The Wikipedia Review

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The Wikipedia Review is a hivemind of kook anti-Wikipedia message boards dedicated to obsessing over SlimVirgin criticizing the even more lame and cuckoo and evil Wikipedia. Its various incarnations are frequented by Wikipedia trolls who engage in lame flame wars with the Wikipedia critics, a microcosm of Wikipedia's e-evil.

Lame Wikipedia fans keep insisting on how great Wikipedia is and how unbiased it is, trying to hide the fact that Wikipedia is a group blog for ne'er-do-well slackers who live with their mothers and can sit all day long in front of their computers, supposedly for the benefit of a poor African child, who really couldn't give a fuck about Wikipedia due to not having anything to eat. But, despite that, the Wikipedia kooks keep spreading their blatant lies and half-truths to other Web sites.

The Wikipedia Review is a reflection of Wikipedia's teeny bopper demographic and Web-fuckery. Many of the most active trolls who inhabit the site have been scientifically proven to be fucking batshit insane (see data below). The site itself was formerly run on hi-tech ProBoards software for the greater good of its e-mass audience.

In its origins, The Wikipedia Review is there to create drama by taking revenge on Wikipedia's brainwashed Wikipedophilic fans and to eradicate Wikipedia from the e-public space.

This is an example of a critic's response to a Wikimedia fan regarding Wikipedia forks used for spamming:

"I don't see how the entire WWW can be ruined by one website."

It's not just Wikipedia, although they're at the top Kether position of a triangulated crossfire of web-fuckery:

1. Wikipedia.

2. Google.

3. Scraper-spammers.

These three entities, acting in tandem, have a synergetic effect on the web in which the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.

This shows how Wikimedia critics constantly have to re-educate Wikimedia fans because they're so brainwashed with their Jimmy-Wales idolatry that they need to be shown the reality of their Wikimedia garbage over and over again.

[edit] Wikipedia Review Anti-Lulz: SCANDAL SCANDAL SCANDAL!!! The Nazis Spy On Their Own Members!

God damn turns out them niggaz the Wikipedia Review is anti-lulz, maybe even worst than the bureaucratic fucks at TOW! Remember when Daniel Brandt fagged-out Newyorkbrad at zee Hivemind? Turnz out dat it wasn't Brandt going around looking at photos on New York fag firms for photoz of dat Fat Jew! It twas SOMEY!!!! Somey been spyin' something fierce on the freedom fighters of WR - keeping tracks of their IP addresses and sharing them wit duh wrong people... Now, I dun know bout all a Jew, but I'd be might damn pazizzled at the WikiNazi Review for fucking around with privacy. And dem top guys--Kato The Old Fucking Jap, Somey The Neo Nazi, Daniel "Fuck-Yo-Privacy" Brandt, Greg Hoser, Jorge the Arab Fag: THEY ALL BE SPYIN AND SHARIN!!!! WHAT DUH FUCK!?

*DANIEL BRANDT:If this leads to a fix on his real name, I'm willing to hold off on Hivemind for 30 days to obscure the source."

• SOMEY:"This is a promise, right? I'm thinking it should be more like 45 days, or else just quietly drop the whole thing - if something like this were to get out, we'd lose a substantial amount of credibility over the whole 'cyberstalking' issue. But you know that I, for one, trust you - Gawd help me for doing so. So yes: get him.

Now I sez: GOT DAMN!!! Themz some assholes - check out duh images to duh right - and see!!!!

SHIT IS ANTI-LULZ

Daniel Brandt and Somey spying on Newyorkbrad - turns out Brandt didn't search law firm photos - nice for the big privacy ad-vo-hypocrate.

More Wikipedia Review Anti-Lulz Faggotry

And mo...got damn niggaz.

AND MO - SPYIN ON DEY OWN MEMBAHS!

[edit] Members and Drama

he's a midget whose ass has been used as a latrine by half of Paris' Muslim immigrant population.]]

Many of the prominent members on Wikipedia Review are or soon will be perma-banned from Wikipedia, since Wikipedia doesn't believe in criticism unless they've previously approved of the criticism. Wikipedia's policy towards critics in general is typified by this.

Wikipedia Review is, as should be expected of any site criticizing Wikipedia, full of Nazis and trolls who frequently libel and defame lame-ass Wikipedia contributors. Or at least, that's what we read on Wikipedia. We also enjoyed their article on irony.

[edit] The fieryangel

This is what they thought they were getting

In May 2008, longtime self-declared Feminist bitch contributor The fieryangel was outed as pig bottom Paul and his boyfriend I'm-Faggy, the midget artfags, by TOW's insane faggot pornographer David Shankbone. This was not lulz. What was lulz was that all of the guys on the Wikipedia Review forum were convinced that the fieryangel was a hot blond chick with big boobs, even though (s)he never said what sex she was. When they figured out that she was a he, they freaked out and ran away to ED never to be heard from again.

[edit] The Wikipedia Jews

Typical Review member, according to Wikipedia

It has been well documented that Wikipedia is infested by the Wikipedia Jews. Wikipedia Jews like Grace Note have repeatedly tried to take over The Wikipedia Review, fortunately without success. The Wikipedia Jews try to discredit The Wikipedia Review by using their political correctness and labelling the entire Wikipedia Review as Nazis, neo-Nazis and anti-Semites.

As explained by another Wikipedia Review user:

The Wikipedia Jew clique is a problem that Wikipedia should address. Others should be aware of it too. They are merely the mirror image of a Islamofascist or Neo-nazi clique. None is good on a collaborative project with a mission to be an "encyclopedia".

What should their clique be called, if not the "Wikipedia Jews"? Come up with something better.

[edit] Members who are fucking batshit insane

Numerous of the frequent posters at The Wikipedia Review ardently claim Sonny the Cuckoo as their mascot.

Yet it is pretty clear that some of Wikipedia Review's most frequent posters don't appear particularly, uh, stable. Whether it's from the illnesses or the medications we can't say, but confessions like "I am also very aggressive right now and very delusional" from Blissyu2, aka Zordac, aka aka aka aka aka certainly many a other persona, indicate some major players at Wikipedia Review may be fucking batshit insane.

If you think that lo-o-o-o-ng and voluminous trollcasts from those who are batshit insane at Wikipedia Review are shunned, think again. They are actually very much liked among the site's many trolls, since delusional people "often think in non conventional ways and pick up on interesting things".[1] (One can't make this stuff up!)

As important as reviewing Wikipedia may be, at least a considerable number at the site appear much more in need of a psychological review.

[edit] History

[edit] Forum Schizophrenia

Wikipedia Review was initially hosted on shitty Proboards, and run by an admin who went by the name "Igor Alexanderbergstein". At least 100 days ago, SlimVirgin secretly spread false rumors that Igor was a neo-nazi holocaust denier known as Alex Linder, and so Grace Note believed and went batshit. Igor, who was actually Jewish, up and banned fucking everyone and posted the truth about the Holocaust. When questioned about his actions, Igor responded, "I did it for the lulz". (srsly, Ignor's grandfather died in the concentration camps). Nonetheless, the forum caught schizophrenia from its major contributors and "split-off" to a separate server, where it was operated by one Mistress Selina Kyle.

Unfortunately, MSK proved to be among the batshit insane at The Wikipedia Review. After she deleted a post that exposed the Jewish conspiracy behind Wikipedia, several members, including two admins Blu Aardvark and Sgrayban, also caught schizophrenia and began work on a new forum, using the most recent MySQL backup to re-import the topics.

Mistress Selina Kyle had initially planned to file an internet lawsuit against the perpetrators for their plagiarism of the database, but another of her internal personas decided not to follow through on her other persona's threat, in part due to the fact that the second forum quickly went on anti-psychotic meds and folded within less than a week.

Last Thursday, the forum once again fell off the internets when administrator Somey accidentally tore the forum's foreskin. It was recovered this Thursday and sewn back on.

[edit] Palace coup

TL;DR

This is not the first time Wikipedia Review had banned members unfairly. Malber and Amorrow were two of the best, most well-behaved members with insightful posts, and yet they were banned by the moderators.

But on November 5th, 2007, (seriously, November 5th) after another round of paying Wikipedia Review's hosting and domain bills, Blissyu2 got in an internet argument with moderator "Kato" over shit nobody cares about. It resulted in:

• Somey changing's Blissyu2 password and banning him from the site
• Blissyu2 saying WR moderator Nathanr was his friend for 12 years who betrayed him and permahating him even after Nathanr now says WR betrayed him and he's no longer a mod.
• Blissyu2 spent the next year telling everyone Somey stole the WR domain an website from him, even this guy.

For the later, Blissyu2, operating from Australia without a driver's license and virtually no money whatsoever, was unable to easily prove he was who even though he spent billions of Australian dollars equivalent to $0.17 American per million (though now that the US dollar collpased it's the other way around). However, for reasons Somey kept quiet, Lunarpages stopped hosting Wikipedia Review and Somey had to move it to Hostgator. Basically, they moved from one hosting service known by everyone to suck [2] [3] to another one also known by everyone to suck [4] (unfortunately the blog hostgator-sucks.com is now gone as it had many lulz).

[edit] See Also

• WJBscribe

[edit] External Links

• Wikipedia Review
• Wikipedia Watch
• The New New Wikipedia Review wants YOU!

[edit] Blissyu2 Speaks!

• "(Kato)'s trap had managed to snare Blissyu2, under the guise of pretending that it was to hurt SlimVirgin. In actual fact, Kato never intended to hurt SlimVirgin or anyone on Wikipedia. His aim was to get more power on Wikipedia Review."

• "Somey ruined it all by doing the most despicable act imaginable and banning the owner of the site from his own site ... Somey neglected to remember that its illegal to do that, and constitutes identity theft, theft and fraud ... Somey has now parked on various domain names to try to prevent Blissyu2 from ever having anything remotely like Wikipedia Review, parking on Blissyu2's preferred alternate name WikipediaCritics.com (Blissyu2 had e-mailed Somey to agree to a compromise - that Somey let Blissyu2 on, unban him, and he will simply advertise his new site and then that's it - Somey responded by parking the domain name, refusing to unban him, telling the hosts that he was Blissyu2 and the real Blissyu2 was a fraud, and then laughing at how easy it was for him to get away with criminal activities!) ... Somey's true identity remains something of a mystery. ... Somey is responsible for creating the new skins (you can alternate between them), which for a period of 1 week in September 2007 led to Wikipedia Review being down."

• Blissyu2's own story of Wikipedia Review
• Jonny Cache
• Igor Alexanderberg
• Qwerty
• Lir
• Oh Donny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling

[edit] Blissy takes his case to teh wikipedos

• On teh Wikipedia mailing list
• On teh Wikipedia mailing list again
• On a big wikipedo's trap board

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