The Fury
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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The Fury is a particularly pissed-off Russian guy from the 12 hour long interactive cutscene Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater who likes to run around in a spacesuit with a flamethrower powered by rocket fuel. He is known for his ability to KILL IT WITH FIRE. One of 7chan's many mascots (three), he supposedly has a mission to burn every furry on the face of the earth.
[edit] Tactics
A summary of his attacks:
- Setting you on fire.
- Dousing the area in flames.
- Charging you with a trail of fire behind him.
- Shooting you with a flamethrower.
- Exploding in fire when you tranq him up.
- Commenting on the romantic life of your mother.
Also; when you kill him it takes less than a second before his ghost is haunting your ass, and IN UR SEWERS, BREAKIN UR DOORS, effectively cooking that giant stash of ramen you collected all through the game.
[edit] Backstory
He was a cosmonaut for the USSR during the communist era, and despite an almost successful mission, the almost part had to be tacked on when he fucking disintegrated(unfortunately over the USSR)when he for some ungodly reason fell to earth. So, because of this, he likes to set kittens on fire and burninate you face while wearing a spacesuit. He burns every human he can find.
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