Totally Spies
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Masturbation fodder for the adolescent. The show quickly became Rule 34ed after it's premiere.
Not to mention, they are the worst spies ever. Always getting caught. Charlie's Angels > Totally Spies.
I need a tissue after all that rape subtext.
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Plot
A secret spy organization named POOP is run by a knickers-stealing old Limey who allocates important missions to a trio of airheaded teenage cunts who can't even go into the field unless all of their gear looks girly and matches their outfits. Once actually in the field, they could be counted on to cock everything up and get captured by whatever downs-addled wanker they were trying to stop from using hair spray to take over the world. Cut to five minutes of the girls tied up while fully clothed so the target audience can masturbate and cry.
Cast
These three girls
Their names might not all start with the same letter, but that's not really important. What is important is that they were all incredibly shallow characters stuffed to the gills with not just every anime cliche out there, but also every non-anime cliche there was room for. Basically, someone took the Powerpuff Girls, gave them realistic enough bodies, and replaced the tomboyish dyke with a spoiled bitch. Also, they made Bubbles a mulatto.
The Limey
He's your average, everyday Britfag pedophile with a bunch of technological crap. Everyone, even the spies themselves, admit that he's "so lame!" and a pedo.
The Bully
A typical girl bully who's basically the equavialent of Gary Oak.
Criticisms
A lot of people have claimed the animation is just a bad ripoff of anime. But there's a difference... The animation is better then anime because it features human beings that actually look like human beings. Anon has also discovered that Totally Spies, despite popular belief, does not cater to a certain irregular fetish per episode. The writers of Totally Spies just pick subjects that happen to do with fetishes.
The show is also constantly mistaken as being an American show, when it's actually from antisemitic socialist France.
The most common complaint about this show is that it is essentially masturbation fodder for people who are afraid of nudity. Every fetish imaginable makes a glorious appearance in this show, so long as that fetish does not require nudity. From vore to furry to age play to feet, everything someone could masturbate to that the censors wouldn't notice saddled onto this show and took it for a wild ride. And the bondage. Oh, the bondage! If ever you've wanted to see a fully-clothed teenager tied up and soaked in their own failure, then this is the show for you.
Or, rather, was the show for you. Thankfully, the show has been mercifully canceled, and is already well into its journey towards obscurity.
What race is Alex anyway? She looks like a Gypsy more than anything. You fans still can't get over the show, like Sam and Mandy are lovers, and Clover is a fake blonde. Britney isn't on more than 3 episodes, but many of the fans are in love with her. Sheesh, Totally Spies is soooooo 2001.
External Links
- The Best Episode EVAR!
- Forums. Plz flame.
- Macrophilia in MY slutty teenage spy cartoon?! It's more likely than you think
