Tony Anglesey
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Tony Anglesey is one of the internet's lesser-known e-lawyers, spam aficionados, and all-around e-sleazebags. Unfortunately, he is also somewhat adrift in the strange new world of the internets, and thus it is that Anglesey's career has thus far been akin to a ship being tossed around the waves like... like some sort of incompetent, misguided ship. Or something.
[edit] From Humble Origins to a More Humble End
Anglesey is known to have been involved with at least half a dozen "companies" over the last decade, through which he has been kind enough to offer the internets his sage expertise on subjects ranging from refinancing, bankruptcy, tenant law, lolsuits, credit card debt, business credit, living trusts and wills, debt settlement, web marketing, web design, how search engines ought to work, and how one might go about getting a great, high-paying job. In spite of his Jeffersonian talent pool, though, Anglesey himself appears to have been having a bit of financial trouble himself and has thus been forced to retreat to Guatemala due to the huge amounts of fail which permeate his every unethical endeavor.
[edit] The Tony Anglesey Treatise on What Constitutes Spam
Among the many writings which e-historians have managed to find and catalog, there exists a particularly useful fragment which may be clearly attributed to Anglesey and which appears to constitute a fine example of what experts now refer to as The AgaveBlue Era. The layman may find context at the following link...
... but which is perhaps best summarized by the following lollerific Anglesey quote:
| —Tony Anglesey |
Presumably, Anglesey does not regard the posting of spam to equate to the posting of spam, either.
[edit] Current Projects
Anglesey has recently been the subject of several ICANN complaints due to his silly habit of registering websites with false contact info, but is still currently in control of AngleseyDesign.com, his ill-conceived and largely unsuccessful web production firm, as well as riight.com, his ill-conceived and entirely unsuccessful (and allegedly bankrupt) search engine firm, which he had hoped would compete with Google. His most successful ongoing venture appears to be Agave Blue, a job site for freelancers. The tech support number is disconnected as of August 2008, which is a damned shame because people who called in would have been able to get tech support, a deal on refinancing, a living will, website development at rock-bottom prices, legal advice, plus fifty other fucking things to boot.
Most hilarious of all, though, is the fact that AgaveBlue.net's message board is rigged in such a way that random vague comments from various non-existent "users" pop up automatically in response to anything one posts at said message board, and that this is clearly part of some ill-conceived effort to give off the impression that people actually use the site for non-ironic purposes.
[edit] List of Awesome Companies He's Founded
[edit] Anglesey on Living Trusts
| —Tony Anglesey |
| —Some Guy Who Knows What He's Talking About |
[edit] Anglesey on Settling Debts
| —Tony Anglesey |
[edit] Anglesey on Settling His Own Debts
| —Tony Anglesey, Dropping His Docs |
[edit] Anglesey On Numerology or Something
| —AgaveBlue.net |
[edit] Anglesey on His Business Philosophy
| —AgaveBlue.net |
| —AgaveBlue.net |
[edit] Anglesey's Business Philosophy in Fine Print
| —AgaveBlue.net, in reference to its stated position under California law |
[edit] Dissertations on the Nature of Time by Tony Anglesey
On Time, The Necessity of More of:
| —Tony Anglesey |
On Time, The Ample Possession of by Those To Whom He Owes Money:
| —Tony Anglesey |
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