Totally Spies
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Masturbation fodder for the adolescent.
Not to mention, they are the worst spies ever. Always getting caught. Charlie's Angels > Totally Spies.
I need a tissue after all that rape subtext.
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[edit] Plot
A secret spy organization named POOP is run by a knickers-stealing old Limey who allocates important missions to a trio of airheaded teenage cunts who can't even go into the field unless all of their gear looks girly and matches their outfits. Once actually in the field, they could be counted on to cock everything up and get captured by whatever downs-addled wanker they were trying to stop from using hair spray to take over the world. Cut to five minutes of the girls tied up while fully clothed so the target audience can masturbate and cry.
[edit] Cast
[edit] These three girls
Their names might not all start with the same letter, but that's not really important. What is important is that they were all incredibly shallow characters stuffed to the gills with not just every anime cliche out there, but also every non-anime cliche there was room for. Basically, someone took the Powerpuff Girls, gave them realistic enough bodies, and replaced the tomboyish dyke with a spoiled bitch. Also, they made Bubbles a mulatto.
[edit] Criticisms
A lot of people have claimed the animation is just a bad ripoff of anime. But there's a difference... The animation is better then anime because it features human beings that actually look like human beings. Anon has also discovered that Totally Spies, despite popular belief, does not cater to a certain irregular fetish per episode. The writers of Totally Spies just pick subjects that happen to do with fetishes.
The show is also constantly mistaken as being an American show, when it's actually from antisemitic socialist France.
[edit] External Links
- The Best Episode EVAR!
- Forums. Plz flame.
- Macrophilia in MY slutty teenage spy cartoon?! It's more likely than you think
