The Soapbox
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Soapbox (often regarded as the asshole of IMDB) is an IMDb message board that was created for the intention of discussing hot or political issues. However, over a 100 years ago it quickly became a haven for trolls and camwhores to graze the great promised land of IMDb with their lulzy drama and shock images. Since the creation of 100+ new main boards on IMDb, it's now left with nothing but fail and AIDS. At least 100% of the posters think they are very clever, but the majority, like most IMDbtards, are too fucktarded to utilize their real life by doing anything productive other than clicking the reply button and abusing IMDb's search engine.
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[edit] Early Days of the Soapbox
During the early days of the interbutt, The Soapbox started out promising, developing a creative crop of trolls doing it for the lulz, however, because most IMDbtards are infected with Asperger's syndrome, these joyous years did not last. It was especially notable for the ability of its lulzy users to reduce anything they don't like into either "liberal" or "conservative". Examples:
"I think that indiscriminately killing people is a bad idea."
From time to time, some stupid Canadians and Australians will run there and post that they know more about American politics than Americans. They always have some opinion about how Americans ought to work on their Economic system (after insisting that the Euro pwns all, in ALT Caps no less), how European Health Care is way better than American Health Care (Regardless of the hundreds of Eastern Europeans who would disagree), and anything else they can rub in our pimpled ass faces. Then these same people go back to spending their goverment's welfare checks on their Ecstasy and abortions.
[edit] The Glorious Years
Some of the best times of the Soapbox would be prior to the most recent board installations. During this time, the board was booming with trolls and camwhore's looking to get rated on their looks. While the replies these camwhores recieved weren't as creative or nearly as lulzy as the catchphrases on /b/, it was entertaining nonetheless to see on a website full of the ghey like IMDb. The Soapbox was also full of IRL racists and bigots, as well as the usual crop of Christian Fundies (Some of which still remain). While a majority of these users have been killed by the Banhammer, some of them, to prove their ultimate faggotry, signed up again and bought a bunch of CP to fap to on Amazon to verify their accounts and lower their posting quotas. However, because IMDb has restrictions similiar to that of Gaia Online, most of these people would normally get killed off once again, ultimately crying that they will quit the internets forever, however, not before they making an account once again.
There are still some cool users today who try to keep the Spirit of the Soapbox alive. However, thanks to IMDb's all mighty Banhammer, unfortunately, they are now a dying breed. Here at ED, we will nevar forget.
[edit] The Soapbox today
Undeniably, the Soapbox sucks teh cock moar than ever. Actually, scratch that, it always did, but now it's just booming with AIDs and Faggotry, much like the cancer that is killing /b/, except The Soapbox is the kid who never gets laid and went to DeVry Institute, while /b/ graduated from Harvard and got all the tits he wanted. In other words, The Soapbox was built of a foundation of fail 100 years ago that is irreversible. When the very support system of this board crumbles, it'll be a tragedy greater than that of Katrina or anything else a /b/tard can fap to or even imagine. Or so we'll hope.
[edit] Gallery
 This is how The SB feels about ED. I'm a Chargin Mah Lazor Bitch! |
 Tits or GTFO |
 OMG, SO FUNNAI GAIS! |
[edit] Note
If you usually make even a half-hearted effort to use proper grammar, spelling, punctuation and capitalization and if you prefer to communicate using language skills, the Soapbox is not for you. It is especially bad during the summer when all the latch-key kids are running wild on the computer while mommy and daddy are away at work.
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