Tranquility Bay
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Tranquillity Bay is a Jamaican torture facility established as a concentration camp for disobedient children.
Tranquillity Bay advertises itself on the internets as a facility which will counsel unruly children for the low low price of USD $40,000 a year. Parents are fooled into sending their child to this death camp by this website which makes the place look like a paradise where their children will be pampered and restored to full emotional health. Instead the child enjoys such pleasures as corporal punishment and starvation in a filthy disease infested hell hole.
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[edit] Punishment
There are five levels of punishment in Tranquillity Bay.
1. “Restraining” A group of guys will sit on you and pull back your limbs causing you to scream and pass out.
2. You must write a 3,000 word essay which causes your fingers to bruise and your hand to go numb.
3. “Observation Placement” You must lie on a cement floor drenched in shit and piss for 3 days unless you move, then it’s longer. You must also do 5000 jumping jacks, 3000 crunches and 200 push ups three times per day and if you fail to complete this you will be “Restrained”.
4. “Observation Placement” for 1 month.
5. “Observation Placement” for 2 months.
[edit] Medical Treatment
If there is anything medically wrong with you there is no treatment and if you complain you are “Restrained”.
If you so much as crack your knuckles, you are punished for "self-harm" by being placed in solitary confinement in a brightly lit room (24/7) for 30 days and many children have killed themselves soon after being subjected to this. Who'd have thought torturing someone who is suicidal would make them commit suicide?
[edit] Conclusion
Send your child to Tranquillity Bay.
