Tori Belliachi

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This page is a WARZONE — It is highly unlikely that there are lulz between the e-bullets, but seasoned Æ veterans can be expected to clean it up once the retarded participants stop their editing.

THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ
THEY GOT TIRED OF PLAYING SOLO

Tori is only pissed off because it was Human penises photoshopped into this and not horse penises.

Tori Belliachi falsely thinks he's the fucking Martin Luther King of the furry community. He also goes by the name Shaun and designs websites for furfags. He is a teenaged ~~mutant ninja turtle~~ bisexual British boy who looks like Sanjaya, but much gayer. In an effort to end the Youtube furry war, he posted many videos against the evils of fursecution. Compared to most furfags, Tori is slightly articulate and may occasionally ~~make a good point~~ jack off to Mr. Hands. He gained several faggot follower fanboys in his campaign against the Fried Chicken Trolling Crew (aka winnars). He has a poster of Ché, which makes him a trendy fuck with no appreciation for someone that actually made a difference.

One tactic Tori used against the trolls was to attempt to appear unaffected. He tries to act happy by changing voices in Robin Williams fashion while adding a musical tone to his words. To further appear unharmed by trolling, he went on with rhetoric such as "Yiff in Hell furfags is not only unoriginal, but it is a compliment. So what if we're yiffing in hell. Yiffing is still having sex!" He also makes the bogus and irrelevant claim that furries get laid more due to their open mindedness. Even if furries did get laid more, it is with 30-year-old basement dwellers that you don't want to fuck in the first place. He initially claimed that he would "disprove" every claim made against furries because he's completely in denial of what a bunch of sick fucks his people are. He had such a horrible time disproving everything that he nearly burst into tears one day and finally posted a video saying that he was quitting "the war" because he was fucking useless.

1 In A.D. 2007, war was beginning
2 In 2007, Tori was giving up
3 Tori haets anon
4 Furries are Not Gay
5 Gawd h8s furries
6 Belliachi on Chanology
7 Response to this article from Tori
8 gallery
9 Contact:
10 See also
11 External links

[edit] In A.D. 2007, war was beginning

Tori says he's going to pwn all the trolls and defend his fandom.

[edit] In 2007, Tori was giving up

After at least 100 videos, Tori says he's going to stop fighting trolls. He still makes faggot videos, but he doesn't mention "the war" as much. The lulziest thing about this one is how upset he gets toward the end. He nearly cries and then he says he's some kind of crusader for humanity.

[edit] Tori haets anon

He says Anonymous' purpose is to "Destroy Humanity." Anonymous is also the "Scum" of the Earth. It great how these furfags can
bitch about stereotyping and then refer to Anonymous as a monolithic culture. Oh well. At least he only stated the positive stereotypes. Plus, he put soul instead of sole. Fucktard.

[edit] Furries are Not Gay

The interweb is srs business.

[edit] Gawd h8s furries

"If you want to make jokes about the furry fandom, don't make jokes about beastiality." Comparable to 9/11 LOL.
-Tori telling us what is politically incorrect about a group that is truly good and wholesome.

[edit] Belliachi on Chanology

It's pretty much TL;DW. He thinks both Anonymous and Scientology are crazy and evil, so he won't pick a side.
But he says Anonymous is wasting their time and that they'll nevar stop the ~~church~~ cult.

More: He says 'Umm' every five seconds while talking about chanology

[edit] Response to this article from Tori

This article was immediately whored out on Fur Affinity to much acclaim. His friends said it was crap. Click here, my homeslice.

“	I'm on ED? Wow, I must be popular now!	„
—Tori Belliachi, on raping himself in the ass

“	Well that was pretty crap... comparing me to Martin Luther King and Robin Williams is a good thing. They must like me! Though they really gotta work on their spelling.	„
—Tori Belliachi, after reading article not acknowledging that that MLK defended people that were actually oppressed and Failiachi is defending a bunch of perverts that fuck dogs.

[edit] gallery

The coolest picture in Tori's entire gallery.	Tori is a huge fan of inflation art.	Tori's boyfriend inflated. So hot.	Tori Smootching his boyfurrend.
Tori i s a reverend in the church of faggotry	Tori is truly the next Leonardo De Vinci