The Student Room
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Student Room, known as TSR to its serious users, is a British forum-based website devoted to the discussion of college. In practice, however, it serves as a lol-cow ranch where idiots gather to 'offer' each other 'advice' about 'subjects' not even related to the question "How do I got education?". Perhaps England's most fetid cesspool of unwarranted self-importance on the Intertubes, at least 100% of TSR posters claim to have seven or more A-grade A-levels (the equivalent of a GPA of around 5.5 for the Americunts reading this).
Particularly troll-able forums include:
- University discussion, where 16-year-old girls and emo fags whine about how they're being persecuted by the university application system just because they spent all their school life in a spiral of angst and internet disease so now don't have any qualifications and will end up riddled with AIDS, dying in a box in an alley somewhere. Or they fight over the pros and cons of top-flight universities that they have no chance of getting in to anyway. SPOILER: Ur goin 2 ITT Tech, faggots.
- Health and relationships, also containing many who have, or soon will have, AIDS. Provided one is subtle enough to rein in the h8 so as to avoid B&jolnir from the fascistic mods, you will find a looooooong list of those with low self-esteem just waiting to be e-pushed into an hero status.
| —Angsty McAngst whines and whines, but his gay and fail can be cured only be becoming an hero |
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Features
TSR includes a handy reputation system so you can TELL that your trolling is going well! Every time your comments cause someone to feel butthurt, they will neg-rep you. The moar red boxes you have, the closer you are to The Prize!
The Potential Trigger flag is a flashing billboard pointing you in the direction of lulz; the retarded site actually has it as policy to draw attention to the fact that a poster is in a fragile emotional state and thus particularly easy to talk into chugging shotgun mouthwash. What a service!
It has its own gay little Model UN, too. For the love of God...
Protips
If you can't troll The Student Room, you are doing it wrong. Even serious posters are often lambasted with the troll smiley in what seems to be compulsive reactionary butthurt.
Still, for lulz maximisation:
- Inform the "Trouble making friends" posters that the reason noone lieks them is because they are horrible people with disgustingly ugly faces.
- Tell the self-diagnosed-anxiety-disorder-sufferers that they actually don't have a disease.
- Attempt e-psychiatry; other TSR users love to join in!
- Claim to have a terminal illness, then after 300 sympathy posts of "OMG I'm so sorrrreeeeeeyyyy!" have rolled in, point out YHBT.
- Say "DO IT FAGGOT" in suicide threads (i.e. 99% of TSR threads) and watch the neg rep and thus lulz roll in from butthurt "humanitarian" lolcows.[1]
- Make the women of TSR aware of their proper place, writing off the LGBT types as delusional transvestites.
- Suggest serious discussion of BNP policies; watch faggotry socialist types fall over themselves to insult you.
- Suggest psychology is a worthless degree. Since 99% of TSR users are either social sciences students or CSIII graduates, you stand a chance of sparking a civil war.
- Express even slight misgivings regarding any aspect of Israel's foreign, domestic, or military policies. You can be sure of drawing copious quantities of red boxes from the forum's hordes of skullcap-wearing, kosher-chomping, WTC-doing Yidds. Even serious business posts on Jew-related topics have been known to "mysteriously vanish" if a passing mod doesn't consider them sufficiently pro-Zion. The Student Room? Moar liek The Jewdent Room, amirite?
- TSR has a strong tradition of parody threads created by changing one word. If a thread seems at all formulaic, expect multiple fail attempts to turn x thread into a forced meme.
Users
Gals?
| Originally posted by: The forum sig of all female TSR users. |
| Omg hai ^___^ !!!1!
Okies so anyways, im going to tell you bout my exam results <333333333 OMFGZ I gotted OVER 9000 A*s in my GCSEs! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^ When I did mai A-levels I got 40 PERFECT GRADES OMG 100% markz rofl ZOMG!!oneone! Except for 1 tiem were I got 98% (((( have sent it 4 remark 16 tiems but dey wont give me 100% (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó) am not faiiiiir! I am soooo kewl & smart bcos I got so many graeds!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)* !!!!one! Me am going to OxtordCambrige confirmed 100% *(^O^)*(^o^)(^o^)(^o^) Unconditionlol offer they loeved me at interview lololol!! Nyaaaaa!!!*(^O^)* *(^O^)* |
Guise
| Originally posted by: The forum sig of all male TSR users. |
| Good day, fellow internet users.
Permit me, if you would, to divulge the results of my recent scholarly examinations, for your elucidation. GCSE RESULTS (which I found laughably simple, I might add) English Literature (Edexcel June 21st, 11.07am starting time, 2:15 long) - A* - 100% A-LEVEL RESULTS (As I knew I would, I got my 7 A's, obviously, and 100% all but one) Advanced Hyper-Mathematics: A - 100% As I am sure you will agree, this marks me out as a most accomplished man of letters, and I hope you shall bear the above in mind when addressing my superior person during our time together on The Student Room 'internets forum website', as it were. I shall, of course, be taking up residence at Oxford University subsequent to the conclusion of my summer vacation, on safari in Rhodesia. The interview procedure, I might say, made it particularly easy for one as gifted as I to astonish the learned professors with the bredth and extent of my educated intellect. As such they have offered me an unconditional place at Saint Fizzlewick's Boy's College. How spiffing. |
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