The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy is an animated children's TV show about an young boy named Billy who is very accident prone and not too bright. His co-star, Mandy, is technically his only "friend" and never smiles (she was seen smiling out of her own accord in the first episode, however) because she is gothik as fukk. Grim is the Grim Reaper, who uses his scythe and otherworldly powers to entertain and amuse them. He was forced to be their best friends to the death in the first episode when Billy and Mandy beat him in a game of Limbo IN Limbo.
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Characters
Billy
a huge fucktarded dumbass 10 year old boy. Has a HUGE Jew nose that will not be discussed any further. Probably has a form of tourettes and is a fucking retard. LOVES actions figures and kiddie shows, especially Sassy Cat.
Mandy
Mandy is the toughest, most nihilistic preteen in Endsville EVAR Mandy acts hardcore and thinks she's the baddest piece of shit in the manure pile. Her chronic scowl and bad attitude makes her the most gothic character in the series - which is saying a lot, considering she stars alongside the Grim Reaper. She's has sooo much angst and gets PMS all the time because of it. She wants to take over the world, but sadly, this will never happen because she hangs with two fuckwits who are as dumb as rocks.
Grim
In contrast with Mandy, Grim plays the part of a whiner, despite being OVER 9000 years old. He speaks in a Jamaican accent (showing the power of a throw-away joke about Limbo) but never smokes reefer onstage as part of an agreement with Cartoon Network. He loves to crossdress (pics or it didn't happen). The most likely explanation for his emosexual tendencies is his notable lack of a penis.
Irwin
Irwin is an annoying attempt to prove that the show was totally not racist, by having him get his black ass kicked in every episode. Irwin beats his preteen meat to the thought of Mandy on a daily basis, but Mandy won't give him the time of day, much less give up the pussy. He likes the same stuff as Billy and is just as stupid as him in every way except he has a bit more common sense and book smarts.
Mindy
Mindy is a classmate of Billy and Mandy who acts super-popular!!! -- and calls everyone else total losers, regularly and frequently. As punishment for being such a cunt, she often ends up getting screwed at the end of an episode.
Other Characters
Among others:
- Nergal - The king of tentacle rape
- Nergal Junior - The prince of tentacle rape
- Eris, Goddess of Disorder - A replica of Paris Hilton but with boobs. Just a bit lulzy because she was the god des of chaos until she gave it up
- Pud'N - The whiny kid who picks his nose and is afraid of his own penis
- Ms. Butterbean - The fucking teacher
- Sperg - A chubby bully who ends up getting his ass beaten more often than he bullies whiney kids who pretends to be a hardcore piece of shit
- Principal Goodvibes - A dirty, filthy unclean, drug-addicted hippie sack of shit
- Skarr - Billy's scarred and bulimirexic neighbor
- Jeff the Spider - Briefly transcends Grim in EQ (Emo Quotient) by whining about how much he wants his deadbeat dad Billy
Life Lessons
This show teaches important life lessons -- such as that taking free wishes from a stranger usually results in the wish-giver causing you to fuck yourself over during an idiotic attempt to improve your already miserable life.
PROTIP: Eclair filling is flammable.
