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You fail it

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Your skill is not enough.

From the dawn of time, there have been winners and losers. And it has been the sole responsibility of those who win, to point out to the loser, just how much they suck.

Hence the creation of the "YOU FAIL IT" meme.

Essentially, the format goes like this: "YOU FAIL IT (it is ____)." A common and easy substitute for the blank is simply life, implying that the target lacks the skills necessary to deserve being spared from shipment to Auschwitz, post-haste. Of course, other failures can be substituted as the poster feels appropriate. A more severe form is known as epic fail.

When you fail, Oh Yeah by Yello is played in the background. Chic. Chic-chicachicaaah. The meme originates in the arcade game Blazing Star.

[edit] Using You Fail It In Conversation

I dare you to do worse.

klb's journal
- "It's slang from slashdot, k5 and other places. Started primarily by some of the more obnoxious members of these sites. The full original form is 'YOU FAIL IT (it is the thing you failed)'. And has branched out from there in a variety of forms."
Athletes.com Forums
- "Bulking is for professional bodybuilders. You are not a professional bodybuilder. Therefore, you fail it (it is not being a loser)."
Want A Billion Dollars?
- "Seeing as you can't even stabilize a URL. You Fail It. It is using the World Wide Web. (It's not much fun at the top. I envy the common people, their hearty meals and Bruce Springsteen and voting.)"
Sporks R' Us
- "YOU FAIL IT ('it' is properly posting)"
Paris Hilton's Notebook Gets Hacked
- "Goddamn it, learn to troll would you? If you going to be taken as credible, you need to at least come from a somewhat reasonable position. All you're doing is trying to defend something that is quite clearly the best thing that's happened on the internet in, I dunno, MONTHS. You fail it (it is being worthy of 20721). Go back to your trollaxor gaysex, chutney ferret."
Rep. Mark Foley (R,FL) resigns after 16-year-old boy releases inappropriate e-mails and chat logs to ABC
- "LOL, did you see that congressman resigned? He totally failed it. You fail it (it is not raping children).

One of the examples of JewTube FAIL.

[edit] How to fail

Stupidity often leads to failure

You know you've had it when even the BSOD fails.

And just when you thought there couldn't possibly be more fail...

Decide on something to do.
Jump up and down, while running around in circles.
Try to beat your parents at an argument.
Repeat steps 3 & 4
????
PROFIT!!!

[edit] Failing on teh Internets

These are some useful spellings of fail you may come across in your travels:

epic fail
fayel
fhail
fhayle
fhaile
fhaiyle
fahyll
failz
failzorz
fhailskies
fhaylezorz
phail
ph4il
ph41l
phailzorz
fhphaiiylle

 FFFF  AAAA  III  L
 F     A  A   I   L
 FFFF  AAAA   I   L
 F     A  A   I   L
 F     A  A  III  LLLL

You get the picture.

[edit] Gallery

The Gallery of Fail

Irish FAIL	You can't hide your failure from God.	YOU FAIL IT (it is killing dirty Ay-rabs)	You're OUT OF ORDER and you FAIL
	YOU FAIL AT LIFE	Failure via Myspace	FAIL

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FAILURE	FAILURE (edit with EFG)	Conversation: YOU FAIL! (IT)	FAIL!!
FAIL	Gotta whole lotta fail		Your parents failed with you
Bad luck meme	Sheezyart fagerans even know fail.	Failcat doing what he does best.	Jews are made of fail and jew gold
The iPhone doing what it does best.	FAIL	bringing a sword to a gun fight = fail
Children Fail
	Multiple Fail	Fail.	This is how to ~~fall~~ fail
Fail desu	He must have forgot his steroids		When furries fail
		The Fail 2008 Presidential Erection	EPIC FAIL
FAILBOAT!		Yes? Wait...No. I forgot i was ghey.	Some ED editors fail too.
Bob Dylan says you fail.	Your fail does not amuse...
He looks like he has fail up his pooper!		Cutting your hair while drunk = FAIL	VACCINATION FAIL!
"Conduct is Excellent, Effort is poor."