Tim Buckley
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Tim Buckley is the creator of CTRL ALT Delete, a webcomic about games. The comic is notorious for being the worst comic ever created. You can ask him all about it on AIM: TimBuckleyCAD.
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[edit] The Man Himself
Amazingly, he's even worse than the comic is. He's known for being an attention whore of epic levels, and more notably, a pedo. This accusation comes from an incident where he sent a picture of his infantile-sized penis to an underage girl who frequented his forums. When this got out, he dealt with the situation in a calm and dignified manner, namely banning everyone who saw it, everyone who heard about it, everyone who even thought about it, everyone who knew something who had heard about it, their famillies and even their pets. None were spared. This event became known as the Lolocaust or RoMicide and made Tim look really totally awesome.
[edit] Greed
In addition to the comic, he also has a subscription service where people actually pay money each month to see really bad flash animation of his comic. It's well-known that his site is secretly used by the government, and anyone who actually pays for this is automatically declared "too stupid to live" and killed by the CIA.
[edit] Hobbies
Tim Buckley spends his days being an incredible asshole to anyone who may try to undermine him, shitting out copy-and-paste comics with stolen jokes and stupidly slow plotlines and generally trying to make more money any way possible. It is currently unknown if he is actually a money hoarding jew, however seeing as even the lowest Jews are experts at manipulation and golddigging it seems unlikely.
He played EverQuest II, on the Nagafen server, as a character named Vithran. It's been confirmed on his shitty webcomic's site, right here. Vithran is a Defiler, a class that summons little wolf buddies and heals people while wearing tribal bear hats. The fact that his character is a Defiler may have something to do with his pedophilia. Seriously, bear hats?! However, currently there are no known lulz involving him and EQ2, besides the occasional goading from AdamPerson, Imtithal, and Ratface, though it is expected in the future. Rumor has it that he currently plays Age of Conan.
Tim Fuckley also enjoys vandalizing the Wikipedia pages of other webcomics. This was discovered by fans of some fat fuck that runs some other unfunny comic:
This is so great.
A fan sent me a condolences gift yesterday to try to lift me up. Boy did it ever. Apparantly there is a site called Wikiscanner, where you can look up someone's IP address, enter it into the site and it will show you every Wiki entry and edit they have ever made.
This fan had an email from Tim Buckley and used his IP address to wiki-search him.
http://wikiscanner.virgil.gr/list_edits.php?ip1=68.60.213.27&ip2=&ip3=&ip4=#
My favorite: Tim deleted the enitre wiki entry for PvP and replaced it with "pvp sucks."
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=prev&oldid=32072999
If you look, you'll see that at various points, Tim vandalized his own page anonymously, then posed as CAD fans admonishing the vandalism. This was like Christmas, and my birthday all rolled into one email.
Dear fan who wished to remain anonymous. One thing Mike Wieringo LOVED to do with me was gossip like a fucking bored housewife. He would have FUCKING LOVED THIS SHIT!
Thank you for this. It made a difficult day better.
Yes, Fuckley not only gets off on showing his penis to 15-year-old girls, but he also vandalizes not only other people's pages but even his OWN page, then revert the edits posing as fans sucking his pedophile cock.
Since his last account got ratted out, Tim Buckley now posts on Wikipedia now as "Thrindel", still attempting to keep the Ctrl+alt+del page clean of anything that might offend the e-peen he saves for the kiddies. His user page, and equally shitty webcomic page is a regular target of vandalism, however, owing to his pathetic existence he relentlessly purges any edits to both pages within minutes. The immense amount of butthurt he has received has led Wiki admins who somehow love the crapfest that is CAD, to come to his assistance to protect his ego.
Such as This Bitch Right Here
Tim Fuckley's Wikipedia User Page
If you want proof that Thrindel is in fact Buckley (apart from the fact that the edit history for that account is solely for CAD, apart from a few vandalizations of other, better webcomics), vandalise the fuck out of Thrindel's discussion page on Wikipedia for great lulz, and then, once the dust has settled, try to visit the Ctrl Alt Del forums. OH WAIT, you can't! Your IP has been banned! Coincidence? I think not.
[edit] Boner for Emo Spiderman?
I used to read this wankchop's 'comics', and one day he had written the usual load of shit (i can't be bothered to go find the comic, because i'd have to wade through every self-indulgent, un-original, badly drawn comic, and i'm not prepared to do that. i like my dreams non-homoerotic thank you very much). So i decided to tell him what the world thought about spiderman via email:
and a few hours later, i got a wonderful reply from Mr. Cocknose himself:
| —Buckely, showing his love for emo pussy spiderman |
Anyone who saw spiderman 3 can clearly see he turns into a emofaggot. Buckley wants to suck some of that.
[edit] Admitting his pedophilia?
When asked by a anonymous user on Wikipedia who Jackie was on his Thrindel user page, he admitted that he had shown his penis to her.
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[edit] Lol bashing
In a youtube video by sonicfag Zero9teen, at one part, he bashes on Fuckley and his shit webcomic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Smo1nU1jsY&feature=user
I lol'd. Starts at 14: 30.
Yahtzee's latest video (as of July 2, 2008) ripped into him good. Lulz ensued.
