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Thewinekone

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Ton Winekone (AKA Ichormosquito's dream come true)

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Thewinekone (Tony Huynh) is a crazed azn who makes sucky videos on the JewTube so that he can support his jenkem addiction. According to TOW, his real name is Tony Huynh. His last name whas chosen probably because that's the sound his whore of a mother made while giving birth. His first name, "Tony", is because Tony Eveready was present in the hospital room at the time, and delivered a resounding "BOOYA!" after popping his nuts out of Thewinekone's mom's ass a few minutes after the birth. Also, according to TOW, he has over 50,000 subscriber'' (lolgrammar).

He is 22 years old, but his MySpace says that he is 45. This is due to the massive amount of orphan blood that he consumes daily in order to stay young, thereby cutting his age in half. In case you were wondering, the reason MySpace knows his true age is because Myspace never lies.

He chose the name Thewinekone because, naturally, he is a helpless alcoholic who shoves pinecones in his ass in front of children while masturbating so that he can scar them for life. This is also the first movie he ever made.

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Tony's wiki gets improved for all of 30 seconds.

"Am I right? AM I THE AZN DAXFLAME?"
"Roll it motherfuckers!"
"Shall we...fuck?"
"Why, sun? Why do you have to be so close to the earth... and stuff? I don't know astrology-- astronomy? Hmm."
"I'm only 45!"
"You have been foiled; aluminum foiled!"
"Oh no...Dateline NBC is gonna get me."
"Yeah, it's true, I'm violent. rawr."
"Fuck the Jews!"
"I'm gay, love anal, often touch statues inappropriately, love to put live frogs in the oven, and always jack off when I'm on MSN."
"LSMIC. -Laughing So Much I'm Crying." Don't EVER use that. Seriously."