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Shit nobody cares about

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Abort, Retry, Fail?
Abort, Retry, Fail?
Barely a flicker!
Barely a flicker!
No One Cares Koala says, "No one cares."
No One Cares Koala says, "No one cares."

These are the opinions of nobody in particular. Because nobody cares, no one likes you, and nobody gives a shit. If that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with teh anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

Is also the name of a shitty blog. (That nobody cares about.)


Contents


List of shit nobody cares about

! to Alien space bats
Aliens to B/ day
B/ for Bandetta: Reloaded to Borrower
Borscht to Chick Tract
Chick Tracts to Cyberfluff
Cyberman to Domestic Violence
Domestic abuse to Essential memes
Essjay to Free user
Freebase to Gothic model
Gothreap to Hunter s thompson
Hur to IzzlePod
Izzlepod to Kineticlightning
King to Love
Love Hina to Mike Wright
Mike buchan to Ngr
Nguyen to POE
POE News to Post ending in
Post ending in (x) to Retsupurae
Returnofgod to Selfsufficience
Sell Out to SpectateSwamp
Speed to That fat guy standing next to the coffin
That fucking cat to Trekkies
Trendpedia to Want
Want the cock? to You're A Bird
You're a bird to

Srsly. Noone gives a fucking shit.

Gallery

Wikipedia Milestones

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about. To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realise that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

External Links

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And don't you forget it!
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