The King of Spades

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

The King of Spades is a crap text-based MMORPG that is only better than Furcadia due to its lack of furries.

Contents 1 Story 2 TKOS Features 3 Combat 4 How to Make Lulz 5 How to Make a Sockpuppet 6 Non-Notable Players 7 See Also 8 External Links

[edit] Story

There's supposedly some huge backstory with angels that six people might have read.

[edit] TKOS Features

• Worst coded GUI interface EVAR.
• Needing a job for money.
• Needing skills for a job.
• Having to wait 4 hours to gain a skill point.
• Shit superpowers.

Rather than fucking with getting a job, you can make millions of sock puppets with a writing skill to mail you their money right a way. This is that much fucking faster than training.

[edit] Combat

So you played long enough to get a weapon: (you should kill yourself) Every combat turn is exactly one minute long, you can fire one bullet per turn. Battles can last upward of ten minutes if you don't miss a shot. If you use a close range weapon you need to move toward the other player, which requires you to take 17 steps per turn. You are 50 away.

[edit] How to Make Lulz

1. Get to New York City, go to the Bronx.
2. Flame or attack someone and wait for them to kill you.
3. When the arriving cop comes, accuse the other person of murder.
4.  ????
5. PROFIT!!!

These faggots care so much about their text world with shit laws they will spend upwards of 30 minutes arguing over simple shit like this.

Refresh the browser multiple times after saying something, you'll repost what you said and piss everyone off.

[edit] How to Make a Sockpuppet

1. Have an account logged on 2. make another account in a new tab. 3. Repeat as needed.

This technique helps when trying to accuse another player of murder.

[edit] Non-Notable Players

• You
• Your Mom
• 13-year-old boy
• New Zealand

[edit] See Also

Runescape

[edit] External Links

The site of MMO Text faggotry

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