The Man

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The Man is the one keeping you down, brutha.

Not much is known about The Man, but he goes by many names. (e.g. they, whitey, CIA) The Man is similar to Santa Claus in that he is white and knows everything about you... including that time you touched your sister inappropriately. (You sick fuck.)

The Man owns everything worth owning and is laughing at your poverty.

While The Man oppresses all, he particularly enjoys making upward mobility difficult for black people - unless they become self-hating negros and join the Republican party.

[edit] Identity

It is important to note "The Man" is a title given to a specific male of northern-European ancestry. Every four years this person is elected via a secret election which minorities are ignorant of. The ballots, which are hidden in specially-marked tubes of Preparation H, are mailed in.

Traditionally The Man serves a four year term, with the possibility of an added term if the spirit of Babe Ruth approves.

While "The Man's" identity is usually a closely guarded secret - it is well known that Ronald Reagan, held the office from 1988 to 1992 after finishing his lower post as President of the United States. Reagan was able to roll many of the rights blacks had gained in the 60s, added Arabs to the list of oppressed minorities, and, single-handedly wrestled a wild boar. In many ways, Reagan was worse than Hitler - since at least Jews got a country after their ordeal was over.

[edit] Events The Man is Responsible For

The Man is behind blamed for everything bad that ever happened in the history of existance, but in reality zogs are the reason for these.

Stuff The Man Caused

[edit] Proof

Watch closely to see The Man effectively pwning an injun.

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