Theoneandonlysarj

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Sarj is an animal lover.

Sarj, real name Patrick, is a 20-something basement dweller who has recently become notable for excessive and incessant levels of whining on les tubes and for his apparent deep-seated grudge against Anonymous. Essentially The Sarj (as he likes to call himself) had a history with Danielspengies on both Myspace and YouTube before Danielspengies was given the permaban. The Sarj is, himself, not that different than Danielspengies as they are both models of aesthetic perfection, posess soothing and pleasant speaking voices, have an infallible sense of logic, and the wherewithal to defend themselves when faced with trolls. The Sarj tends to speak very slowly with little intonation, invariably with a dead vacant stare through his glasses, somewhat like Phantom409, albeit Phantom may be easier on the eyes.

1 The Self-proclaimed "Troll"
2 The Sarj on Anon and Scientology
- 2.1 UPDATE
3 Quotes
4 The TL;DR Version

[edit] The Self-proclaimed "Troll"

So much for criticism being a "trophy"!

It's important to note that, much like Danielspengies, The Sarj has enabled himself to survive, for the most part, on a longstanding delusion (one he's made surgical efforts to purport) that he is a species of uber troll not to be trifled with. Both individuals have engaged in overly zealous campaigns to propagandize supposed epic trollage victories. But, all things considered, with little else to show for other than trolling groups on Myspace consisting largely of 12 year olds, and attempted attention whoring on les tubes it is a little difficult to isolate supposed pwnage and/or win amongst the resulting shit stains they've left on the internet.

Since coming to YouTube The Sarj has, thus far, made videos (although he's pulled some down) either expressing grief about Danielspengies being banned or making concerted and hearty efforts at counter-trolling Anon. Unfortunately, despite his best efforts and his determination, The Sarj seems to remain unimportant as Anon is too busy milking Fetch, Smugfag, Mangerie and the CoS for lulz.

[edit] The Sarj on Anon and Scientology

Sarj's cock.

As suspected, a week before Project Chanology's first major protest of Scientology, Sarj seemed to take issue with many anon, stating that the raids would fail utterly. Despite the massive turnout of protesters worldwide on 2/10, he continues to somehow claim that no one showed up and declared the protest was fail due to the fact that it didn't bring the church down overnight. To add to Sarj's angst he seems to be a little irritated that some anon have been rickrolling his Myspace or making insensitive remarks about his physical appearance lately.

[edit] UPDATE

~~All The Sarj's E-dreams have been fulfilled since he discovered his article. This is what it's all about bro, we're glad we could be of service :)~~ Sarg decided he was ashamed of his work and Deleted fucking everything. His Justification was to piss of encyclopediadramatica by making all the embeds and links go to nothing.

[edit] Quotes

The Sarj's one and only friend, Danielspengies

"You're supporting people who think it's funny to threaten to kill thousands of people." - Sarj, after watching yellow vans explode on Fox News.
"Anonymous has a much more detrimental effect on society than Scientology ever will."
"You're fucking crybabies for complaining about how this stolen video was taken down. It should have been taken down. You had no right to post it." - Still missing the point.
"This is all showing implicant approval of threatening to kill thousands of people and that's not funny." - Why Anon should nevar photoshop yellow vans.
"They're not trying to hide. They haven't even responded to the threat. I don't think they give a fuck." - They can't confront the Marcab Confederacy in the open.
"If I type in Scientology.org, it's still there. I can still learn about xenu." - NO U
"They are supporting... If you support anonymous, then you are supporting people who think it's funny to threaten to kill thousands of people" - Moar Godwin's Law bullshit.
"I'm trying to get some people to come edit it for me. uuuuuum. And I refuse to do it myself but people who know about me should really make this article better 'cause whoever this is an idiot. They are obviously just an anon worshipper who was offended by my anti-anon stance." - The internet is not your personal army.
"It seems like it might be a good concept. Kind of like one of those Friar's Club Roasts they have for comedians where all of the other comedians talk shit about the one guy but really it's an honor for that guy. It should be more like that, but ummmm. It really appears that you actually think that you're going to piss off a troll by giving him his own site and that's retarded. I print this shit up and put it on my refrigerator. This is a trophy." - The Sarg believing he's an internet celebrity because one person made a stub about him.
"Encyclopedia Dramatica is pretty stupid."

[edit] The TL;DR Version

The Sarj's history and motivations can be summed up as follows:

How Sarj and Danielspengies spend their time together.

The Sarj, originally a Myspace "troll" (the term is used loosely), was enraged that his close e-friend Danielspengies ~~was trolled off of YouTube~~ got himself suspended out of negligently emailing another users dox to someone (sloppy).
Has somehow equated Anonymous with the same individuals he believed got Danielspengies banned from YouTube.
Is now on an endless mission to some how get back at them for this unforgivable transgression.

"More anon shit, now involving encyclopedia dramatica!"

Hey, it says it's involving ED in the title...does this must mean EDiots are supposed to sit up and take notice? It's good that it's there then.

[edit] Other anti-anon videos

Anonymous will fail to shut down Scientology
Witness the history of failure
Anon can blow me
I told you so
Re: Message to Scientology

- BALETED

[edit] Sarj gets doxed

Sarj claims he is hated OTI for being a 1337 uber troll and that this is why someone on myspace supposedly doxed him. One of the doxers in question, apparently called his college and claiming he was harassing everybody on the internet. The doxers also found his real name, website, and Facebook account. Rumour has it that the team tried to get Sarj v& for his spamming as well. Unfortunately, the university hasn't expelled Sarj for his extensive online faggotry as of yet, but they did tell him to shave his facial pubes (aka neckbeard) shortly after reading this article.

[edit] He's in ur protest, trollin ur n00bs

Sarg intends to protest both Anonymous ans Scientology simultaneously because they're both evil cults.

[edit] Sarj gets forcibly removed

Sarj decided to import even moar of his weak trolling to Enturb and was immediately met by the GODFIST of the supreme overlords of the forums.

Original fail is here Comeback fail was smacked down here

“	How much do you want to bet that I get the ban reversed?	„
—Sarj loses one million dollars

Sarj posts Epic fail and BAWWW to his youtube account because he's not butthurt.

[edit] Gallery

The Sarg's attempt at self-deprecation humour.	Wait..something's a bit off here, the hair, it makes him look a bit strange.	The Sarg's friends give him some feedback.	Friendly advice for Sarg.
Proof that Sarg will be dying alone.	Moar cock.