The Heirophant Council
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Heirophant Council is a Marilyn Manson forum where each user is supposed to pretend to be interesting, which they clearly are not, to increase their post count & earn reputation points. Most of the posts consist of "lol" or shitty poetry that only a gothfag could write. They also have a section labeled Hate Anthems where they whine about how their parents grounded them, their girlfriends dumped them, or the standard "fuck the world" thread. The essence of pure teenage angst flows through you as the page loads and you scroll through the inane dribble they come up with. Most of the threads are blatant forgery, pathetic attempts by 20 year old pseudointellectuals to make the 14 year old inhabitants of the board lol, and made up stories for positive rep points or attention.
This forum being dedicated to Marilyn Manson already makes it fail, but the majority of the members aren't even into this music, these people are sexual predators who feel that Manson's fanbase is a good target for finding disenfranchised preteens who will blow anything with a pulse that is wearing mascara and a "Kill Your God" t-shirt.
[edit] Breakdown of Users
Normal User - These are the fags who generally post stories of how they get beaten up at school for being a goth and listening to Marilyn Manson. They generally stick to the General Chat and Hate Anthems sections because they know little or nothing at all about the artist they have dedicated their life to blowing.
| —Random Heirophant User, on how the Phant turned him gay. |
Senior Members - It doesn't matter how many reputation points you have, it doesn't even matter how large your post count is to be a Senior Member. You must suck the correct cock in order to join this special club. TheAmazingAtheist is in this club proving it is chock full o' fail. These Senior Members are generally seen making fun of n00bs and trying to be funny.
Admins/Moderators - If you make fun of a mod or admin on this site, they will strike you with their banhammer usually giving them a strong sense of sexual excitement. These are the cocks to suck if you want to become a Senior Member. They usually consist of IRL losers who think that because they have power on a small-time internet forum they are 1337.
