Towelie

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Towelie is a little blue towel that has a role in South Park, he smokes weed and sits on his arse all day. Towelies main catchphrase is "Wanna get high?" and "Don't forget to bring a towel". One of the gayest cartoon characters ever he is eternally funny to 13 year old boys.

He was deliberately made to look shit and be two-dimensional, because the lazy furries at southpark studios ran out of money in development because they upgraded their supply in goatse.

Towelies main friends are Stan, Kyle and Cartman. See also Shit nobody cares about. You can also buy shitty Towelie products at the price of eternal sex slavery.

Towelie is age 17 in towel-years.

[edit] Typical Towelie Conversation

Towelie: "Don't forget to bring a towel!"

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Towelie: "You wanna get high?" --

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Towelie: "Oh man..."

Stan: "What?"

Towelie: "I'm so high right now, I have no idea what's going on."

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Cartman: "You just have no long-term memory because you get high all the time!"

Towelie: "Don't preach to me fatso!"

Cartman: "I can preach to you all I want 'cause you're stupid!"

Towelie: "You're stupid!"

Cartman: "Yeah, you're a towel!"

Towelie: "You're a towel!"

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Towelie: "Just let me get high, I know I can remember if I get high."

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Cartman: "You're the worst character ever Towelie."

Towelie: "I know."

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[edit] See also.

User:Towelie

South Park