believe that watching The Daily Show constitutes an acceptable level of dissent against W and his policy of pwning all their taxes to pay for the Jewish controlled extermination of every towelhead on the planet.
History
No one knows the show was actually created in 1996, and hosted by Craig Kilborn, and was actually funny. Though Jon Stewart likes to pretend he was the original everything, Stephen Colbert was actually on the show 2 years before Jon came by to make it even better.
Today, the show includes over 9,000 graphics per story, and the only one who laughs at the jokes is Jon. For the last half of the show, Jon commences to kiss the ass of whatever guest he happens to have on, such as his popular show with Hitler, in which he admitted that kristallnacht wasn't "all that bad". The "Moment of Zen", which previously contained such lulz-worthy clips as people throwing baby chicks to alligators as feed, now contains a re-run of C-Span, funny only to... well, no-one, actually.
In 2005, The Daily Show made the full leap to Saturday Night Live Lite, with the addition of the then over-the-hill White Stripes as a musical guest. Since then, John has found more and more ways to vary content.
The only worthwhile point of the show is now the last minute, in which Jon kisses Stephen Colbert's ass, trying to ride on his coat-tails. This, of course, like the rest of the show, fails, and, seconds after the credits roll, Jon is back at his day job, prying gold teeth out of burned concentration camp corpses.
On the night of July 14th, 2008, Britfag John Oliver made Jon Stewart his Jewish bitch when he rickrolled Jon on national television. Can you say win? HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
See also
External Links
- http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/index.jhtml?episodeId=175240 rickroll @ 12:36
- Jon Stewart embarrassing Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala on Crossfire
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