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Benedict XVI giving a shout-out to his 4chan niggaz

Pope Benedict has been revealed to be a sith lord.

FIRE!

Pope Benedict XVI.

IRCOp of the world's Roman Catholics, the Pope is the ringleader of the world's largest paedophile group. He is best known for his flamboyant hats, his time-traveling powers, and for looking exactly like the evil Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars as well as for fulfilling the Emperor Palpatine's fictional role in real life (The Vatican is no moon; rather, it is a space station). Contrary to popular belief, the pope does not need to poop.

The Pope exerts his power in a Force-lightning fury.

Merry Christmas

The first pope.

1 Breaking News
2 Facts About the Current Pope
3 Pope John Paul II: never forget
- 3.1 Quotes
- 3.2 Appearance
4 Gallery
- 4.1 Benedict XVI
- 4.2 John Paul II
5 LINKS

[edit] Breaking News

After the unexpected and suspicious death of the smooth-skinned, voluptuous and monotone R&B singer, Pope Sean Paul II, a new Pope, Benedict XVI, has risen to power in a brutal ascendancy which left the Vatican littered with the smoking bodies of Cardinals from the world over. Promising to rule the Church with an iron fist, the Pope urged his flock to "use [their] hatred" in a grating, otherworldly rasp.

[edit] Facts About the Current Pope

Is king of all the child molestors and gets batshit crazy when this gets pointed out
Has pecs the size of small moons
Strongest recorded jaw strength of any animal or human, living or dead
Real name is Amanda
Had a brief love affair with Borat.
He wields the strength of 10 ordinary Popes
Once had body of former pope dug up, clothed, tried for various crimes, convicted, and thrown into the Rubicon
His skin is actually made of precious Adamantium and can change into a llama at will
Tried to convert Luke Skywalker to the dark side of the force
He murdered 12 Jews with force lightning when he was supposedly "forced" into joining the Hitler Youth last Thursday
Is not attracted to women
Has published a book translating it in at least 100 languages, but everybody failed to give a fuck about it
Worked for Hitler during World War II but is now pope for some reason
Current model of Pope-Mobile does 0-60 in 37 seconds, but gets 114 mpg (diesel)
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PROFIT!!!

[edit] Pope John Paul II: never forget

The Vatican's zombie leader

Pope John Paul II was born in 1977 in California, and is an adult film actress of Vietnamese and Chinese extraction whose numerous films and photos became widely distributed on the internet during the early 2000s, especially through P2P file sharing and TGP galleries.

He had breast implants midway through his career and is known for a buxom figure and numerous hardcore anal sex and gay scenes.

Although his name is often pronounced "Maiko", he actually pronounces it as "Meeko".

His body, covered with apparent lightning burns, was recently found by his personal assistant Waylon Smithers after Smithers sensed what he termed "a great disturbance in the Force". Thus began the bloody process of selecting a new Pope to rule the world's quivering masses of Catholics.

[edit] Quotes

"...Sex on film is different from my personal life. It’s more passionate and down to earth. There is more love and it’s sensual, more hugging and touching. On film it is more fucking, fucking and fucking."
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
"I like everything. I like nasty sex. Hot, passionate sex is good. That’s what I like, hot passionate scenes."
"A person we can all aspire to be is Mary Magdeline. That whore can suck toes like no other."
"Don't ever fuck with me. If you do everyone you care about will suffer. Then you will beg for death"
"... I like chinese, they only come up to your knees; they're cute, they're cuddle and ready to please, I like chinese."
"WOW! Would you look at the funbags on that hosehound! BOW-CHIKKA-WOW!"