The Student Room
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[edit] Overview
The Student Room (moar liek The JEWdent Room, amirite?) is a lol-cow ranch where British idiots gather to 'offer' each other 'advice' about 'subjects'. Much unwarranted self-importance lies therein. Two of the most troll-able forums are:
University discussion, where 16-year-old girls and emo fags whine about how they're being persecuted by the university application system just because they spent all their school life in a spiral of angst and internet disease so now don't have any qualifications and will end up riddled with AIDS, dying in a box in an alley somewhere.
And, of course, the inimitable Health and relationships forum (also containing many who have, or soon will have, AIDS). Provided one is subtle enough to reign in the h8 so as to avoid B&jolnir from the fascistic mods, you will find a looooooong list of those with low self-esteem just waiting to be e-pushed into an hero status.
| —Ahahahahaha!!1! Angsty McAngst whines and whines, but his gay and fail can be cured only be becoming an hero |
[edit] Features
TSR includes a handy reputation system so you can TELL that your trolling is going well! Every time your incisive polemic causes someone to feel butthurt, they will neg-rep you. The moar red boxes you have, the closer you are to The Prize!
The Potential Trigger flag is a flashing billboard pointing you in the direction of lulz; the retarded site actually has it as policy to draw attention to the fact that a poster is in a fragile emotional state and thus particularly easy to talk into chugging cleaning fluid. What service!
It has it's own gay little Model UN, too! HA!
[edit] Protips
For lulz maximisation:
- Inform the "Trouble making friends" posters that the reason noone lieks them is because they are horrible people with disgustingly ugly faces.
- Tell the self-diagnosed-anxiety-disorder-sufferers that they actually don't have a disease.
- Attempt e-psychiatry; other TSR users love to join in!
- Claim to have a terminal illness, then after 300 sympathy posts of "OMG I'm so sorrrreeeeeeyyyy!" have rolled in, point out YHBT.
[edit] Users
| —The forum sig of all female TSR users. |
| —The forum sig of all male TSR users. |
