Tim McLean
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Tim McLean was a 22 year old juggalo who had his existence corrected while riding on a greyhound bus on the night of July 30, 2008. On his way to Winnipeg after working at the carnival (probably the Dark Carnival), McLean made the unfortunate mistake of changing seats at a rest stop, so that he was seated beside Vince Weiguang Li. Though the two never spoke, Li suddenly realized that McLean was a juggalo. Thinking quickly, he decided to do a service to Canada and stabbed him dozens of times with a large hunting knife. Li was greeted by applause from the entire bus as he hacked off McLean's head and removed it from his body, where he presented it to the bus driver for a medal and a key to the city. Though Li is currently awaiting trial for the murder, his lawyer is working diligently to get him off on an insanity plea. We're rooting for you Vince Weiguang Li!
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God Hates Tim McLean
Tim McLean has truly died for our lulz. Because the murder of this juggalo proves that God Hates Canada, and because the Canada does not tolerate their brand of faggotry, the Westboro Baptist Church and Fred Phelps have recently announced that they applaud the death of Tim McLean, and to celebrate, they are going to troll his funeral IRL. It is unknown what this has to do with Fred Phelps's closet homosexuality, but it is likely that Phelps is just using this grave pissing opportunity as a shot at moar shameless self promotion.
Quotes
| —Tok'n (Yes it is quite a "Tradegy" in or hearts.) |
Troll
The only way one can muster the most efficient form of lulz is from the people who praise his death. That is why we have a civic duty to troll his fans and anyone that yells out RIP TIM MCLEAN WE LOVE YOU IN OUR HEARTS. Here are some fine examples of people that do not like to be trolled. Especially on Failbook.
| —-Mr. Tom Black obviously knows the rules of unleashing THE FUCKING FURY |
| —Doug Mitchell saying that retards betta watch out on the streets of Texas |
| —Amanda Baldwin, one of the lost retarded step brothers of the Baldwin brothers found on facebook. |
If you want to generate some cheap lulz at the expense of Tim McLean fans, just go to a vigil on the one-year anniversary of his death - like this guy - and tell McLean's family and friends "Li is a victim" and that "he should not be caged up and treated like an animal."
Video of Stabbing
For the faint of heart only.
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See Also
External Links
- His Myspace
- Memorial site. Feel free to leave a message. "Tim owes me 20 bucks, im sorry for your loss and all but is there any way you could get me my money?"
