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Trolling IRL
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Trolling IRL, is, well, trolling IRL. It is harder than OL trolling because you might actually get your ass kicked, get raped, or otherwise assaulted.
[edit] List of Professional Old-Media and IRL Trolls
- Adolf Hitler
- Aliza Shvarts
- Al Capp[1]
- Al Qaeda
- Andrew Meyer
- Andy Kaufman
- Andy Milonakis
- Ann Coulter
- Ari Shaffir
- Barry Humphries
- Beastie Boys
- Biff Saxon
- Bill Maas
- Bill O'Reilly
- Borat
- Carly Fiorina
- Chaser Team, The
- Chris Morris
- Cindy Sheehan
- Discordians
- Dom Joly
- The Drew Family
- Faux News
- Fred Phelps
- Geert Wilders
- GG Allin
- Glenn Beck
- Greenpeace
- God
- Hamas
- Hezbollah
- Howard Stern
- Hugo Chavez
- Hurricane Katrina
- Israel
- Jack Thompson
- Janet Reno
- Jeremy Beadle
- K Foundation [2]
- Jesus
- Johnny Knoxville
- Jonathan Swift
- Karl Marx
- Kim Jong II
- Marcel Duchamp
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- Mel Gibson
- Merle Haggard
- Michael Moore
- NOAA
- Noam Chomsky
- North Korea
- NRA
- OJ Simpson
- Opie and Anthony
- Orson Welles
- Osama bin Laden
- Patrick Knight
- Perverted-Justice
- Petey Greene [3]
- Prussian Blue
- Tele-marketers/Phone Trollers
- PETA
- Richard Dawkins
- Robert Mugabe
- Robin Williams
- Sal & Richard [4]
- Socrates
- Stanley Kubrick
- Stephen Colbert
- Steve Irwin
- Strippers
- Sunshine Megatron
- Victor Lewis-Smith
- Victoria Alexander
- W
- Will The Pope
[edit] List of Ways to Troll IRL
- Have a whites-only bathroom
- Cut a giant swastika into a cornfield
- Tape a fake bomb to your shirt. Wear it to the airport.
- Find a tree. Call it "The white tree".
- Go to some place with public computers (library, school, etc.) and set the homepage for all of them to last measure.
- Kidnap a family's dog, kill it, and send its head back... giftwrapped!
- Wear Ipod headphones attached to a shitty MP3 player and walk into the ghetto.
- Get your retarded kid to say "sparkling wiggles" on camera. Get a job, sparkling wiggle!
- Killing your allies in a war.
- Place electronic signs featuring adult swim characters around Boston, and watch the city getting shut down due to a bomb scare.
- Put AIDS in the pool, then close it.
- Swim with deadly stingrays and dare them to sting you in the heart.
- Wear blackface.
- Give AIDS to your lover.
- File frivolous lawsuits.
- Happy slapping
- Join an anarchist black bloc
- Join a sex cult and give them AIDS
- Rearrange grocery items on the shelves
- Wear Klan robes
- Paste rape support group fliers on the doors of Catholic churches.
- Invoke Satan in discussions with street preachers.
- Urinate into a lemonade bottle and leave it in somebody's fridge. For extra fun, change the nutrition-box information.
- Take a crap on a paper towel and then put it in a soap dispenser.
- Columbine
- Look like this [5]
- Follow old people around with a boom box playing Vengaboys' "We Like to Party".
- Do WTC.
- Sing "Fuck The Police" while getting arrested.
- Sharking.
- Publish cartoons of Mohammed.
- Hold a holocaust cartoon contest.
- Claim that you found the corpse of Jesus [6].
- Dress up as Satan and go into a church [7].
- Open a restaurant named Hitler's Cross.
- Tell a Jew comedian he's UNFUNNY until he snaps.
- Kidnap Jew soldiers.
- Kill your wife and her lover, beat the murder rap in court, and write a book called "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened".
- Move a bookstore's entire stock of bibles into the fiction section.
- Force hundreds of prisoners to dance on camera for the amusment of Japanophiles.[8]
- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
- Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
- Make Butsecks With A Girl And Halfway Through, Pull Back Her Head By Her Hair And Whisper Into Her Ear, "I Have AIDS."
- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
- Go to Planned Parenthood and ask if they sell coathangers.
- Wake Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons up at 5 AM on Sunday to ask if they've considered atheism.
- Dance to music in your iPod at Deafness support groups.
- Sell nickel bags of oregano to fat emo kids (Profit!!!)
- Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
- Print out shock images and place them in places people can't reach.
- Go to a feminazi rally and hold up a sign that says, "Make me a sandwich."
- Killdozer.
- Claim the pope was euthanized: "Intensive care specialist Dr. Lina Pavanelli has concluded that the ailing Pope's April 2 death was caused by what the Catholic Church itself would consider euthanasia."
- Program a video game in order to specifically troll those who raped its prequel, then release details about it every weekday.
- Find a spot in a crowded parking lot and sit there with your white lights on for fifteen minutes. While eating a hot dog.
[edit] OL2IRL conversion
OL2IRL trolling is the process in which you start trolling someone IRL after an OL session. The primary reason for doing this is if you are banned from a person's journal or message board. There are many resources to aid in the conversion, including MySpace and Zabasearch.
