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Toobis

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FAT ALERT

WARNING LEVEL: EXTREMELY FUCKING HIGH

Toobis be not wantin any LUEshis.

Toobis is the fattest piece of Canadian turd burglary evar. EVAR!

He's so batshit insane, you can only hope that the site is just a joke. A really bad joke.

1 History
2 Sample Writing
3 Dr.Awesome on Toobis
4 External Links

[edit] History

Starting in 2003 or something, in a site that resembled Madcox's in terms of color. Many people accused him of being a copycat faggot. He would continue to rant, changing the color to grey and then getting DDosed and his forums got flamed to shit with abortion pics much to his delight, so he could shit out another half assed rant.

He became so hated, the only Canadians with guns (known as the Secret Six) vowed to kill him. In fact, he got shot several times, but the bullets are residing inside his belly; he's currently searching for, and eating them.

In actuality, we just MANNED THE HARPOONS!

[edit] Sample Writing

"Man, it sucks being an internet celebrity, I mean, I have ten e-mails, one being indifferent, one being positive, and the rest hating me, and look at all these Anti Toobis pages set up. I'M FAMOUS, WHY DON'T WOMEN WANNA GO OUT WITH ME!? Man, my sister is fat and annoying, she reminds me of niggers. Maybe I should fellate Hitler into letting me stay in his camps. Wal-Mart and KFC are assholes for hiring the differently abled. Or as I call them, Gods Mistakes. HAHAAHHAHAH! Oh shit, I was DDosed and everyones sending hate mail to me. STOP FREAKING OUT GEEZE! Look at those limp wrists, I beat one up to show my manly fat strength. Did I mention how much..." Etc.

[edit] Dr.Awesome on Toobis

"ThisIsMyTrueSelf: they are to editorialism and journalism is what Deviantart is to the idea of a museum. A flaming piece of hobo shit with something that RESEMBLES art, hidden deep inside."

"ThisIsMyTrueSelf: the only way Maddox and Toobis could be any worse... would be if they went by fake Japanese names."

"ThisIsMyTrueSelf: Then they'd be gay, retarded, overused, overrated internet cliches with horrible, misused and mispronounced names."