White trash
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
White trash is the closest analog for white people to the word nigger. It refers to a prevalant American lifestyle choice originally found in trailer parks, but is now spreading like AIDS. Where meth and NASCAR meet, white trash come to worship. White trash are always white, and are one step down, socially, from rednecks. White trash, as a disadvantaged socio-economic sub-class, are also often recipients of welfare. Ironically, one of their most common complaints is that black people mooch off of the system. A common myth is that white trash are localized in the southeast American states. If you took your leftard ass more than ten minutes outside of any city, you'd see the proliferation of pickup trucks, Dale Earnhart tribute stickers and permanent garage sales which is indicative of infestation.
Common hobbies include swilling cheap beer, listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd or Ted Nugent, doing donuts at the local circle K in their '86 Camaro, beating their wives and fucking their kids. The average white trash life span ranges anywhere from 3 (if they manage to survive coke binges) to 50 (if they've made it this long, it's because of the good treatment they've received in prison).
No one can trace where white trash exactly spawned from, although experts guess that they devolved from either Scotland or Ireland. While this is not yet proven, they share similar qualities, such as: lying, excessive drinking, woman beating, a general sense of false entitlement (even though for years they have not obtained legal, meaningful employment or accomplished anything, at all, ever.) The only known white trash repellent known to man is work.
You, Your mom, and Sarah Palin are white trash.
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How to look like white trash
Instructions for women
- Cultivate a femullet
- Lipstick - the more, the better, and fun colors are fun.
- Smoke - the more cigarettes smoked at once, the better.
- Tight Mickey Mouse shirt showing sagging breasts and large stomach.
- Shirt is also accidentally turned inside out, showing clothes tag.
- No apparent sign of pants or shorts other than underwear and you're outside.
- Cowboy boots for that extra touch.
- Dazed facial expression, preferably one that shows how "real" you are.
- Take pictures of your ugly fat ass self and put them all over your MySpace, which is also covered in pictures of Mickey Mouse
- Get a large 'tramp stamp' tattoo across the fat folds of your lower back.
- Have your 5 year old child constantly rub your fat rolls and/or suck your nipples.
- Sweat pants.
Instructions for men
- Grow a mullet.
- Wear beer-stained wifebeaters, or for the youth, an Eminem shirt from 1999 and denim shorts and Tims - (nothing looks better than denim shorts with work boots).
- Get a handlebar mustache and/or mutton chops.
- Watch NASCAR, Motocross, and Monstertruck Rallies.
- Live in a trailer.
- Eat Hot Pockets
- Enjoy ICP. See Juggalos and Juggalettes.
- Do meth until you have as many teeth as a Jack-o-lantern.
- Triple-stripe socks pulled up to the knee.
- Cut-off jean-shorts.
Typical "White Trash"
Notice the ugly blonde girl with the beer in the middle of all of the fucking drunk white trash with beers.(How could you not fucking notice her Don't worry if you don't notice her. They all look like ugly men)
Using White Trash In Conversation
- The Trail Online
- "You can wait for the man of your dreams to ride up on a white horse (or in a Camaro if you are white trash) and marry you. But in the end, that basically amounts to celibacy."
- Britney Scores
- "I came from her neck of the woods and, no, he wouldn't be considered a catch there, either, unless you are white trash looking for white trash.
- Topix.net
- "If ya can't spell white Trash, you are white trash."
- The White Trash Test
- "Do you think you are white trash? Its not all about the trailer parks and gun racks! Its a lifestyle, not a choice!"
- Would you like fries with that?
- "You make up these irrational 'rules' of service as an excuse to screw people out of their salary. THAT is why you are white trash. That and because you apprarantly are using ranch and tartar sauce as KY."
- Marriage Violence
- "Low class uneducated morons is what this amounts to. I don't care what you see, hear, witness, support. .....grow up, stop getting pregnant(control yourself) and stop supporting abuse, stop making excuses for your white trash:skinheads and moron friends, relatives etc., if you continue to ignore what you see/witness and don't get it stopped you are white trash uneducated pieces of garabage getting what you deserve. GROW UP, GET SMART, GET EDUCATED! We do not need more idiots in our country. Thank you." - Some butthurt fag.
LJ Drama Meets White Trash
When beholdalady (believe me, there is nothing lady-like about her) was featured in an LJ Drama post under the title, NATIONAL HEIFER, she became enraged and has since continually harassed and blamed Andrew for Scarlet's mischievous behaviour.
She is a fat dyke, and quite obviously the epitome of white trash.
Gallery
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 "Git the hail offin mah lawn!" |
Britney's hubby demonstates his white trash abilities -- drinkin', smokin' and butt scratchin'. |
 A typical juvenile white trash male, trying to be sexy |
 white trash teen with his new white trash hairstyle |
 White Trash, inbred Limey catamite variant |
 NATIONAL HEIFER PRINCESSES HUG IN WHITE TRASH CENTRAL |
 Typical emofied white trash. White trash, nonetheless. |
 emofied white trash asking for it |
 weeaboo white trash |
 getinnaked in the woods |
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