Fundamentalist
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Fundamentalists ("fundies," "fgts") are the original haters. The average fundamentalist, whether Christian, Muslim, Lord of the Rings fanboy, Star Wars fanboy, goth fangirl, or furry, spends most of his or her time on the Internet engaged in flame wars with other fundamentalists over such shit as whether Jesus, Muhammad, or maybe even this dead furry fgt wanted YOU to kill all the Jews, Arabs, fags, etc.
True fundamentalists write slashfic based on favorite characters from their holy books.
There are fundamentalists in every religion:
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[edit] Christianity
- God Hates Fags
- Teens-4-Christ
- Purelily
- Carico
- John Hagee
- Baptist
- Rapture
- Preacher717
- DBoyWheeler
- FacelessMaster3003
- PilgrimJohn
- Ted Haggard
- Christianhillbilly
- VenomFangX
- Benny Hinn
- Republicans
- Conservatives
- Baptists
- Ann Coulter
- ReligiousFreedomWatch.com
- The Dugger family OMG they have like 18 chidrens!!!11
- Objectiveministries.com
- Andy Schlafly
- Jack Chick
- Xiao-Feng-Fury
- LoneWolf1984 Warning, contents maybe brain damaged.
Note: Christian fundamentalists are identifiable by their large, incestuous families. The husbands refer to their wives as "Mrs. [their surname]. Fundamentalist wives, assuming that they have not had their tongues cut out, usually refer to their husbands as "my Master.", and are seen as baby-machines, as these crazy-ass fundies say that birth control are wrong, omg!!!
[edit] Islam
[edit] Atheism
[edit] Internets
Remember: you can't spell "Fundamentalist" without "amen", "fun", "fund", "a", "mental" or "a list".
