Tijuana bibles
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Tijuana Bibles (Not to be confused with Puerto Rican credit cards) happen to be proof that poorly drawn porn and the word 'fuck' have been around for over 9000 years. These 'bibles' were drawn and written on discarded taco wrappers by filthy spics from across the boarder in an evil plot to corrupt our pure white Christian children. As a result, these were highly illegal back in the day, and were grounds for an instant party van. They are often called 'eight pagers' by collectors due to the fact that they tend to have about eight pages.
These 'Bibles' are normally about womyn having sex with ugly or average guys. Sometimes, bestiality is thrown into the mix, or lesbians. Lots of these are printed on low quality paper and most are illegible.
Several of these use old, copyrighted characters, which shows that rule 34 has been in existance for at least 100 years. Popular examples include the Hamburger man from Popeye, Popeye himself, Archie, Little Orphan Annie and Snow White.
[edit] Typical Tijuana Bible Examples
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 "I think my new roommate is a little gay..." |
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 "It all nice and wet for you" |
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 "slurp! slurp!" |
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 "What're you going to do, tie up a pony?" |
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 In Tijuana Bibles, anyone can get laid. |
 "I'm going to disturb your insides..." "U-M, dat sho fits...!" |
 Menustration was hot shit back in the 20s. |
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 Good old fashioned loliAnnie. |
 "BLOW ME DOWN- I got a hard-on like nobodys bizniss" |
 FATALITY. |
 "Sweet Shit!" |
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 "My cunt isn't the Holland Tunnel!" |
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 Archie explores the world of Partial Unbirthing. |
