Time paradox

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Time paradox, caused by dividing by zero

A Time Paradox, also recently known as Pime Taradox, describes something that could never happen. Ever; but if it DOES happen, the amount of AIDS, Epicness, Winrar and lulz grows into epic and dangerous proportions that can make you piss yourself or even kill you or someone else. /b/ gets concerned everytime a Time Paradox happens, because it can kill /b/ itself.

Time paradox was created at least 100 years ago and the probabilities of happening are from over 9000 to one.

1 How to create a Time Paradox
2 Examples of time paradoxes

[edit] How to create a Time Paradox

1.- Do something so fucking impossibly epic, for the lulz

2.- Wait for users crying "PIME TARADOX!"

3.- PROFIT!

4.- ????

[edit] Examples of time paradoxes

[edit] Fortune Combo

This happens when in a new thread everyone gets the same fortune, such as Godly Luck, 3 or more times. The odds of doing that are so fucking epic that you will be shitting bricks in no time, thus creating a Time Paradox. ~~NOT ANYMORE, BITCH, MOOT DELETED THE FORTUNE ON THE SEVENTH EDIT.~~ ~~FUCK YEAH SEAKING IT'S BACK.~~ HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

[edit] Dividing by zero

Not as epic as others, but dividing by zero in an original way can create a Time Paradox.

Normal division by zero: 1/0

Epic division by zero, and Time paradox: 1/-0

[edit] Guessing a GET

Usually done by modfaggotry, but sometimes is proved that not. Guessing a get or failing at it causes so much lulz that makes an unbelievable Time Paradox.

Example: In the picture of the right you will see the 26.000001 get. This get failed at attempting to get the 26mil get, but instead got an epic get by failing at the 26mil get. TIME PARADOX.

Best example of failing at a get.

[edit] Menstrual Painting of a Minstrel

If you paint a Minstrel using Menstrual Blood, it will create a time paradox that will open once a month.

[edit] Killing Ocelot

If you kill Ocelot in 1964, Colonel tells you that you've created a time paradox. So seriously, don't do it. Not even the Revival Pill will help you.

[edit] Simutaneous Falcon Punch

Scientists at the University of /b/ have discovered a new way to create a time paradox; play Super Smash Bros (any version) with two Captain Falcons, and use Falcon Punch at EXACTLY the the same time. Doing this via N64 emulator has been proven to destroy hard drives and operating systems, as shown below.

Vicious pime taradox cycle	the epic get+combo paradox	EFG winning with a 40404040 get is a well-known paradox.	The epic fail paradox.
lolwatthefuckisthis paradox	oh shi-- fucking duckroll.

[edit] Getting a fusion combo

When two people attempt to do a combo on the same thread, and both of them attempt to break each other's combos out, you can create a fusion. If done correctly, a big Time paradox will occur.

[edit] Failget

An epic failget produces so much lulz that creates a Paradox.

[edit] Mixing Coke and Pepsi

Due to the extremely competitive nature of the Coca-Cola and Pepsi companies, if you mix a coke and pepsi, the extreme angst generated will create a Time Paradox, as well as a possible lawsuit.