Toontown
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Toontown is the most badass MMORPG a roleplayer could ask for. You play as a furry who, alongside other furries, combats evil robots dressed in suits. If this doesn't sound badass enough, you fight them by throwing pies at their faces! Isn't that just awesome? If that's not enough, Disney is responsible for this abomination of the internet. Its levels of faggotry challenge those of Neopets.
Oh yeah, and you have to pay to play this shit. You might as well be given a monthly fee for cutting your dick off.
The Toontown tree first sprouted in 2003. Since then, it has grown catastrophically. With more and more updates to the game, more and more children are sucked into the dark void that is Disney's Toontown Online. It can be described best as a horrific monster, similar to the blob. The more children succumb to this monstrosity, the more powerful it becomes. We can only hope that the internet will one day be rid of this horror for eternity. Unfortunately, we all know that to be about as possible as Dianetics.
This game can be summed up in one word.
- Not to be confused with the Toontown from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. This Toontown is much more fail.
- Toontown is one of the few places on the internet in which girls exist.
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[edit] Players
You can only imagine the kind of people who actually spend their money to play this. Due to Toontown's playful and innocent nature, nobody older than thirteen can be found playing this. However, it's a breeding ground for lolis and shota. So, quite obviously, pedophiles may be found playing in the dead of the night. Although, you apparently must be able to prove you know a player IRL to actually talk to them, which is typical for Disney considering its target audience are twelve-year-old girls. If you don't know a player IRL, you're forced to select preset phrases from a list. You can only imagine what manner of badass phrases are allowed to be said in this horrid game. Had it not been for that, Toontown would be the perfect hunting grounds for pedophiles, considering anyone who plays this probably definitely doesn't even know what rape is, let alone pedophilia.
As you may have assumed, due to the game being entirely populated by furries, some players go so far as to make webcomics about this godawful game. Some are poorly drawn serious comics with horrible storylines, like most webcomics. (An example of which can be found here.) However, some people are sick enough to make traditional furry comics.
[edit] People Who Don't Play Toontown
- Heterosexuals
- Anyone whose balls have descended.
- Anyone who has a job.
- People who leave their homes.
[edit] Future /b/ raids?
Impossible. Although this would be the perfect game to raid, the concept of having to select a phrase from a list to speak rapes that idea. Even so, who would actually buy this game just to harass a bunch of little kids and pedophiles?
Hacking the game would have epic results, but seeing as how Disney has several billion dollars, with which they could easily hire Johnny Cochrane (The lawyer who defended O.J. Simpson.) and sue your ass, only someone who has absolutely nothing to live for would attempt this.
[edit] Reasons To Buy Toontown
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There aren't any. Abusing thirteen-year-olds would be one, but you can't even do that. Thanks to Google Images, we know that the most offensive phrase on the list of preset phrases is, "You stink!"
Need I say more?
[edit] Do you play Toontown?
If you frequent Encyclopedia Dramatica, the answer is probably no. However, if you do, don't worry. It's not too late to cleanse you.
If you play Toontown, follow this procedure:
- Commit suicide.
- ?????
- PROFIT!
Follow those easy steps and your soul will be cleansed thoroughly. If you do not, you are doomed to an eternity of faggotry.
- Please Note: You are not doing this for the lulz. You are doing this for the good of humanity.
[edit] A Gameplay Sample
Here's a sample of how this shitty game plays. This is the only Toontown youtube video I could find that didn't blast Jonas Brothers music at about 600 decibels.
According to reyh62, (The faggot who uploaded this shit to youtube.) this happened before sunrise. One can only imagine what kind of person wakes up at fucking six in the morning, boots up their computer, and logs on to Toontown.
(P.S. He also plays Runescape.)
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