Tourette's Guy

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I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song, not that Sting piece of shit.

Tourette's Guy is a website devoted to the antics of an alleged Tourette's syndrome sufferer named Danny. It mostly consists of him getting drunk and swearing at everything.

[edit] Biography of Danny

Danny was born at least 100 years ago in North Dakota. He was forced to move because his wife was fucking everybody in Bismark. Also, because her home-made Spaghetti did not taste as he would prefer.

He has reportedly lived in New Jersey but all of the blacks and long-legged pissed off Puerto Ricans pwned his ass right back out. Apparently around that time he developed Tourettes and now resides on teh internets. Danny is a fluent speaker of idiot and mexican. He has one son who is a retard and sounds like a pussy when he talks on camera. Danny also hates actor Rick Moranis, possibly because he was one of the children Moranis molested on the set of Honey I Shrunk the Kids behind the scenes.

[edit] Known Facts About Danny

• Can freely change the Month, simply by yelling 'PISS'.
• Has two ex-wives, one which still visits him to make his breakfast and bitch about her Mother.
• His latest ex-wife is actually Rosie O'Donnell, but his son knows her secret.
• Owns a Toolbox full of Forks which he keeps in the kitchen.
• From experience, he has determined the difference between Shitting & Pissing out a Bathroom window.
• Has a liver disorder, which prevents him from eating foods with a high Salt content.
• Once massaged Heads & Shoulders Shampoo into his eyes for teh lulz.

[edit] The Videos

[edit] Public Reaction

Wikipedia currently refuses to create an article on Danny. There are currently at least 100 YTMND pages about Danny which now currently classifies him as unfunny. Nevertheless, Danny is still a YTMND fan.

[edit] Death

It was announced on the Tourette's Guy website that Danny the Tourette's Guy was PWNED in a car crash (the other car was driven by a lulzless Wiki editor who constantly baleeted his page, so the status quo is resumed).

His last words were "FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS"

By the gates of heaven, he was quoted by St. Peter as saying, "SHIT!"

[edit] Favorite Songs

• "I'll be Missin You" - Puff Daddy
• "Break my stride" - Matthew Wilder
• "Tarzan Boy" - Baltimora
• "Styx" - Renegade master
• "Spanish Flea" - Herb Alpert

[edit] Favorite TV Shows & Movies

• The Lion King
• Jeopardy
• Alf
• Scooby Doo
• Star Wars
• Star Trek
• Full House
• Mighty Ducks
• Magnum PI

[edit] Tourette's Guy Phrases

• Sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit!
• You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a 2-hour SHIT for all I care!
• You're 93 years old and you don't know what ALF is?!
• FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
• BOB SAGET!
• My ass could write a better song than these guys, with one cheek tied behind my balls!
• You look like 200 pounds of BIRD SHIT!!!
• I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song, not that Sting piece of SHIT!
• I don't give a dead moose's last SHIT!
• Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a SHIT!
• FUCK SALT!
• That's not mickey mouse that's just TIT DIRT!
• You can't do SHIT without your BALLS!
• PISSING out the window and shitting out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!!
• Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat and hid my keys?
• BITCH! I love you.
• Last time I gave a shit, I got FUCKED!!
• BUTTFUCK!
• Go count your DICK!
• SUCK MY DICK! OR COCK!
• SHIT!!!
• I have freedom of speech. And if they don't like it, they can go FUCKING FUCK THEIR FUCKING SELF!
• I don't give a shit Shit SHIT!!!
• RONALD MCGODDAMN DONALD
• Calm down. Calm down. Don't get a big DICK!
• Fuck you, Head and Shoulders!
• What the hell do you mean a 'Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert'?!
• I have to live in this hell hole! All you ever do is stay at home and play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time!
• AW SHIT!
• Don't talk shit about total!
• You can't do SHIT without your BALLS!
• DAMMIT THESE FISH STICKS ARE HARD AS TITS!!!

[edit] Links

• Official Tourette's Guy Website LOL EXPIRED BACK WHERES YOUR GOD NOW!?
• Tourettes Guy Soundboard
• A Tourette's Guy YTMND