The Ring
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Ring was a Japanese documentary about a constantly wet piece of jailbait that haunts old media, most commonly known by the cheap American ripoff of the same name. For reasons which make absolutely no sense if you've seen the movie, people whose old media she haunts tend to die immediately after looking at common ring-like things such as coffee stains and anal sphincters. The release of this information has caused many USAns to look at their own assholes just to be sure, which caused half of them to break their backs and the other half to get their heads stuck up their asses. This is one of the more feasible theories for the origins of the Democratic (or "spineless") and Republican parties.
The Ring started the long craze of retarded ass movies that are supposed to portray wet and dirty Japanese girls as terrifying. Other crap ass films that follow this shit-minded logic are: The Grudge, The Grudge II, and HOLY SHIT THERE'S A STUPID FUCKING JAP BITCH CRAWLING ON YOUR FLOOR! The only think terrifying about Japanese girls are japaids amirite? So it is incumbent to wrap your shit twice before even THINKING of entering into their sewer-like vaginas.
The cursed videotape has been digitized in the years since the documentary was released and people stopped watching the physical copies. Some argue that digital copies of the tape do not carry its curse.
[edit] Internets connection
Interest in the documentary, originally believed to be a hoax, was inspired by the discovery of several web sites with clues about the haunting, including a web site for the Morgan Ranch, where Samara lived as a young girl. At least one site contained scans of newspaper clippings documenting some of the strange occurrences documented in the film, including mass suicide of horses at Morgan Ranch. All the sites have disappeared since the American release of the documentary. John McCain promises to get to the bottom of this.
Because of the unforgettable and clearly factual nature of her story, Samara still comes up for discussion fairly often in places like sleepparalysis. Believe it or not, one can usually generate drama in any community with enough pussies just by using Samara-themed icons or posting pictures of Samara in lewd and come-hither positions.
The wet chick dances.
