Toronto-Furry

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(10:25:14 PM) DanSkunk: When I feel like that I can't leave the utility knife alone.

(10:25:45 PM) DanSkunk: ...I curl up in a fetal position moaning and crying.

(10:26:16 PM) DanSkunk: ...but I havn't done that with the the medication I keep taking now.

(10:26:39 PM) rionnipal: Your father took you into the city DanSkunk?

Morgan, one of the many pedophiles in #Toronto-Furry

Toronto-Furry is the outcome of a war that begun in 2021 AD. Last thursday, the Toronto furries split apart the channels and made both #toronto-furry and #Torfur--the superior channel--both channels on FurNet.org's IRC server. It's inhabitants contain the usual furries you'd expect in any congregation of losers. You have your Pedophile, STD-filled Whore, Asspies, and various other furfags. Since they are in the presence of people with assburgers, you mustn't say bad things around them because they have their ban hammers set with hair triggers.

[edit] Typical Users

The channel is home to some of the finest individuals on the internet. They include:

• Morgan, your typical mid-40's chickenhawk. He claims to be transgendered, as well as a virgin (which is not uncommon among 40 year old furries, and sort of a blessing). He also likes to transform into unicorns and shit.
• DanSkunk, sharing the same pedophilic characteristics as the rest of the fandom, who has apparently acquired the "gift that keeps on giving" as shown in the shocking ED exclusive IRC chatlog!

<DanSkunk> At least you have your health though.
<DanSkunk> I have ulcerative colitis and just found out today I have herpes.
<DanSkunk> shoots self.
<Craven> herpes simplex?
<DanSkunk> Yes.
And give it he does!
<@DanSkunk> Well, my parents think I'm having sex with all the guys that visit me.
<+RingtailedFox> are you?
<@DanSkunk> Sometimes.
<+RingtailedFox> good boy!
+RingtailedFox scritches dan

Enjoy that buddy! You thought it was bad when no one wanted to fuck you, and now you've announced to the internet that you've got an STD! Enjoy your Aids and your sad, lonely, pus-filled asshole dude.

• ErikMouse, the token Asspie. He was given ops even though he lives in Bangor, PA which is over 300 miles from Toronto. He also owns dozens of empty channels on furnet to make himself feel important. Don't say bad things about him though, because it seems that he really DOES have assburgers, or that he's mildly retarded.
  • "Recently, because of finding out that the sticks that I cut up wouldn't be able to be used in the wood burning furnace, and that I have cut up a lot of sticks, I was told that I can use many of them. So I decided to start taking the sticks and dumping them on an area of the path through the forest where they were needed. Once I am done dumping what I need in the area that I feel I needed them, they will be covered with leaves and stuff to finish off the path. BTW, the path is coming along good." - erikmouse

• D_Bandit, another chickenhawk. He's 45 years old, and is frequently found trying to get into the pants of men half his age, and it would be assumed that it wouldn't matter if they are below the age of consent.

• RingtailedFox, a token unfortunate furry. He seems obsessed with his own opinion and makes an effort to make himself heard ignored. He is obsessed with historical fact and uses it to prove everything. He claims full awareness of economy, lifestyles, and culture despite the fact he's only 22. He is a close friend of DanSkunk even though he professes to have no intention of ever catching aids, as can be seen in the previous chatlog, he's playing a dangerous game. Additionally, his irrational anger issue very often leads to extreme and demonstrated bouts of violence.

[edit] Furry White Flag

• March 23, 2008

In response to the events of the last 24 hours, there's one REAL big thing I want to say that's worth special emphasis: We're not at war with #torfur.

The way that people have been conducting themselves in public recently in response to an administrative decision by the #torfur ops is completely inappropriate and unrepresentative of this channel, reflecting badly on its population as a whole. I don't condone it. It stops here.

My personal thoughts on the incident that provoked this most recent flare-up are beyond the scope of this message, but I acknowledge the right of #torfur's staff to assess bans as they see fit, conducive to what they see as the preservation of conversation in the channel. Both them and us, I should point out, have the same intention: to provide a place for people in Toronto and beyond to converse freely and without drama. We should acknowledge they have the privilege to do it. Of course, whether you think it was the right decision, you're free to hold an opinion and always will be.

That being said, #toronto-furry is not going to: - retaliate against #torfur - assume any official stance/position on this matter - intervene with other channels/IRCops - promote the parties involved as "martyrs" - encourage any sort of "it's us against them" sentiment.

... and anything similar that hasn't been listed here. It's not in the spirit of our channel. Anyone who attempts to incite any of the above will be banned.

For those who have witnessed the events of the past 24 hours and sat incredulously at their computer screens wondering what the heck happened to incite this, I want to offer my apologies; these events are a legacy of some bad history in our community that continues to rear its ugly head. When said bad blood gets dragged into a public forum, we all lose.

Finally, I welcome any constructive feedback on what sort of steps we can take going forward; simply zap me an e-mail at scani \\at// forterosso \\dot// com (replace with appropriate punctuation), or talk to me on IRC whenever I'm around.

Yours sincerely, Scani The gryph with the ~, #toronto-furry

[edit] Great Quotes From the Channel

• (3:57:28 PM) ***rionnipal thinks "hey dan, aren't you still banned from furnet?
  

(3:57:34 PM) DanSkunk: NO.
(3:58:15 PM) rionnipal: Really?
(3:58:19 PM) DanSkunk: I've got a baseball bat ready for the one that got me banned.
(3:58:25 PM) DanSkunk: *slam*
(3:58:39 PM) DanSkunk: wow...
(4:09:19 PM) DanSkunk: I need some Coke.
(4:09:57 PM) rionnipal: judging by your actions you don't need anymore coke

• [20:03] <+Manx> Aw, well what are you doing in here in IRC making fun of us, isnt that called trolling
  

[20:04] <+`Starlaughter`> Exactly, Manx. I also think it's worth mentioning that posting logs from IRC without the permission from everyone in the logs is illegal.

• [00:01] <Mad_Ferret> I wish I had a boyfriend *sniff*
  

[00:03] <@D_Bandit> where are you located, M_F?
[00:07] <Mad_Ferret> D_Bandit: Maple
[00:17] <@D_Bandit> where is Maple in relation to Toronto?
[00:21] <@D_Bandit> hello???

• [14:54] <Craven> that ED page is never going to be flattering

• [13:59] <Genexi2> Someone explain to me the whole link-up with aspergers and furry <.<

[13:59] <rionnipal> oh, assburgers and furfags go together like black people and welfare [14:44] <AshleyAshes> <rionnipal> oh, assburgers and furfags go together like black people and welfare <--- Or furries and welfare.

• [14:14] Craven: Do I mouth about torfur? no. do I care about what goes on there? no. am I going to take the time of day to troll them? no.

• [14:34] <DanSkunk> Just don't pay attention to those immatuer ideots. their just trying to make us mad

• [14:35] <AshleyAshes> Glad I'm a frigid attention whore. :)

• [21:53] <D_Bandit> rionnipal - are you in here to dig up more dirt to add to the Encyclopedia Dramatica page? HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

[21:54] <rionnipal> yes
[21:54] <rionnipal> yes i am
[21:54] <rionnipal> move along
[21:54] <rionnipal> nothing to see here folks
[21:54] <rionnipal> <.<
[21:54] <rionnipal: >.>

• (12:09:26 AM) rionnipal: having broken ankles would suck
  

(12:10:57 AM) DanSkunk: Yeah, it would be hard to walk.
(12:11:19 AM) DanSkunk: Is your apartment wheelchair accessible, Rion?
(12:11:34 AM) rionnipal: rofl no
(12:11:46 AM) Solanth: See, this is why you pick a species with wings.
(12:12:10 AM) rionnipal: this is why when i RP, i RP in a world were noone's cripple
(12:12:20 AM) Solanth: Now I get to point and laugh at you all because you're completely reliant of feet.
(12:12:49 AM) rionnipal: it's a fantasy world. i could fly if I wanted to
(12:12:51 AM) ***rionnipal flies
(12:13:15 AM) DanSkunk: Pick a species with wings. get an apartment on top of a mountain, then break a wing and then what do you do?
(12:13:49 AM) Solanth: Die honorably, of course!
(12:14:13 AM) DanSkunk: ha ha.
(12:14:21 AM) DanSkunk: yeah. Let's not do the dieing thing.
(12:14:23 AM) DanSkunk: Thats' not good
(12:14:40 AM) Solanth: I'd rather die than live without wings. :P

• (12:25:59 AM) Citronne: Ew. Cocks.
  

(12:26:18 AM) Solanth: Cocks? where?
(12:26:53 AM) rionnipal: cocks? in MY fandom?
(12:28:28 AM) Citronne: It's more likely than you think, rionnipal.

• (12:54:30 AM) Citronne: Rape is bad. Seriously. :(
  

(12:54:35 AM) Peacimowen: always
(12:54:37 AM) Citronne: So don't do it, kids.
(11:54:59 PM) rionnipal: rape is rad
(11:55:02 PM) rionnipal: ^^
(11:55:05 PM) AshleyAshes: Cause it's neat how in male-male situations in manga and comics, it can be nonconsentual and everyone's like "HOT!"
(11:55:26 PM) AshleyAshes: In yaoi, no only means no, the FIRST THREE TIMES!

• <+RingtailedFox> well, every fur i meet in real life is sex-obsessed like that
  

<@DanSkunk> Ringy, not that I met.
<+RingtailedFox> i don't just sleep with someone on the first time we meet. i'd rather get to know someone for a while first
<+RingtailedFox> not to mention, i'm cautious about catching something like, oh..i dunno... AIDS.
<@DanSkunk> Well... I don't think he was talking about sex.
<@DanSkunk> I thought it was just to have a friend to talk about furry stuff with.
<+RingtailedFox> yeah, but my parents want any reason at all to kick me out on th estreet, and they consider going to th emall with friends as a date.
<Polonium-210> DanSkunk: I'm a Brit, moving to Canada next year. Mall-culture is so queer to me :)
<+RingtailedFox> polonium: i weep for you.
<+RingtailedFox> you were better off on your side of the pond.
<+RingtailedFox> the country's gone to shit
D`Nae|Werk blinks.
<D`Nae|Werk> Since when?
<+RingtailedFox> since 1988
<+RingtailedFox> brian mulroney (PC) sold us out to the americans with NAFTA
<+RingtailedFox> the fisheries collapsed (1993), ontario's economy collapsed (1996), quebec's collapsed (1998)...
<@DanSkunk> Going to the mall with friends isn't a date. :s
<@DanSkunk> Ringy, you're parents go around having sex with everyone they meet?
<Polonium-210> You joking? I'm choosing to move there.
D`Nae|Werk blinks. "It looks like it's still standing, far as I know."
<+RingtailedFox> no
<+RingtailedFox> but they're ultra-racist ultra-christians
<@DanSkunk> So, why do they thing you do that?
<+RingtailedFox> becuase they hate me and they're hypocrites. they accuse my sister of the same thing
<EmberTheWanderinFox> Canada is demonstratively one of the best places to live in the world.
<D`Nae|Werk> Agreed.
<+RingtailedFox> doesn't matter that they get their asses kicked by me and her boyfriend on a daily basis.
<+RingtailedFox> yeah, but it's nowhere near what it used to be
<Polonium-210> The economy's good, you've got lots of space, you're sitting on oil... Vancouver is the 3rd nicest city to live in in the world, for a fact.
<@DanSkunk> Shit... Just have sex with your sister in their bed and let them catch you. That'll teach them! :P
<D`Nae|Werk> O_o
<+RingtailedFox> ewwwwww
<EmberTheWanderinFox> Ringtailed, you sound young... how would you know?
<+RingtailedFox> dan... no.
<D`Nae|Werk> That's not appropriate.
<+RingtailedFox> i'm a history buff
<+RingtailedFox> 22, but i always do my research
<@DanSkunk> No... I suppose not.
D`Nae|Werk blinks. "History is written by the winners."
<+RingtailedFox> i don't use one source

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