Shit nobody cares about

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Abort, Retry, Fail?
Abort, Retry, Fail?
Looks like the bay has run dry
Looks like the bay has run dry
Barely a flicker!
Barely a flicker!
But I don't see any.........oh.
But I don't see any.........oh.

See also:Nobody Cares

These are the opinions of Nobody in particular. Because Nobody cares, no one likes you, and Nobody gives a shit. If that's not enough, Nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still Nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If Nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with teh anti-lulz.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, Nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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[edit] List of shit Nobody cares about

! to Anime Expert
Animorphs to Bisexuality
Bisexuals to ChibiQ/chatlogs
Chibi Faolan to Dantheman2funny
Danzxoxox to Eat
Eat attack to Fort Worth, TX
Fort longcat to Guru
Guru Meditation to In real life
In style to Karl Popper
Karl Rove to Lulicon
Lullabypit to Moveable Type
Movie to Oldfag
Oldfag Sage Collective to Pope Benedict XVI
Pope John-Paul II to Romantic
Romare Bearden to Skin head
Skinhead to Teamspeak
TechTV to Trump
Trumping to Wikibreak
Wikichan to

Srsly. Noone gives a fucking shit.

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[edit] Wikipedia Milestones

Wikipedia is filled with millions of articles on shit nobody cares about. To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realise that it's unfunny, also that nobody gives a fucking fuck.

[edit] External links

FILE HERE OK
FILE HERE OK
And don't forget it!
And don't forget it!
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