Tom Serson

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Image:Aspergerbenice.gif This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
clearly asking for it
clearly asking for it
Tom on Ebaumsworld
Tom on Ebaumsworld

Tom Serson (T.C. Serson) is a clearly Canadian vlogger with ADD who has unrealistic expectations of YouTube. He is known only for being a phailed troll and a faggot of epic proportions as shown here by one of his cocksucking friends (Tom Serson's Army is Always Ready!) He is somewhat notable for being an epic fucktard.

As stated, Serson is the poster-boy for unwarranted self-importance‎. Picture someone that considers Encyclopedia Dramatica to be serious business who is spun on crystal meth 24 hours a day. Tom's ego has always been disproportionate to his accomplishments online and IRL. He believes making tl;dw videos of himself rocking out to music for 8 minutes is somehow entertaining or cool, and he somehow believes that this will lead to some kind of "big break" for him. Tom is known for making little to no sense at all as the result of ADD, dyslexia, a 9th grade education, and the few braincells he has left as a result of extreme substance abuse. He is know for injecting ignorant philosophies into his asinine videos about nothing whilst scribbling long garbled tripe in the comments section about things that noone understands or cares about.

A noteworthy thing about Tom is that he once mouthed off to the wrong person, and ended up getting his YouTube channel grabbed by some queer skiddie called The0neTheyCaLLg0d in early to mid 07. Tom then created another account called WARFLA, which subsequently got grabbed as well. Much bitching and crying ensued, and a whambulance had to be dispatched to the scene immediately. Tom has since been on YouTube's permaban list. Being given the permaban by Youtube for his extensive faggotry early on in his vlogging days unfortunately hasn't stopped him from jumping from account to account like some online nomad while he continues to make boring, TL;DW videos about whatever his drug addled brain can handle at any given time - all the while playing an assortment of gay 80's pop music he thinks is cool. Tom Serson continues to believe that he is some sort viral video genius as well as a species of uber troll, or even an online "savior" of sorts, despite having failed at all his online ventures and being trolled extensively by ED. When Tom isn't busy owning himself on YouTube, he can be found trolling for drama on stickam, sucking HellionExciter's Balls through Skype, or serving coffee at the local Tim Hortons.

It's important to show that after this article was posted, Tom cleaned his room. You can help by trolling the fuck out of Serson IRL, and pretending like he's a big deal. After all, Serson thinks he's a Scientologist.
Serson's faggotry:


Not long ago Serson declared war on 420chan, Yahweh Clan, and ED due to outlandish unrealistic expectations.

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[edit] Life According to Serson

This is clear.
This is clear.

To get a good idea of the delusional mindset of one of YouTube's biggest failed trolls, here is an excerpt of some of his own writings. We apologize for it being for being tl;dr and impossible to read, but that's what you get from an 26 year old pot head who lost the ability for logical thought a long time ago:


From the book of serson, chapter 1...

you could be that lucky tom fan to edit my my shit looking at you yes you all of you it feels good http://youporn.com/watch/108805. EXPOSED :) People with GREAT minds talk about IDEAS. People with AVERAGE minds talk about EVENTS. People with SMALL minds talk about OTHER PEOPLE. Which do YOU talk about?" Only thing is when you start to talk about ideas, people start to question if your sane...

My motherfucking page. Where the truth will always set you free our get blanked from weatherman AKA the guy who tried to call my house of course he failed like all others who tried but he does get brownie points for at least trying even though it resulted in Mr Skilling getting scared and laughed into retreat that's why there's no audio :) Then Mr Skilling had to turn to my little sister to get to me. When that failed what does Tiny Tim do he runs to all the chans and tries to get support when this fails he pumps his own threads with his man servant burk aka skuee in 5 years. From there Mr 4inchWeinerman started going to full disclosure and other sites to beg experienced trolls to troll me of the internets of course that never happened really if anything it had the reverse effect so thank you weinersexmanfor4dollers But that's all for tonight on Mr Skilling. I really don't think I should get banned you get The great Tom Serson page which really is me pumping you and your spy :) full of anything my little heart can think up at the moment so really I wrote that page and that's why its one of the better ones even though its epic fail but i am tired all edit tomm lets see how long I can keep this going Really this boils down to I have fucked with a lot of ed dinks from the tubes we are all trolls in this little world of ours I just happen to be better then most and I happen to troll people who I feel have somewhat influence over people. Most realize the ones who fear me are the ones living the biggest lie but I've been painted into something i am not if anyone i get the bigger picture more then 75 percent of the users I have come across its just drama = stuff for people to do, To talk about ,make vids about its basically creates life on the internets in a way so really fuck ed your should give me a reward your evil little bastards to play with except all the ed girls i wanna rape all of you but really if you don't like me your either a angry nerd that's fat and greasy our the typical nerd AKA Burk your a nerd that comes from the planet delusional and trying to hard. 2 30 in the morn 3 joints later. Other side note i would rape zen and Dcy if i was given the chance. Other side note fbi chan has naked pics out there i was so let down they were fine and sexy till slutty till the 3rd pic the one you can see her asshole that's pretty fucking extreme even for me but again i would rape her also idée just have pretend she took those pics for me One more side not i will rape red skulls sister that's not a joke Jamie I am going to go 8mm on your little sister and i promise i will go Han solo on that asshole

http://girlvinyl.com/Spectacular_Spectacular/pages/103003H2253_jpg.htm http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Sherrod YOU LOOK BETTER WITH BLUE HAIR why do all ed girls look asian and they always seem to be a bit thick and have huge tits that's why all these nerds are always moody you tease them you dirty dirty whores

Saturdays WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO THATS RIGHT TALK MORE SHIT. Today i will tell Ed how not to be so typical how to expand not be be so cutting edge our as a lot of you like to be called 4 chans little brother gay :) trust me i never try to be part of ed but i enjoy the site trolling your kiddies is always fun of course and trying to bang ed girls WHAT WHAT 2 and counting who will be lucky number 3 killa roo you dirty whore.

1) being anonymous is gay as fuck you need to have faces of ed it draws more people in gives a certain amount of credibility so really you need vloggers to vlog on your site and have them put vids from youtube on there users pages but a better option would be to make quick little websites ed ones easy html and have your vloggers use there little ed websites which if you think that will cost money u can still do the same as u would on ed . all you need to do is blank the page on youtube our whatever video site u want to use boom free bandwidth if ed was doing that from day one with the wiki pages you be winning it 18 million views in 3 years is good but lets say i am at 300,000 in 8 months the number is a bit higher t but whatever keep it simple i am one man on the perma ban on youtube hidden that doesent spam our do any real promtion ever so when u think about the number like that not that great why is the number low you need real people speaking for the website and really think about your choices becouse honest that would make our break your site thank god i dident allow mike to be the voice of ed that was a bad idea retards so that step ide get right on that if i was you ed slipping you really don't wanna miss the momentium becouse ed fresh in peoples minds you don't forget the site when you vistit but there's a good chance its not going to be as exciting as it could be to make them keep coming.


[edit] Serson Quotes

Tom begins each day with a hearty breakfast
Tom begins each day with a hearty breakfast
Tom's one and only friend: Jovian.
Tom's one and only friend: Jovian.
 
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Tom does have a record---- 30 days in jail..He got the 2 will get you 3 plan. thats 2 days count as 3, and an added day for good behavior. so 19 days spent total. Charges were assault and battery on a female. The docs are easy to find. I had the web url but cant seem to find it atm. will look and send
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—anonymous

 
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...If you have a dying GRANDMA I'll fucking release her INFORMATION we'll call her and prank her 24/7 'cuz it's fun...
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—Tom Serson

 
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Think of me as a good Hitler.
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—Tom Serson

 
“ 		 
...I think ED cares about me..
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—Tom Serson butthurt

 
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...Bantown? I want Bantown to troll me off the internet.... I'd like to see them try...Bantown and ED can suck my balls...[1]
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—Tom Serson

 
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I make the best videos on this site, motherfucker
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—Tom Serson

 
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...I forgot what I was going to say....
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—Tom Serson

[edit] A LOOK INTO TOM'S MIND - 'CUZ IT'S FUN!

Tom's old closet when he wasn't busy giving blowjobs away for weed
Tom's old closet when he wasn't busy giving blowjobs away for weed
Tom's old bedroom where he planned all of his lolz attacks
Tom's old bedroom where he planned all of his lolz attacks
You don't know what I'm about...pull my finger
You don't know what I'm about...pull my finger

[edit] MOAR FAGGOTRY


[edit] Moar trolling of Tom

[edit] Tom heads for The Promised Land

Tom (fagging it up) on Live Video
Tom (fagging it up) on Live Video

Unable to keep an account open for more than a day at a time on Youtube, and tired of being owned left, right and center in his vlog wars, Tom signalled defeat by packing his shit up and heading for LiveVideo in Oct 07 [2]. He has since reached a new level of epic fail by being wholly rejected by the mass of other butthurt nobodies already on LiveVideo.
Tom lasted only a few weeks there before he baleeted his shit and disappeared. It had also been made apparent during this short period that Tom, as suspected, would do nearly anything for weed, including sexual favours.

Tom made several failed attempts at returning to Youtube before he decided to close his internets in November of 07. His current whereabouts are mostly unknown, but judging from his past he's likely still whoring for weed, working a shit job, dreaming of e-fame and failing at life.


Tom can still be found serving coffee at Tim Horton's somewhere in the Ottawa area, dreaming of that big break.
Tom can still be found serving coffee at Tim Horton's somewhere in the Ottawa area, dreaming of that big break.

[edit] Serson Continues To Spiral Downward

In the months after Tom disappeared Tom was sighted in several places. Most notably he was was involved in a very lulzy battle with none other than Jamie Demeter (aka Theredskull) in early '08. Threats of dox being dropped from other side and cries of lolsuit were heard as the two lolcows went head to head in a battle to see who could fail the hardest.

[edit] Still Failing

Serson as a raidfag
Serson as a raidfag

Tom attempted to return to les tubes again in early '08 and has been, as expected, fagging it up with the same asinine shit as before, only this time he has surrounded himself with a "crew" of old men, bums, and pedos hoping that they'll take him to FAME AND FORTUNE. You may still find Serson shitstains on the tubes here and there, but unfortunately some defeated trolls are never wise enough to know when they're beaten. A perfect example of this is when in March '08 Tom was seen attending an Anonymous protest yet having no idea why he was even there. Tom was essentially so butthurt that he'd been trolled by ED in the past that he decided to try and countertroll Anon (as he incorrectly equates the two in his head) so he quickly took advantage of the situation by yelling, "Hey hey ! Channers LOOK AT ME YEAH! Yeah you chan people. I am right here," even though nobody gave a shit. The event is documented on YouTube.
In Serson's case, it has become increasingly obvious to everyone but him that perseverance does not always = win.

[edit] Tom Fails At Life, And Realizes It!!!

rodburch55, seen here dreaming about Tom???
rodburch55, seen here dreaming about Tom???
Tom learns the horrible truth
Tom learns the horrible truth

In early May of 2008, a strange new vlogger burst onto the scene named rodburch55. Rod's first few uploads were some recycled anti-troyriser vids (clue), and a vlog where Rod professed his undying adoration for Tom. Tom was immediately smitten, and their whirlwind-of-faggotry-double-reacharound lovefest was off and running. They would be the trolling couple to end all trolling couples, and they were going to take YouTube by storm. In true Tom fashion, he completely overlooked that there was something wrong here. This "new user" seemed to possess quite a bit of knowledge about the happenings on YouTube despite his "newness". One of the recycled anti-troyriser videos that Rod hosted had a ripped copy of a dancing 12 year old girl in it. YouTube veteran KatyDBates asked Rod about the video, and why he had such a thing on his computer in the first place. The answers were slow coming (2nd clue). In the interim, Rod mysteriously removed the anti-troy vids but continued to vlog away. Several uploads later Rod began making vlogs about various members of the YouTube Yahweh Clan(3rd clue). Again, Tom still had no idea anything was wrong. This caught the attention of the YTYC, and they began looking into this mysterious new vlogger. Lo and behold it came to light that this was no new vlogger, but someone that had been around YouTube for at least a couple of years. As a matter of fact, he had several sockpuppets, and actually had a very unhealthy affinity for little girls. It turned out he liked to stalk them and try to get in their pants with flattery, as those wacky pedos tend to do. By this time, Rod had gotten around to coming up with some answers to the questions previously asked by Katy. Almost simultaneously as Rod's new vlog was being uploaded, the YTYC was uploading their video exposing his sockpuppet child stalking. By the time Tom sobered up and realized everything that had happened, it was too late. Tom Serson had publicly endorsed a pedophile on YouTube.myboss immediately picked up on the situation releasing a series of videos pwning the shit out of Tom. To try to save face, Tom hastily uploaded a video blaming the YTYC for not protecting him, and admonishing Katy for not warning him (even though she did). The lulz were so thick you could cut it with a knife. Tom compared the situation to having an atom bomb dropped on him, and immediately set about YouTube commenting peoples pages with one simple phrase, "I fail at life". See the videos below for chronological lulz as they happened.


Girls just want to have fun

[edit] Gallery of Serson

zomg humor! sauce is found!!!!
zomg humor! sauce is found!!!!

Hello, this is tom serson. how did you call my banana phone?

anything for pot money

Tom is very PC btw

When Tom looks at the camera..it's time for serious business

"Hey Anonymouse, got a cigarette ?!"

[edit] Trivia

Demands bantown pay attention to his "balls". Oh, ok sure! no prob
Demands bantown pay attention to his "balls". Oh, ok sure! no prob

DID YOU KNOW:

  • Continues to claim he's "down" with EDiots and that we "care about him".
  • Tom has a criminal record for possession of narcotics and for assault and battery on a female, he spent a short time in jail following highschool (%100 true).
  • Lives in Ottawa, Ontario / Canada Gatineau, Quebec.
  • Tom has Dyslexia irl
  • His mother and father had an irl intervention with him over his excessive internet use. This may sound too ridiculous to be true but we assure you it is.
  • Believed he was the "real leader" of the Youtube Underground and Encyclopedia Dramatica while he was on YouTube, despite having no friends or support within either.
  • Became so tired of failing at life that he developed a habit of claiming victory for no reason at all, making himself look like an even bigger idiot than before.
  • Tom's taste in music has, and continues to be, complete and utter shit (watch any of his videos and you will become aware of this immediately) and he continues to make videos this way (similar to the way Pigslop did) hoping we'll think he's cool for doing so. We've mentioned that Tom is gay IRL haven't we?
  • anyone can edit ED but Tom Serson.
  • Was friends with RacerXWTFS Youtube's IRL granny tranny.
  • Is a HUGE Howard Stern fanboi.
  • Serves coffee Tim Hortons. He'll deny it, but trust us, it's true.
  • Has a slight case of coprophilia; slight as in sometimes he will suck the shit out of an old man's ass just so that he can make rent.
  • Claims to be trying to get some online radio show going with some wannabe filmmaker named Johnny Drama. The smart money says this will be the biggest failure in Tom's life thus far. Status: Confirmed. (was it any surprise?)


[edit] Resources

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