The God Warrior

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More like hamburger warrior, amirite?

The God Warrior (aka Marguerite "The Whale" Perrin), is a plus-sized batshit insane Christian psycho bitch who appeared on an episode of Faux reality TV show, Trading Spouses, back in 2005. During the episode, Marguerite switches homes with a family who are "New Age humanists", who have items such as "TAROT CORDS", "GARGILES" and other "DORKSIDED" objects around the house. Upon learning this, she begins acting out by throwing up, shouting erratically, praying, and being the typical Christian that she is, she attempts to convert the other family to Christianity. When the other father attempts to enlighten her on their views, she refuses to listen.

Once returning home, Marguerite (having been traumatized by her entire ordeal) literally fucking implodes on her own family, tears up the prize money, rants about shit nobody cares about and unknowingly sets off a record amount of lulz both IRL and on the internets. Of course, being the greedy bitch that she is, she later accepts the prize money, despite having "GIVIN IT UP TO GOD" earlier in the program.

"IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU CAN STAY, OTHERWISE GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE"

1 Quotes of Wisdom
2 IMMA GOD WARRIOR!!!
3 Commentary On The Warrior
4 Gallery
5 See Also

[edit] Quotes of Wisdom

Perrin is known for some of these thought provoking quotes:

"ERVRYTHING IS UNGODLY! DORKSIDED!"
"Gargiles! Slykicks!"
"She's not a CHRISTIAN-AaahhHHH!"
"I WONT MY GOD, AND I WONT MY FAMILY!"
"I'm a spiritual warrior becau-I just feel like I'm a spiritual warrior..."
"Get the hell out of my house, in Jesus name, in JESUS NAME I PRAY!"
"Yes, YES! She DID!" (Please note that it is never explained what Marguerite was referring to by this.)
"She, she's TAMPERED in DORKsided stuff!"
"I've been educated where I've been going; I've been educated on... stuff."
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE. IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD YOU CAN STAY!"
"BUT I needed your prayers!! I needed you to be prayin for ME!!!

[edit] IMMA GOD WARRIOR!!!

ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN: Crazy Parking Lot Lady VS The God Warrior

[edit] Commentary On The Warrior

“	"Haha stupid fuckin Christians. Their all fuckin retarted. Anybody who has an IQ above 130 is atheist. I have an IQ of 156 so burn you stupid fuck heads"	„
—wallstreetkiller1168

Actually, bitches probably know about this one.

“	"What a fuckin porker."	„
—torypuck94

“	"GLUTTONY IS A SIN YOU FATTY! GOD WOULD NOT WANT YOU AS A WARRIOR YOU PIG!"	„
—xmyklxisxcoolx

“	"Yeah, Id like to back up in that ass."	„
—beforethebuzzer

“	"She can't tear apart that check, but if it was a bag of Doritos or a box of Oreos she would have those polished of in a matter of seconds."	„
—mediajnke1

[edit] Gallery

IMMA CHARGIN' MAH WARRIOR	Not even Mrs. Perrin is safe from the horrors of devianTART.	Fat Bitches: Collect em' all!
i herd u liek slykicks		The many faces of Marge.