Tinychan
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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| Type | Compact Imageboard |
| Founded | 2nd June, 2009 |
| Location | USA |
| Key people | Jan, Gizmo, NECHTOVIKING |
| Industry | Mobile channery |
| Products | Anontalk on the go!™ |
| Website | Tinychan |
Tinychan is a shitty imageboard aimed at delivering content to mobile devices. The layout is optimized for small displays and the index page is currently under 2.6kB, making it perfect for use under the shitty 3G system. Some argue that tinychan is an AnonTalk clone, but since it isn't a pedophile forum they would be wrong. Either way it's like a pile of shit accusing vomit of stinking.
Throughout its life (the past month) it has been spammed by AnonTalk multiple times and shut down once. Kimmo Alm was enraged at the fact that Tinychan was getting more traffic than him, so he posted hundreds of pictures of CP that he took and then reported Tinychan to their hosters for hosting child pornography. Tinychan is now back on its feet with a new host who has dealt with AnonTalk's shit in the past and won't put up with it. Tinychan also likes to use ED as it's own personal advertising site, posting external links with nothing more than the front page for the weakest of reasons. You can help prevent further faggotry by pulling down their external links, even when they belong there!
It is known for surviving Kimmo Alm's constant attack of flooding the site with CP and then reporting the site, which many other websites such as Krapple Komputer Kompany did not survive.
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AnonTalk's Sysop (Swedish child molester) vs Jan
Tinychan is not a text board but an imageboard. It does no user tracking bullshit like AnonTalk; instead it allows real anonymous posting or else tripcodes. The only difference from Wakaba style is that it sorts threads by title alone like a standard forum.
Now that you know what it is, here's a conversation between Kimmo and Jan (http://www.tinychan.org):
Hello.
You have 24 hours to take down your AnonTalk clone or I will contact your
host and get them to remove it for me. I've done it before to another
thief and I will do it again. I will also contact PayPal and you will lose
your account with them if you keep this up. Sorry. It's nothing personal,
but I cannot allow you to drag my hard work around in the dirt like this.
Maybe you are just a kid who got inspired by my work. Sort of flattering,
I guess, but you need to think for yourself!
Thank you in advance for understanding and cooperating.
> Unfortunately sysop your copyright claims are unfounded, unless you can
> specifically show me the piece of coding which conflicts with your
> copyright terms I have no reason to take down or make any changes to my
> site.
Are you blind or just a little dumb? It's a clone. Admittedly a crappy
one, but still a clone. The worst part is that you don't even give any
credits and claim copyright on top of it.
Take it down, kid, and do something original.
> In fact I hadn't even heard of your site until a user mentioned it to me.
Bullshit. Take it down.
> Now that I have seen your site I am very disappointed to even be
> associated with the content posted there. Pedophilia is a crime, and if
> you aren't part of the solution you're part of the problem.
Now I'm 100% sure that you are a retard.
Your site will be taken down.
> I apologize for being so aggressive, I understand that you are suffering
> from a serious mental disability.
This was followed by further spamming, resulting in Jan threatening Kimmo with charges of defamation and slander. Once again, Kimmo has proven what a spastic assburger he is.
Tinychan doesn't date any of its posts or threads, so who's to say it hasn't been around since the dawn of time?
Mods
Tinychan is currently moderated by four people. These people are Jan, some spiderman who goes by the name and trip of Gizmo#JrnX8pPWH, motherfuckin'#xHGARYoak6, and dmkrodan, who is half the time invisible to others, or gaming like the nerd he is. Jan and Gizmo were prone to the tactic of DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING during AnonTalk raids, but after the implementation of a proper spam filter, they claim there is no longer a need to do that. This is not true, as legitimate threads seem to magically disappear whenever the mods feel like it.
Gizmo is usually online in the the Tinychan IRC channel because he has nothing better to do. GaryOak and Jan are online if there is lunar eclipse. dmkrodan has no fucking life, and is on tinychan every waking moment, always ready to make a reply, or lock a thread. Sounds like a certain Sysop we all know, amirite? —The preceding comment was added by some unknown faggot, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
Jan is also a confirmed faggot, as proved by this thread: http://www.tinychan.org/topic/1748 —The preceding comment was added by Epicwinxd, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
MURRAY IS MURRAY
Tinychan lacks any win and OC in the form of memes. There was however, one forced meme that seemed to be exclusive to Tinychan. This forced meme was MURRAY IS MURRAY. MURRAY IS MURRAY was perpetrated by an admin called Murray, who is known for his vast collection of home-made child pornography and toddlercon. Murray tends to sneak around like some asspie ninja on the IRC and adds random people on MSN for lulz, which while admirable, only leads to copious amounts of inherent faggotry. Murray's only purpose in life is to spam Tinychan with MURRAY IS MURRAY and annoy people over MSN, especially Tinychan's creator, the all knowing Jan. It is rumored that Tiny Chan's other two users just ignore this shitty attempt at a forced meme.
Murray's faggoty behaviour was:
- Lurked to find your addy and then adds you
- Asked if you had girls on your buddy list and if they have webcams. Then preceeds to ask if he can chat with them
- He asked how he can erase the massive amounts of CP & JB and from his hard-drive
- He starts turning all faggoty
- ?????
- PROFIT!!!
- Optional - You block him
When spamming Tinychan, Murray uses being an admin sock puppet to evade perma-bans. This makes it pretty much impossible to IP ban Murray. As a result, the mods can no longer be assed to ban him and just let him troll to his lulzy heart's content.
Murray sure doesn't want his mom to know he had CP on the family computer :o
<illbegood> why did you write that?
<Gizmo> But I will change it.
<illbegood> please do.
<GaryOak> so what did i miss?
<Gizmo> I'll add that you've "apologised".
<illbegood> please do
<illbegood> get rid of the fucking jb and cp bullshit, if i ever be a cunt again you can re add it
<illbegood> ok, if you change the ed article about me i wont
<Wedfard> Or continue doing what your doing, we don't care, but yuor still going to get glined from the irc
<GaryOak> hahaha
<Wedfard> ed article stays
<GaryOak> why so worry murray?
<Gizmo> OK, edited.
<Wedfard> his moms going to see he has jb
<illbegood> cause im being accused of cp and jb
<Wedfard> no gizmo put it back
<Gizmo> Why?
<Wedfard> god gizmo your such a pushover
<Wedfard> im putting it back
<illbegood> why?
<GaryOak> cause its a little funny and the only meme we have
<Wedfard> fix'd
<GaryOak> amirite?
<illbegood> indeed
<Wedfard> please gline this fag, Gizmo
Gallery of additional Tinyhime pics
 Tinyhime castrates pedobear |
 Pissing on Kimmo Alm Part A |
 Pissing on Kimmo Alm Part B |
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 Castrating Kimmo Alm Part A |
 Castrating Kimmo Alm Part B |
 Castrating Kimmo Alm Part C |
 Why Kimmo spams Tinychan |
Software change
October 2009, tinychan changed from its unique software that failed to list any dates on its posts, to using AnotherTalk's open source sofware atbbs.
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