BitTorrent

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Typical bittorrent user.

Bittorrent logo. See what they did there? Those curly lines represent a torrent of something, supposedly bit (or beat)

1 Overview
2 Drama
3 How do i did torrents?
4 See Also

[edit] Overview

Bittorrent is teh bestest way to transfer porn over tubes evar. It accounts for at least ~~80%~~ 100% of porn transfers. Al Gore would be proud. It will raep your internet connection so good your ISP will probably cock block you.

It was created by Bram Cohen so that he could get his loli extremely fast and already chopped in pieces. Yummy!

[edit] Drama

Anybody smart enough to get out of the http and ftp league will, with any luck, make bittorrent his preferred way of attaining pr0n. Luckily, it doesn't take much brain, and due to frequent copyright crackdowns bittorrent is a drama generator like no other (except for MySpace, of course). If it gets shut down the world would witness a drama explosion of such epic magnitude and proportion that Chernobyl would look like a urinal cake in comparison.

[edit] How do i did torrents?

You will need a client and a tracker to get your warez.

A list of decent bittorrent clients

µTorrent - what all the kewl kids use.
Azureus - just above the decency threshold to get on the list. Main advantage is that it's cross-platform. Will get pwned once µTorrent developers add support for challenged operating systems.
ABC Torrent - Yet another bittorrent client.
rtorrent - The best torrent client for Linux (command-line).
~~BitTornado~~ ~~BitComet~~ that's it forks.
Demonoid - ~~Deimos is dead.~~ Its back, but nobody cares.
Transmission - The best torrent client for OSX, with a minimized footprint.

A tracker will serve your IP to random people who want to fap to the same porn that you do so be careful, Mike Sandy can get a hold of your IP (If he managed to get his head out of his goatse anus, that is). Trackers come in two flavors: public and private. Key difference is who's going to give it to you: If you use public trackers you will get in jail where Bubba will give you extreme rape for your ghastly crimes against welfare of multi-billionaire "artists" like Snoop Dogg.

If you use private trackers you're going to get it from nazi ego-maniac moderators.