The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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In every single motherfucking episode, they start out bored and suicidal, until Grim uses his giant razorblade to send them to another dimension that is totally full of gothic R-rated monsters.
The TV show is rated TV-MA for constant rapeage and the fact that Billy dies in every episode. (Totally NOT a ripoff of South Park!) The show is aired on Spike TV, because it has enough porn to be called a porn channel.
The show totally does not have plotholes.
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[edit] OMFG CHARS!!1
[edit] Billy
Billy is the biggest retard known to God. (And even makes Jesus cry.) His nose is so large, due to the insanely large amount of cocaine he sniffs per day, that he gets confused with Deryck Whilbey of the HotTopic whored band Sum 41. However, Billy can actually sing, if he's that high.
Billy is also a stripper for parties, and runs around nude at times to show off his penis as often as Pete Wentz does. He is also a professional rapist, as he rapes his friends all the time, and never gets caught. Even if he does it in the open, no one gives a shit. Billy is often seen trying to bang Mandy, as that is the average way that Billy was taught on how to 'play' with his friends.
He is also a video game fanboy who goes onto the intarnetz to celebrate his favorite Japanophile video games, then whines about getting banned on a kid-oriented site for posting pr0n. He posts videos on YouTube of his horrible Neopets tragedies, since the whole world totally will not lol at him.
His favorite cartoon character is Assy Cat.
[edit] Mandy
Mandy is a female prostitute who is the biggest whore in their hole town of Endsville, also known as New Jersey. She participates in many Girls Gone Wild events, and is often seen fucking the shit out of everyone... though, technically it is her who gets the shit fucked out of, despite being the prostitute. She is merely an emo rape victim, who is raped everyday without getting paid.
She is confused with as a guy, due to her similar personality of emo ninja demon fag Sasuke. She hates everyone in the world, because her parents hate her and told her to get raped. (Which actually happened lol.) In one episode, she competed to see how many times she'd get raped. It amounted to 654,067,897,678,987,678,974,653,542,347,567,678,790,989,009,000.
Mandy pretends to act like the toughest hardcore piece of shit, but the only reason people fear her is because everyone fears the PMS. Other than that, she is quite easy to rape.
She is the most goffik character of the entire series. She's has soo much angst!!! she wants to take over the world which will obviously never happen because she hangs with two fuckwits who are as dumb as rocks. Atleats she's hardcore!!1111
[edit] Grim
He is totally the most gothic thing ever, as his fans declare, and loves to cross dress in pretty outfits. Since he has no penis anyway, it seems to work out in wearing dresses.
In the movie Big Crackhead Adventure, Grim did nothing but emo sob about being useless, until even Mandy got tired of his ultra emoness, which is almost impossible, as Mandy's emoness is compared to super emo Sasuke.
Grim is a member of 4chan.
[edit] Irwin
Irwin is an annoying attempt to prove that the show was totally not racist, by having him get his ass kicked in every episode. He ultimately fails at life, and needs to go kill himself. Irwin seems to the be only one Mandy won't have sex with, as she does not want to catch Irwin's AIDs.
He is also a bisexual whore, who masturbates to the thought of both Billy and Mandy. In Big Crackhead Adventure, Irwin was staring at Billy's penis and drooling, while he started getting an erection. But since Irwin can't get any, he has to masturbate it off, or fuck a rock, since it's the only thing that wouldn't reject him.
Irwin is totally not a Steve Urkle rip off, and is probably the most worthless character in the show. All he does is whine about wanting to see Mandy naked, until someone shoves a dagger up his ass and makes him stfu.
Oh by the way, he wants to fuck mandy real BAD but it's never gonna happen because he's black! :D
Irwin is also an hero.
[edit] Mindy
Mindy is an ugly ass whore, who is often seen on forums posting ugly porn of herself. She is the ugliest thing known to God, and makes God want to shoot himself. Mindy calls everyone losers, while she is the biggest furfag in the world. (Note that is was discovered she was a furry, when finding her pornography.)
She gives handjobs off the streets, but gets no money since no one wants one from her. In fact, people are killed every year by her painfully deadly handjobs.
Irwin pretends he likes her, but actually believes he could only fuck her if there was a paper bag on her head. However, since her vagina is as disgusting as an 89 year old woman's, Irwin went back to trying to get laid with Mandy and failing. Mindy also tries to get it on with Mandy, but Mandy got a seizure from just looking at her.
[edit] Other Characters
Other characters include...
- Nergal, the king of tentacle rape and pedophilia and has no friends
- Nergal Junior, the prince of tentacle rape
- Eris, a replica of Paris Hilton but with boobs
- Pud'N, the kid who is afraid of his own penis
- Ms. Butterbean, the biggest whore to her students in the world
- Sperg, a whiney kid who pretends to be a hardcore piece of shit
- Your mom, who has screwed every character in the show
- Principal Goodvibes, who loves little boys as much as MJ (And sometimes little girls too)
- Dr. Phil, who uses his special supa powerz to defeat the horrible demons
- Skarr, the anorexic and bulimic neighbor of Billy that believes in leprecahns living in his pants (Which explained the bulge in his pants, since he probably has a small dick)
- Power Rangers, who use their ultimat powa!!1 to defeat evil
- Sean Connery, who killed Scotland in one episode and fucked every chick there
- Jeff the Spider, who becomes ultra emo in Douche Bag Queen (see below), who craves incest from Billy
... and many more.
[edit] Big Crackhead Adventure
Big Crackhead Adventure, or BCA, is about Grim's boyfriend getting all pissy because Grim was too busy emo sobbing to have anal sex with him, so Boogey the crackhead, decided to start a whole adventure as a Pirates of the Caribbean and Terminator rip off to find Horror's Dildo, that made your worst fuck come to life.
It included lots of sex scenes full of cum bombs, oral, anal, and everything possible. The movie is also known for the fact that Irwin tried to rape Mandy in her sleep, thinking that she was dead, until she woke up, mistaking Irwin as a pedobear, and shot him in the face.
The movie is 5 hours long of a pornography.
[edit] Douche Bag Queen
Douche Bag Queen was a two minute long movie that hardly had much of a plot was nothing but Grim flashbacking about his orgasms he had over the Douche Bag Queen named Velma. Velma, like the Scooby-Doo Velma, is actually a lesbian, unknown to Grim.
Nothing else happened that was important.
[edit] Kids Next Dyke Crossover
There is also an upcoming crossover with the cartoon that's totally not lame called KND (Otherwise known as Kids Next Dyke). It's about a bunch of bratty dipshits who whine and complain that their parents want them to grow up and get out of the fucking house, but they won't, so they bitch and moan about wanting to stay kids by building a giant tree house made entirely out of shit and rage war against all adults because they're oblivious that they fail at life.
The crossover is about Billy and Mandy teaching them that Disney is the true enemy, so they join forces and together destroy the furry faggot who magically came back to life, Walt Disney, then destroy the Deathstar just for the hell of it.
[edit] The Video Game
The video game was a hentai game where you could play as Billy only, since he was the only character who seemed to have a sustaining penis, and pretty much gain bonus points by fucking every character you could, even if related or if they were animals. (In fact, you get bonus points for incest and beastality!)
The game has no plot, and includes excitement meters, that if full, allow you to shoot the biggest batch of cum in your partner's face. (Even if you're not having sex.)
The game includes totally possible anatomy for children their age, including giant tits.
[edit] Trivia
- Grim loves loli pr0n.
- Skarr has erectile dysfunction, and stresses himself everyday to have an erection.
- Billy has an opposite problem, as he has a long-lasting erection every two minutes.
- The show was canceled due to kids imitating after Billy's raping sex antics.
- In one episode, Sperg revealed to be gay by shoving his dick in Pud'N's mouth.
- This article will get sued for copyright infringement against Cartoon Network lawlz.
