Toolohen
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Toolohen, a.k.a. Dogtrainerbook, like all men people on the internet is an e-famous canadian misogynist - the male equivalent of BitingBeaver.
His hatred of anything with a poon extends not only to breeders like Hathor the Cow Goddess or Jessy1019 but to everything with lack the precious penis. This dislike goes so far that he suggests children should not be left with their biological mothers.
Like all hyper-macho men, his hatred towards women and obsession with masculinity all point to one conclusion - Toolohen is a raging closetcase faggot. To add insult to injury, studies have shown that homosexual males have the same brain structure as heterosexual females. In other words, Toolohen has the brain of a woman. Perhaps he's just jealous.
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The Origins of the Toolohen Article
This article - the one you are reading right now - happened to be started by two rare female EDiots. Naturally this would make Toolohen think that he had succeeded in trolling women and would bask in the glory of doing it for the lulz.
This is not true. We at ED feel Toolohen's pain. We have delt with idiotic faggots before and realize what anguish he must be in, too frightened to venture into the the dreaded vagina. As adult women are simply too frightening for him - but not as frighting as the knowledge that he is homosexual - he must seek out females much younger than he is.
Young women are naive and do not yet have the fully-developed bodies of adult women, making them perfect for any man in denial. Enter Magibon.
Magibon
Despite his love for the sweet sultry scent of male bodies, Toolohen has focused almost all of his attention on Magibon - who looks about 6 years old.
Toolohen's obsession with her is rooted in the fact that all women (presumably including his own mother) are evil, souless, ugly fat bitches with no sense of logic. Thankfully Magibon is still young enough to be moulded into his image of a pefect woman. We at ED are not exaggerating, those are his own words.
The thread can still see here: Click here
 Using the right whips, women can be trained quite easily. |
 "I'm not a rapist - I just want her to know I'll have sex with her whether ot not she wants it." |
 Let's see . . . |
 Sadly not everyone on the internet is as tolerant and we on ED are. |
 Were it not for people like Toolohen we probably wouldn't even need women's shelters. |
 It's a well-known fact that all mothers all automatically want to kill their children. The solution is to remove the child from their biological mother as soon as possible. |
 Replying to a user fighting for women's rights in Saudi Arabia. |
 Even the SpamCaptcha recognises chauvenism when it sees it. |
Proof of Toolohen's Repressed Homosexuality
The following conversation took place via his dongtrainerbook account on Youtube. Feel free to ask him about how gay he is:
Your Local Homo: I hope you don't mind If I ask but - are you gay?
Dogtrainerbook: I hope you don't mind if I ask - are you a goat fucker?
Your Local Homo: Of course not. I didn't mean to offend you. Is there something you find unpleasent about the concept of being gay?
Dogtrainerbook: Yes. Queers are inherently dysfunctional human beings. They need to shut the fuck up like your momma when your daddy fucked her.
Your Local Homo: It's not so bad being gay. At least the women don't bother you as much. ;)
Dogtrainerbook: If you didn't find me by reading my comment, how the fuck did you find my account? I'm not exactly popular around here. Also, women won't bother you regardless. Men are the pursuers, women are largely passive.
Your Local Homo: I was lurking on MenAreBetterThanWomen.com (MABTW)
Women can be bothersome, but what's so bad about having sex with other men? Judging by your comments on MABTW you enjoy masculinity.
Dogtrainerbook: Bye troll. I don't talk to fat, ugly women pretending to be faggot men. The only kind of man you have a hell's chance of ever scoring.
Your Local Homo: Is the idea of me being a woman more frightening than the idea of me being gay???
Dogtrainerbook: No, the idea of you being a fat, retarded little cunt pretending to be a homosexual is what gives me nightmares, dollface.
Your Local Homo: Why would I pretend to be gay? It's not a choice. Besides, talking to gay people isn't terrifying. It's not as though you're going to 'catch it'.
Dogtrainerbook: I don't mind talking to gay people, smartass. I just don't want them forcing their dysfunctional bullshit on society like politically correct homos do in the name of diversity and progress.
Your Local Homo: But I haven't done that. I just asked if you were gay.
Dogtrainerbook: No.
Your Local Homo: I think you do have some homosexual tendancies.
Firstly, you overreacted the first time I asked you if you were gay.
Secondly, you see homosexuals as "dysfuntional human beings" - somehow lower than other people.
Thirdly, judging by the posts on MABTW.com you clearly have a strong dislike for females and value masculity above all things.
You know what they say about homophobes: they are gays in denial.
Don't hide it. It's OK to be gay. :)
Dogtrainerbook: Your lifestyle is none of my business. All I ask is that you keep that cock plugging cornhole to yourself. Also, great insults. The typical bitch brain of yours couldn't come up with anything original.
Your Local Homo: I'm not trying to insult you. If I wanted to I would have said "FUCKING PEDOPHILE BREEDER" or something equally ineffective.
Besides, I'm gay - what would I think being homosexual is somehow insulting?
Dogtrainerbook: How to be a passive aggressive bitch with no life. The true life story of your life.
Your Local Homo: I can see you are still struggling. Don't worry, you will accept yourself one day.
And when that day comes, I'll be waiting. :)
 Just a few screenshots |
 to prove the conversation |
 really took place. |
WickedFire
Toolohen has also been banned from WickedFire in, a forum based on web marketing. This was in September 2007. In his last thread there, he posted a thread consisting of only a logo and tagline, practically begging for positive rep in the forum's system. Of course, users called him out on this and he had an aneurysm. He retorted with such quotes like "When and if you've READ the tagline, you'll realize it's referring to how your mom used to whore herself out on home made porn films during the good ol' days before you were born and ruined all the fun you're parents used to have." but the WickedFire users returned with Hypnotoad (srsly.) Apparently, he asked to be banned a few days before this, but this whole event proves that he has a short fuse.
Mririan Fangroup Drama
After growing weary of wandering around in pedophilic forums, Toolohen decided it was time for something new. He googled Magibon's name, and came across a forum that was dedicated to her. There, he proceeded to spread his opinions about her, and called everyone who disagreed with him a pedophile or a pansy faggot just like he had done in all the other forums he had graced with his presence. The other members soon got sick of him, and started warning him such behaviors were not acceptable. However, since ever opinion that did not match Toolohen's own sick and twisted perception of reality was not worth his time.
LOL B&
He continued to ignore the many warnings he recieved and proceeded being a fucktard. Since he likes little girls, he started requesting Magibon to do porn for money. Of course, this resulted in the ban that followed. Since Toolohen is such a dedicated fan of Magibon, he couldn't seem to stay away! He kept coming back under different screen names and was dealt with in the same manner each time by Tordur and Tsjoen.
jafardroneBANNEDDogtrainerbookBANNEDLardychumakaBANNEDugubmanspoLOL NOT EVEN ALLOWED IN
Toolohen thinks its perfectly OK to kidnap, rape, and kill Magibon
Even the most skilled pedophiles, rapists, and murderers slip up sometimes. Here, Toolohen reveals not only his true nature, but what he secretly wants to do to Magibon:
| —Toolohen, admitting he wants to rape and kill Magibon |
Toolohen Hates Women
He thinks that all single mothers everywhere should not be allowed to have custody of their own children, and that they should not receive help from the father whatsoever.
Feet
| —Toolohen, taking one more step towards being gay |
| —Toolohen,One more step... |
Quotes
| —Toolohen, in his prelude to ban |
| —Toolohen, trying to hide that he is a pedophile. |
| —Toolohen showing his true support for gays |
Videos
External Links
YouTube
Dogtrainerbook The campaign to help Toolohen get a girlfriend
Forum Accounts
- City-data account
- MABTW account
- Outie account
- Wickedfire account, banned
- Webdesigntalk account, mentions DOB
Posts on Various Sites
- Here he admits his pedophilia in a wordpress blog post.
- quick cash scam site, showing he is poor.
- bitching about the product he recieves.
- shows why he is attracted to Magi's "submissive" nature.
- It is a "true honor" to be called beautiful by the likes of him.
See Also
- Tucker Max
- Alpha Male
- BitingBeaver
- Feminism
- Men
- MikeeUSA Possibly clone
- Dick Masterson And another
- Pedophile
- Women
- Not Gay
