1984
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- A gay Van Halen album released in, you guessed it, 1984.
- A novel written around 1948 AD, published in 1949 AD, by George Orwell, telling the story of an overpopulated society where humans eat a delicious treat called Soylent Green. The protagonist has sex with a lot of women and then gets tortured by a government agent named Conan O'Brien. In the image to the right, you can see the female liberates us all from the evil that is Conan O'Brien.
- Liberals love to make analogies to this book all the time. You know, since America is such a totalitarian, fascist state where you can be imprisoned for saying anything bad about the government.
- You may notice that "84" is "48" reversed. This is purely coincidental and in no way relates to the Jewish conspiracy.
- As we all know; 1984 in real life was exactly as predicted by the book. George Orwell is a fucking genius, I mean we should just call him George ORACLE or something, man, amirite? It is also well known that Jamie Baillie wants him to have his babies.
- 1984 was also the year my cat died because I fist fucked him. RIP Snuggles.
- Some fag named Saivert gives head 1,984 times a day
- George Orwell totally intended for his book to be read by high school freshmen and teachers who work for a government funded organization. There is no irony in a teacher who doesn't understand the history the book is using as context.
- The Internets was invented by Al Gore.
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- PROFIT!
