Tohanry
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
tohanry is a freakishly ugly douche bag who married Rx suicide out of desperation and fear that he would die a virgin before the age of 30. He and his loving wife are Neo Nazis and tohanry says this is understandable in the eyes of Jezuz who was white. He is currently scouring the internet looking for anything that his angelic wife might have posted, and is deleting it or threatening the lives of the webmasters who host it, if they do not remove other people's opinions of his wife that are not sparkling, thus proving that the internet is serious bizniz.
Who Asked You?
Currently, tohanry is suing all of the internet for not forgiving his wife for death threats, stealing money, lying about losing her job due to self-induced online drama and he is going to sue Lizziey for not marrying him and saving him from losing his virginity to a beast of a woman. tohanry admits on his personal ED talk page (Mayclock) that his wife irritated people who were bullying her by posting links to her real name, address and photos, then whining and having tohanry bend over and get assfucked by the mods of ED to blank his wife's insane history. tohanry believes that others should turn the other cheek towards his wife's hated and racism, but neither he nor his wife should have to forgive others for forming opinions on them based on their actions of hatred.
Hatred In the Eyes of the Lord
tohanry will post all the gory details of his grand master plan to take down Encyclopedia Dramatica for showing him what a moron he was for marrying Rx suicide and take down Lizziey for not sleeping with him and making his first time be with someone who physically resembled a human being. tohanry is mad at the world because he married white trash, Joos like Lyricmaniac are polluting the earth, and women like Lizziey and Amanda rejected his sexual advances. No one is sure what he's hoping to gain from this laughable lawsuit since most lawyers will only sue people who actually have things to be taken away, or if actual damages have been done. With every breath this douche bag takes, he digs his hole of shame deeper and deeper.
We should not hold tohanry or [Rx suicide] to their own actions because they are Chylrun of GAWD! Cheezup smiles upon his followers who spew filth, men who cuss out women, threaten to beat the shit out of women, destroy Joos, wish death on women, threaten to kill a man's children and wife because of what other people post on his website, commit bestiality (sleeping with [Rx suicide]), and rip dying people off. Like many Christians and Followers of Cheezup, tohanry has never read in the Bible where to "turn the other cheek" and has severe anger issues towards other women. Mainly because they did not sleep with him before [Rx suicide].
Some speculate that tohanry's hatred for other women is closet homosexuality or small penis syndrome. Others feel that his anger is the result of realizing that all that he will ever have in his life is someone as worthless as [Rx suicide].
