The Soapbox

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

The Portal to Hell

The Soapbox (often regarded as the asshole of IMDB) is an IMDB message board that was created for the intention of discussing hot or political issues. However, over a 100 years ago it quickly became a haven for trolls and camwhores to graze the great promised land of IMDB with their lulzy drama and shock images. Since the creation of 100+ new main boards on IMDB, it's now left with nothing but fail and AIDS. At least 100% of the posters think they are very clever, but the majority, like most IMDbtards, are too fucktarded to utilize their real life by doing anything productive other than clicking the reply button and abusing IMDb's search engine.

Early Days of the Soapbox

In The Soapbox, everyone is doing it wrong

During the early days of the interbutt, The Soapbox started out promising, developing a creative crop of trolls doing it for the lulz, however, because most IMDbtards are infected with Asperger's syndrome, these joyous years did not last. It was especially notable for the ability of its lulzy users to reduce anything they don't like into either "liberal" or "conservative". Examples:

"I think that indiscriminately killing people is a bad idea."

"Well if you're including Muzzies in that, you must be a Liberal. Therefore I will not listen to you, and will pretend you have the stupids."

From time to time, some stupid Canadians and Australians will run there and post that they know more about American politics than Americans. They always have some opinion about how Americans ought to work on their Economic system (after insisting that the Euro pwns all, in ALT Caps no less), how European Health Care is way better than American Health Care (Regardless of the hundreds of Eastern Europeans who would disagree), and anything else they can rub in our pimpled ass faces. Then these same people go back to spending their goverment's welfare checks on their Ecstasy and abortions.

The Glorious Years

fap fap fap

Some of the best times of the Soapbox would be prior to the most recent board installations. During this time, the board was booming with trolls like Paulus and camwhore's looking to get rated on their looks. While the replies these camwhores recieved weren't as creative or nearly as lulzy as the catchphrases on /b/, it was entertaining nonetheless to see on a website full of the ghey like IMDB. The Soapbox was also full of IRL racists and bigots, as well as the usual crop of Christian Fundies (Some of which still remain). While a majority of these users have been killed by the Banhammer, some of them, to prove their ultimate faggotry, signed up again and bought a bunch of CP to fap to on Amazon to verify their accounts and lower their posting quotas. However, because IMDB has restrictions similiar to that of Gaia Online, most of these people would normally get killed off once again, ultimately crying that they will quit the internets forever, however, not before they making an account once again.

There are still some cool users today who try to keep the spirit of the Soapbox alive. However, thanks to IMDb's all mighty Banhammer, unfortunately, they are now a dying breed. Here at ED, we will nevar forget.

The Soapbox Today

One of the few remaining hotties on The Soapbox today

Undeniably, the Soapbox sucks teh cock moar than ever. Actually, scratch that, it always did, but now it's just booming with AIDS and Faggotry, much like the cancer that is killing /b/, except The Soapbox is the kid who never gets laid and went to DeVry Institute, while /b/ graduated from Harvard and got all the tits he wanted. In other words, The Soapbox was built of a foundation of fail 100 years ago that is irreversible. When the very support system of this board crumbles, it'll be a tragedy greater than that of Katrina or anything else a /b/tard can fap to or even imagine. Or so we'll hope.

There are also many he-shes on the Soapbox. Such people as Steve Lake, who according to vegologists is actually an hermaphrodite potato, and also someone by the name of Peter Jackson the filmmaker a.k.a Chocologic - the almost identical reincarnation of Miss Piggy.

KERMIE!

This remarkable specimen has half male, half female sprouts.

However, seeing as Steve Lake is my friend, and is like a big teddy bear, I will stand up and say:

"We all love potatoes. We should all love Steve Lake. Hermie sprouts and all. With a bit of buttah."

Gallery

This is how The SB feels about ED. I'm a Chargin Mah Lazor Bitch!

Tits or GTFO

OMG, SO FUNNAI GAIS!

Note

If you usually make even a half-hearted effort to use proper grammar, spelling, punctuation and capitalization and if you prefer to communicate using language skills, the Soapbox is not for you. It is especially bad during the summer when all the latch-key kids are running wild on the computer while mommy and daddy are away at work.

Notable Soapboxers

Angel_of_Metropolis: A "14 year old boy" who does nothing but complain about how the world would be better without the internet. He also repeats himself and barely contributes to the board unless he is discussing his wet dreams over his mother/teacher's saggy vag smothering his face.

DrRocksoTheEnGeL: A drug addicted cunt who does nothing but be emo, fap and listen to Death metal

Buttah: An ugly faggot who hates black people

Stevelake: See faggot and Potato. Has been proven to be the goatse guy.

veronicaADDICTION: An ugly whore who has a fatal addiction to cock and AIDS

Chocologic: A fat furry basement dweller who does nothing but eat, post, pretend to exercise, fap to loli and fuck his dog. Rumor has it that he is the pillsbury dough boy.

Cunning_Stuntz: See dick and 1guy1jar.

Malbororedx: A raging faggot who like to smoke cigarettes and boast about how many balls he has.

Nozebleed: A wannabe faggot who suffers from pig syndrone and ass-burgers syndrone.

Head_Banging_Brunette: A dyke who wishes she was blonde

Miss_Yum_yum: See DO NOT WANT; does not like poor people, but hopefully she will die from breast cancer.

ryan_lee-hilton: The ultimate faggot of the Soapbox. See human fleshlight

DrMauricitoLoveless: See Idiot. You can find him fapping to pictures of ryan_lee_hilton and raping small children

Bree-OchoUno: Bree was born when a deformed sewer-monster defecated into the vagina of a giant sow and was vomited out of her mother's anus at the ripe young age of 26

Adorably_Obnoxious: See fugly. As her name states, she likes little girls and has a basement full of dead bodies and half eaten heads. Hailing from Iceland she tends to eat wolves raw and rape kittens. She also like to have chocologic over for child raping sessions.

ChrisScript2: The anus in which the dick penetrates. If you look closely, you can see that he is a cunt.

Enigma-72: An overly happy slut who secretly likes small boys' penises and big black cock.

DuCalme: See lesbian. Left the Soapbox because she was pregnant with a half chocologic half nigger-horse baby.

JediNG: Asian who mainly posts picture links for responses. Is the brother of Bree-OchoUno and has no penis.

Clockwork-Banana: A trap who like to put bananas in it's ass. Enjoys listening to Shakira while fapping to Lady Gaga.