Tony Stark
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Tony Stark is the star of the popular superhero documentary Iron Man, where he dons a suit of robotic armor in order to fight terrorists. He acquired his scientific skills from his father Angus MacGyver.
Tony Stark is what every /b/tard envisions himself to be: a super-smart engineer mathlete asshole who fucks all the hottest chicks and has the coolest most tricked out computer with a shit-load of cooling fans, neon lights, and an ice-proof gold-titanium whateverthefuck advanced flying robot suit - and he built that in a damn cave. /b/tards, on the other hand, are assholes and flunking out of engineering school at a high rate, and the only things they could really manage to build in a cave are starvation, fail, and envy of Tony Stark.
In fact, this article was built by Tony Stark in a damn cave. Hell, think of anything - give Tony Stark a box of scraps, and he will build it in his cave. Tony Stark is like CRUISE CONTROL for Cave Builders. As the man himself said, "They say the best whoop is one you never have to shoop. I prefer the whoop you only need to shoop once. That's how dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far."
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[edit] So Cash Copypasta
Hey Faggots,
My name is Tony, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world that doesn't involve the weapons my company produces falling into the hands of terrorists. Honestly, have any of you ever built an actuated exoskeleton and arc reactor in a cave? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own problems with ice build-up at high altitudes, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than stealing my plans and reverse engineering my original prototype.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the head of a huge multinational defense contractor, and I built a fucking robot. What hobbies do you have, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also got straight A's at MIT and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; That is how Dad did it, that is how America does it...and it has worked out pretty well so far). You are all faggots who should just take some engineering classes. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my assistant
[edit] Fresh Engineer of The Cave
This is a story all about how
Tony Stark's world got flipped turn upside down
and I'd like to take a minute to ramble and rave
about how he started to build shit in a damn cave.
In Long Island, New York, born and raised
in tech labs is where he spent most of his days
chillin' out maxin', relaxin' all cool
makin' some missiles outside of the school
when a couple of terrorists who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in his neighborhood
He got in one little fight and Tony Stark got scared
and they said "You're making us a missile get in that cave over there."
I whistled for a suit and when it came near
The ass plate said fresh and it had iron in the mirror
If anything I can say this suit was rave
But I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Yo homes to the cave.'
I shot lots of terrorists, maybe seven or eight,
And I yelled to the leader "Yo homes smell you later"
I flew back home the US was finally saved
To sit on my throne as the Iron Man of the cave.
[edit] TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
REMIX IT, SEXY STYLE
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