Tolstoy
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Tolstoy is a popular, disgusting, and untalented fat furry artist who is pretty much worshiped by every fucking fat furry on the internets. He is also the self-proclaimed "leader of the S.L.O.B.S.", and has created a clan of e-warriors called the Anla Shok.
| —Tolstoy, on himself |
He also has a habit of calling every fat furry he sees bro. Also, like Dragomike and EmberKomodog, he has a sweatpants fetish, AND an unhealthy obsession with Happy Meals (like that's any fucking surprise.)
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[edit] Art
His art is uploaded on DevianTART, but he mostly pays attention to his Furaffinity page probably because FA is more tolerant of 'art' depicting fat furfags pissing themselves.
Tolstoy's art is so mediocre, that if it wasn't so fucking disgusting, no one would pay any mind to it. However, as bad as his art is, it's like a train wreck; you just can't look away. Unlike Dragomike, he doesn't seem to have an obsession with sumo wrestling, but rather a scat fetish, which he tries to cover up for by calling it 'slob furs'. Being as brainless as they are, his fans eat this shit up.
[edit] Fandom Rape
When they aren't raping each other, furries like Tolstoy enjoy raping the characters from whatever fandom they fap to with their sick fetishes. Here are some of Tolstoy's horrid additions to the clusterfuck of fail known as furry fanart.
I never thought there would be a Mudkip I didn't liek... |
How he actually plans to get close to anyone, though, is a mystery. |
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[edit] E-relationship
Tolstoy had a relationship with another fatty from England. However, this has recently ended and now without the popularity of being Tolstoy's 'mate', he'll probably disappear into obscurity forevar!
This was shortly followed by typical furry emo shit, which is hinted at in Tolstoy's journal.
[edit] Gallery of Fail
Rob Zombie never looked so bad. |
Hey! One of these fatties is Tolstoy IRL! Who can guess which one? |
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D'aaaaw, I love you, you fat, disgusting abomination! Let's have more buttsecks and McDonalds! <3 |
Someone actually paid money for this piece of shit. |
[edit] See also
- Auchimura
- Angel Meiru
- CattyN
- Dragonbreeder
- Dragomike
- Fatferaligatr
- Hhhippo
- Inflatablewolfi
- MeleeKirby
- Mikemedia
- Mxbot
- Rubbertex Raccoon
- Two-Ton-Neko
- Virus-20
- Zero Whitefang
- ZS3
- Fat
- Furry
- Inflation Art
[edit] External Links
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Tolstoy is part of a series on DeviantART |
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| Tolstoy is part of a series on Furfaggotry |
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Categories: DeviantART | Furries | Stub | People | Faggotry


