Trouser minnow

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Taking her name from a song by the band Rapeman, trouser_minnow is known for her extensive trolling of furries and attention whores with anorexia.

IRL she's Shelley, a sexy Southerner with a hot voice and big boobies.

She is known for breaking the mwells suicide drama. Apparently, mwells was jealous that she was talking to other guys on IRC and threatened to kill himself. He failed miserably (of course). He first tried to blow his brains out, but couldn't find bullets for his rifle, and then tried to OD on iron supplements, but that just made him sick.

She has also had several run-ins with LJ Abuse. Her former journal, killographic, was once suspended for using copyrighted user icons created by noted furry rose quoll. Shelley was out of town at the time of suspension, and therefore was not able to rectify the situation. This account was later re-instated.

Another of her journals, _internet, was suspended for "racism", a charge many refute to this day.

All in all, cocks.