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Contents 1 Archives, By Date Range 2 Exploit: Win32/Pdfjsc.H 3 ED's writing style 4 Sharing ED Like A Bad Case Of Herpes 5 Megan Meier on SVU 6 I had to do it 7 Everyme 8 Video Gallery 9 Lol 10 Newfag question ;_; 11 THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!!!!!!!! 12 Still working, want opinions 13 Entire BNP Memberlist goes online 14 Template needed 15 ED has Trojans 16 Thin guy marrage fat chick, lulz delivered 17 Political lolcow Tim Andrews 18 Niggra kills himself live? 19 OH WOW 20 OOOO LAWDY 21 loldongs

[edit] Archives, By Date Range

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[edit] Exploit: Win32/Pdfjsc.H

I went to the ED page on Albert Einstein, and as soon as the page loaded up, my antivirus software told me it had found something called "Win32/Pdfjsc.H". I was able to scrub it off my machine using my antivirus software. I can't find any further information about this program online. But at least one antivirus program thinks its bad. And it looks like it's coming from ED or an ad on ED.

[edit] ED's writing style

I am pretty new here so I have question about the writing style. I have noticed that at least 100 of the articles here have incorrect grammar, very little or incorrect punctuation, and lack clarity. Is this because the writers really don't care or is it because this all part of ED's satire style of mimicking the writing style of the internet users ED makes fun of? I have been making minor edits dealing with punctuation, grammar, and clarity; the biggest edit being the Agnph page because it was fucking mess. If the edits I made do not meet ED's criteria then I will gladly revert; I just want to know if I am fucking shit up or not. --J Grant Fox 19:23, 10 November 2008 (CST)

• It's not satire, some people here really are fucking morons who can't spell or speak English. Feel free to correct pages as is necessary, I encourage it.

 ^»»W^hat 23:29, 10 November 2008 (CST)

• naw dood, don ficks ma mistackes or ill maek a mean aritcul of yoo - Serious Cat 02:08, 11 November 2008 (CST)
  • Ha, any mean article or any article about myself would be pointless, since I am a pretty boring person. I am not as outgoing as a certain Dorian Thorn is. --J Grant Fox 15:14, 11 November 2008 (CST)
• Also, this site has apparently become the place for people to write blatant attack articles about people they hate. It's a sad thing, really. We try to kill those kind of things on sight. But ED sometimes get a really funny, well-written article about some Internet crazy added...but that's a rare event. HedgeJew 10:27, 11 November 2008 (CST)
  • I know what you are talking about, once in awhile I have seen blatant attacks such as the Cryptokids article with the inane Blackwater section (not the best example but it is pretty obvious). --J Grant Fox 15:14, 11 November 2008 (CST)
  • I know what you mean by this, some dude's trying to intarwebs embarrass me over on the darknest page because I won't cybersuck his dick. eh makes meh giggle. --Sarrs

• For every edit you make fixing someone's abuse of the English language, there will always be 3 more idiots who make more mistakes. So even if it is sometimes done in the name of satire, feel free to at least keep things readable. ~ endedrural _(talk) 03:44, 11 November 2009 (CDT)

[edit] Sharing ED Like A Bad Case Of Herpes

If you look under the main navigation bar on the left side of your screen you will notice we've added sharing functionality for a variety of different web 2.0 sites. Have fun kids. --Drunkenlazybastard 21:18, 11 November 2008 (CST)

• Did ED ever fix whatever ad provider was spreding herpes to visitors? Ritegroic 02:02, 12 November 2008 (CST)

• Yes --Drunkenlazybastard 15:18, 12 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] Megan Meier on SVU

I was watching Law and Order Special Victims Unit tonight and they did a whole RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES storyline that managed to incorporate Megan Meier as well as the Gloucester Teenage Pregnancy club. Watch one of its 8 million reruns to find out what Ice-T would do to Lori Drew. --Φιλαστερ 23:36, 11 November 2008 (CST)

• Wow... cool. I usually hate SVU, but I might have to watch that one. ~ endedrural _(talk) 05:44, 11 November 2009 (CDT)

• My daughters mother is from Gloucester and went to Gloucester High School, So we did it before it was cool B-) --Zaiger^(talk) 16:00, 13 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] I had to do it

We now have an article on sea niggers. GetDown 17:14, 12 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] Everyme

An admin of Wikiversity recently overloaded several brain cells and got desyopped. He then made this lulzy comment which shows when people edit his talk page, and Thatcher got butthurt and semi-retired over it.

“	I have no particular agenda on how to handle user talk (except for this simple rule). I'm confident we'll figure out a way to get the essential points across to each other anyway. Chances are, I'll reply on your talk page and watch it for a reply from you. If you'd rather put it here to avoid a fragmented discussion, you're welcome to copy anything over together with your latest reply. Also, please don't hold back: Nobody is perfect and I'm grateful for any constructive criticism and advice you may have with retard to specific edits or my conduct in general. I'm also not one of those folks who react to anything they deliberately and desperately construe as trolling or a personal attack by impolitely reverting it. Most of the time, anyway. Bottomline: If applicable, please pull your fist out of your ass for a moment and respect my personal convictions if you want to efficiently communicate with me. Chief among those is that I do have a strong opinion about strong language: I fucking love it. I prefer a coarsely worded but straightforward piece of your mind over underhanded, superficial pseudo-"civility" any ol' day. I had a much more concise variant of this last part in place, but the Taskforce Against Entarteter Humor of the Civility Brigade caught wind and subsequently didn't pass it out of the right hole. If you're not into that gratuitous-cursing-can-be-great-fun-and-also-a-mind-relaxing-exercise-allowing-you-to-focus-on-the-real-issues thing, please include some form of disclaimer. Like e.g., don't use any swearwords in your posting. This will inform me that you don't share that kind of humour and I will treat you with the appropriate respect. Particulary don't use any of the words shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, or tits. It's also because someone might inadvertently stumble over my userpage and then be involuntarily subjected to this bile. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. Except when they're female and underaged and asking for it, like they always seem to do. Reminds me I gotta wake up my kids for a nice round of creatively developing new and exciting double binds. Gotta have those, ferberizing is just not good enough these days.	„
—Everyme quote posted here in case they delete the revisions.

— Grawp 16:40, 4 November 2008 (CST)

That's not funny, just TL;DR. See Tony Sidaway and Sceptre for funny quotes. Ritegroic 17:56, 4 November 2008 (CST)

• 2nded

 ^»»W^hat 00:57, 5 November 2008 (CST)

• • Thirded. — Grawp 05:41, 5 November 2008 (CST)

Also, more shit here:

“	LOL. Seriously, "BryanFromPalatine" ? My IP resolves to Cologne, Germany, where I happen to reside. I use no sockpuppets and when I edit per IP (which I do mainly because it's faster without all the monobook CSS gadgets) whenever I remember to, I include my only active username with the signature. But please, don't let me keep you from wasting your meagre brain ressources. I just fucked my hot girlfriend for two hours (she came 5 times, me just 3 times, life is unfair), so I'm really calm as a Hindu cow. I laugh in your face, POV pushing, encyclopedia-harming moron. 78.34.129.217 (talk) (Everyme logged out) 02:40, 13 November 2008 (UTC)	„
—[1]

NXh78rwh9 00:00, 13 November 2008 (CST)

• Nobody cares. Please take note.

 ^»»W^hat 00:18, 13 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] Video Gallery

I'm thinking of adding a video gallery to the Keith Olbermann article. I think I've seen this before, is it possible? The article has a large amount of videos and it would be better aesthetically if they were condensed.

Many thanks.

--Cargirl 07:19, 14 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] Lol

http://www.cracked.com/article_16765_5-ways-stop-trolls-from-killing-internet.html Go with it. --Sheneequa • Talk 14:46, 16 November 2008 (CST)

• I read that a few days ago. A couple decent ideas, but overall a poor article since most of the suggestions won't do shit and will probably backfire, just pissing off everyone else. Also, the comments are pretty amusing. ~ endedrural _(talk) 02:19, 16 November 2009 (CDT)
• The article mentioned the 13-digit pen code all South Koreans have to use on the internet. So if someone wants to be anonymous on one of those pin-places, all they have to do is make a forum, require the code, then copy everyone's codes and do identity theft or just do keygen on the code. I bet that's already happened. Ritegroic 00:17, 17 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] Newfag question ;_;

Is it possible to autoplay youtube videos, and if so whats the formatting for it?--Ifuckedyourmeme _(talk) 15:22, 16 November 2008 (CST)

• No --Zaiger^(talk) 15:25, 16 November 2008 (CST)
  • I don't think it's a good idea at all. Being able to embed 20 redundant loudnigger earfuck poops with autoplay is just asking for it. - that shit is so cash 15:25, 16 November 2008 (CST)

Outside of ED you add &autoplay=1 to the end of the URL in the embed code snippet. I doubt it works on the youtube tags here, and I hope it doesnt, for the reasons given by SSC--Larumph • msg 06:38, 17 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!!!!!!!!

lol. "You suck fucking bastards. You will remove the bullshit about me, and stop menacing minors like Flardox and Joeker with the stuff on them and remove that as well. Or I'll run your fucked arses through the courts for a litany of offences against children. Each and every one of you. And don't think I won't fucking do it, cunts. Leave these boys alone, delete the articles and go fuck yourselves. —The preceding comment was added by $Rossco$, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! "

Also, sup sheneequa? Good to see you finally back you fucking nigger bitch. --Drunkenlazybastard 18:53, 16 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] Still working, want opinions

Hey all! I've been dinking around with a new page about a crappy game run by a drama whore. As it's my first attempt at making an original page, I'd like opinions on how it's coming and what could be added/changed. Yes, it's still under construction, partly as I'm still collecting all the sprites just to piss them off and partly as it might need more drama or other such things, so don't take it as "done" yet. :)

Here is the article. Thanks for the help! -- 3tails 22:15, 17 November 2008 (CST)

• Good stuff so far; as you said, just needs a bit more tweaking - maybe give it a category or something. gg Callipygian 07:52, 18 November 2008 (CST)
  • Ok, I added a few categories. :) Thanks for the suggestion. What else could it need? Maybe a minor rewrite in parts? Hm.... -- 3tails 18:53, 18 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] Entire BNP Memberlist goes online

Indymedia reports that the entire personal member details of the British National Party have been leaked online. +10 internets for the first EDiot to find it. Judging by their blind fucking panic at being outed as closet nazis, this could be lulztastic. --Larumph • msg 09:48, 18 November 2008 (CST)

• huzzah! Found something, finally. OK, look for BNP on torrents. Strike what I said earlier... PopBitch sucks. :D -- 3tails 19:29, 18 November 2008 (CST)
  • Wikileaks has it in text and spreadsheet. :) Krimpet 21:07, 18 November 2008 (CST)

• Cheers people. I have the entire 4chan and Britchan threads if anyone wants to make an article of this since its kicking off now.--Larumph • msg 10:25, 19 November 2008 (CST)

hahahahah, fantastic. --Drunkenlazybastard 02:41, 20 November 2008 (CST)

Write the article ASAP please.--NawlinShrimp 15:00, 21 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] Template needed

Anyone know the template apologizing for the lack of dick jokes in an article?--Zaiger^(talk) 16:17, 18 November 2008 (CST)

• It wasn't on the templates page, but I know what you're talking about. I can't remember what page(s) I've seen it on, so your best bet would be to just use the 天 template and make your own. It's also not a bad idea to use that template in other instances, as well. It makes your page stand out a bit from the crowd and helps not to bastardize the other templates any further. ~ endedrural _(talk) 19:43, 19 November 2009 (CDT)
• {{facts}}. Useless template.

 ^{TALK ▪ STALK}  13:50, 19 November 2008 (CST)

• Nevermind, guess I'm just partially blind. ~ endedrural _(talk) 20:16, 19 November 2009 (CDT)

[edit] ED has Trojans

Yup. — Grawp 19:14, 18 November 2008 (CST)

• You're just useless here, go away. —The preceding comment was added by DCY, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! (The following signature was added after this unsigned message.)

 ^{TALK ▪ STALK}  03:09, 20 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] Thin guy marrage fat chick, lulz delivered

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

I'm thinking of writing an aricle. There are lot's of shoops and lulz. They have myspaces as well.--Magma 16:43, 19 November 2008 (CST)

• Read the thread. It's an obvious hoax. Ritegroic 22:21, 19 November 2008 (CST)

• Instead of telling us you are thinking about writing an article about every shitty thing you see on /b/, how about you just do it for once. No one gives a shit.--Zaiger^(talk) 15:08, 20 November 2008 (CST)

• Better yet, don't. Every shitty thing on /b/ doesn't need an article here.

 ^»»W^hat 16:18, 20 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] Political lolcow Tim Andrews

I have found a christian conservative austfag who wrote a facebook note that atheists are missing out on "child like wonder," and that fills him with "profound sadness." I am not very good at writing in the ED style but this dude would be easy to dig shit up on. His facebook note about atheism: http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=36413566817

His facebook is: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=659930017 His AIM is: aussielostindc

The guy does just about everything purely for attention so there is an overflow (of lulz) exploit in the man. All his facebook notes are retarded self-important bullshit. --Kintaro 01:57, 20 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] Niggra kills himself live?

/b/ was ranting about this yesterday, decide for your selfs if it's true. If some old media pick it up we could write an article.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=112065561 —The preceding comment was added by Magma, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

• Great, a link to a nonexistant thread about something no one gives a shit about. Somebody give this guy a blowjob, he deserves it.--Zaiger^(talk) 15:06, 20 November 2008 (CST)

Don't erase shit other people (IE me) write here --Zaiger^(talk) 15:04, 21 November 2008 (CST)

• Seems he is really gone: http://newteevee.com/2008/11/20/19-year-old-commits-suicide-on-justintv/ Starckar 20:26, 20 November 2008 (CST)

It's on drudgereport, it must have happened.Drewpeacock 17:50, 21 November 2008 (CST)

• Associated Press --lateral ^|talk| 12:41, 22 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] OH WOW

This place could use some trolling... - Abculatter2 18:20, 20 November 2008 (CST)

• NYPA, faggot. - that shit is so cash 22:44, 20 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] OOOO LAWDY

PETA is at it again. Sometimes I think its just one big trolling operation and they are all laughing at us. Chunkmunky 22:47, 20 November 2008 (CST)

• The problem with a vegan diet is you can't actually eat healthy on it. There are two sources of main plant protein: nuts and soy. Nuts have a huge amount of fat in them and they're also a mild laxative so trying to get protein by them makes you hugely fat and their laxative effect makes you hungry very often so you get even fatter. Soy tastes nasty so the only way it's edible is to smother it in sugar or fat and plus soy has estrogen in it. Ritegroic 23:31, 20 November 2008 (CST)

• Newgrounds Has a slightly different version available. -- 3tails 20:54, 21 November 2008 (CST)

[edit] loldongs

The site that sells the loldongs shirts has an option that you can change the models wearing the shirt (The default one is a chick with weird looking boobs and a slight gut, but attractive nonetheless). This one was my favorite, I might5 just be really immature but I seriously laughed so hard when I saw it. There is one with a fat slob that made me laugh too. That shirt is pure lol. I might buy one, I hope I look better in it than this coon though.--Zaiger^(talk) 17:07, 21 November 2008 (CST)