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Truthfags don't really care about 9/11. They're just socialist faggots who want an excuse to hate the government.
Definitely an inside job. You can see the cruise missile's smoke trail in the upper left corner.
Definitely an inside job. You can see the cruise missile's smoke trail in the upper left corner.
I couldn't sleep last night because the CIA's Black Helicopters kept circling my house.
I couldn't sleep last night because the CIA's Black Helicopters kept circling my house.
Truthfags in their natural habitat: obnoxious and pointless protests that allow them to revel in their social maladjustment like a dog rolling in its own shit
Truthfags in their natural habitat: obnoxious and pointless protests that allow them to revel in their social maladjustment like a dog rolling in its own shit

Truthers' are sanctimonious pricks who believe in absurd conspiracy theories blaming the US Government for 9/11 butthurt, when it is obvious that Jews were responsible for the attacks. While the truthers usually then counter that Jews control the government as well and therefore the government was responsible, this ignores the fact that in the end, it's still really the Jews that are the most proximate cause.

Many truthers also believe in bizarre theories in combination with their 9/11 theory, including one or more of the following:

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[edit] Summary

Truther beliefs amount to political fiction written by insecure faggots who want an excuse to hate authority, to feel superior to people who don't believe in their idiotic filth, and who probably fap to posters of Neo from the Matrix. The reason they fail hard is they expect their foolishness to be taken seriously, leading to a classic case of Unwarranted self importance. The most advanced sufferers of this delusion metaphorically have their head so far up their own ass they can see out their own mouth, accusing others of being stupid for not accepting their idiotic theories, and insisting that their fictional view of reality is correct.

Truther are several rungs below Scientologists, people who believe that gray aliens with big black eyes are being covered up by the government, and people who think they are/want to be vampires. Given their delusional beliefs, they are in very good company with the mentally retarded and the general population of /b/ (significant overlap between those groups amirite?).

This conspiracy theory has spawned a subculture on the internet, with the result that the viral idea that terrorism is fake and instead the us government is complicit in 9/11 has spread to infect the moron population of the internet (at least 70% at risk of infection, based on numbers I made up). This means it's important to let truthers know they are failures, to try to save them. Of course they're usually too stupid to save and would probably just find something else to believe in anyway, so it's probably not worth the time.

The truther mentality is similar to that of the mother of Ronald McNair, one of the astronauts killed in the Challenger disaster, who was convinced until the day she died that her son had survived the disaster and was alive on an island. This shows how the mind can embrace a lie to avoid acknowledging painful realities.

 
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Ronald is still alive. He's a good swimmer, a smart boy. He fell into that ocean and swam to an island somewhere. They'll find him someday.
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—Pearl Montgomery McNair, displaying the ability of the human mind to believe a lie when it is easier than confronting the truth

[edit] Background

The truther emerged from anger over the failure of the US Government to protect its buildings from AIPAC's Jew-skewing of foreign policy (namely, supporting Israfail), causing massive butthurt and setting the stage for the jew pwning of wtc. Because the truther couldn't accept that their government was incompetent, they decided it was instead complicit, and spent the next six years claiming that tiny puffs of smoke proved their dumb idea was actually what happened. Unlike Holocaust deniers, who are right, these guys are really just a bunch of jewlovers who refuse to accept the mainstream reality. Their ego tends to be the main fuel for their beliefs and often annoying advocacy on the internet and elsewhere.

Part of being a truther is the belief that you're so fantastically clever that you can figure out the massive world conspiracies that all the sheeple can't see. The idea that maybe the US government isn't competent enough to pull something like that off never seems to occur to these people, but then conspiracy theorists generally have a much higher opinion of their governments than is necessarily deserved.

Part of the reason truther arguments are so easily defeated is they focus on 9/11 itself without seeing it in a general context of terrorism. Therefore, they are easily flustered when asked, if 9/11 was an inside job, does that mean that Was Theo van Gogh,the Beslan School Massacre and the London bus bombings were inside jobs too.

So far in the test subjects examined (one but the investigation is ongoing) this just resulted in a string of abuse and a promise to "defend the truth when I feel like it" instead of any rational response to the reality that their conspiracy theory falls apart when you try to apply it to incidents other than 9/11; the Truther movement rests on the concept that there is no such thing as terrorism and that it is all a "wag the dog" style illusion. The reality of terror therefore kills their argument every time, which makes them angry, and hence the insults.

On the down side, this means they're never going to realize they're wrong and will probably go on believing in bullshit until they die, which wouldn't be so bad, but they spread their bullshit online and create more truther in the process when idiots believe them. However, on the up side, they are great trolling prospects, you don't even really have to try, just think rationally. They hate that.

[edit] The Ballad of 9/11 Truth

A typical truther.
A typical truther.

Nine-eleven was an inside job!

Orchestrated by the Cheney mob!

Nine-eleven was a special op!

Only justice gonna make 'em stop!

Building Seven was a smoking gun!

Now the neocons are on the run!

Nine-eleven was an inside job!

Orchestrated by the Cheney mob!

Nine-eleven was a special op!

Only justice gonna make 'em stop!

Usually all twenty people at a Truther march will be singing this.

[edit] Quotes

rainman is a typical truther believing in several conspiracy theories. He is a research subject for this article and more findings will be posted as they become available.

 
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ts well documented that fox news along with all other forms of media, are controled by the illuminati. they cause disaster, blame the nation thay want go to war with, get the american public behind them, and ingage in a war with the sole purpose to rob these places of their resorces and freedoms, then pass them off as terrorist planing mass distruction. iran will be next on their list of resources to conquor. first they'll create a threat that dosen't even exist, then scare the public into wanting something done about this threat, which will lead to another so called war on terror BKA the war on freedom. your one world government is comming. don't worry, communism will arrive soon. notice all the new bills slowly taking away our indivisual freedoms? lol.
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—rainman displaying his keen sense of politics and failure to master elementary school english

 
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send me some oil crisis links too so I can add it to the rest of the government engineered bullsh.it of yours that debunks the real truth because your propaganda said so. LOL. perhaps you can tell me some stories about unicorns and lepricons while your at it. and how you and the easter bunny ran a train on the tooth ferry. btw, hows your fox news treating you lol
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—rainman showing that he picked an appropriate nick

 
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kennedy and and 9/11 were inside jobs. not a conspiricy theory, but a fact. but if you wish to futher discuss this issue, feel free to PM me. I respect everyones views, but I also love a good ol debate
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—rainman showing a keen grasp of history

When truthfags are confronted with the stupidity of their beliefs, unable to respond as a sane person would with anything approaching reason, they ignore the indisputable fact that being insulted by a moron is not actually offensive to anyone with a brain and just try to insult you. This may be typical truthfag behavior. More research is needed.

Another interesting twist is the claiming of financial or business success to be proof of intellect and the correctness of truthfag beliefs. Of course, even if true, business success does not mean that one is intelligent or that one's beliefs are true. But it does shed an interesting light onto the truthfag mentality, that one can assume truth based on incorrect assumptions that make sense to the true believer.

 
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first, let me just thank you and your email pin pals for your support in my comedic abilitys. I really appreciate it. I would actually pursue a career in comedy if I wasen't already financially set. but since im already happy with the two companies I run, I feel theres no need to go back to the grind and pay more dues. but anyway, wheres that oil crisses link? ohwell who cares. maybe your ga.y email butt buddie can find one for you. as you can see, im no longer on the issue. I'am just gonna insult you now just because I feel like it. so with that said, your an idiot and your mother should be burnt alive for not swallowing you.

now go ahead and reply back with something lame about kook boxes, marshians, and g.ay cybersex. you seem to be fairly good at that.
 

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—rainman showing he respects everyone's views and loves a good debate

 
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oh, and you really must think I care about how many of your butt buddies and animal porn loving friends are seeing this. because thats the 2nd or 3rd time you said that. now why should I care? you can laugh and talk smack on the internet all you wish. this aint face to fact so it means nothing. keep your idioticy comming. I enjoy laughs but just don't reproduce. that could be a disaster on the world.
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—rainman obviously misunderstanding the significance of having an ed.com article about him

 
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I'am not the one acting like a certified moron with s.hit for brains, you are!!! so you go ahead and keep wondering how pathetic you sound. I can assure you that your doing a good job at it. so keep comming with your loony insults, and I'll keep shutting your little b.itch a.ss down every time. and save your travel fees. your stupidity could be a healf hazard.
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—rainman showing that morons think that everyone else is stupid, and they are the genius. Amazing.

 
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LOL. your just dieing for me to give you an explanation on those 10.000 terrorist attacks arent you? and for what? your already set in your belief and your not gonna change it. so once again, arguement equals failed. you eaula failure and your maturity equals that of a 12 year old. grow up, get some friends and go outside and play.
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—rainman, showing that when a truthfag is confronted with irrefutable proof that what they believe in is shit, they respond by ignoring the proof and flinging more insults.

 
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your just mad because I havent responded to your 10.000 terror attacks link you posted. you turned it to a flame fest that won't end until you shut the f.uck up. at this point, I could care less about your ferry tale opinion of me because I just simply look down at you, and spit on you.
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—rainman, showing how to lose an argument and still think you've won. If you're a moron

 
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LMAO!!! pretty funny. but pointless. not trying to feel superior, BUT compared to you, Im far more superior. people like you are a few dozen laughs at a time. so continue your research on how to make your blowup doll please you with the press of a button. maybe some day, you'll know what its like to have sex. and yes, another random insult holding more weight than anything you ever say.
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—rainman, denying that he uses his shit beliefs to feel superior to other people by . . . saying he actually does feel superior to other people

 
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I'll defend the truth when I feel like it
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—rainman, on his inability to back up his beliefs when confronted with proof he can't explain away with little puffs of dust on a videotape

 
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humiliating me in public? LOL this is a forum. I don't really giva s.hit about what people here think of me.

and thanks for taking time out of your life to write an artical about me. I was so flattered when I read the artical. keep them comming. heres more material: RLJ is g.ay, he has no friends, has no life, gets no p.ussy, your dads a pedophile, your mom is ok with it, your beliefs are moronic. better be glad this is over the net because if I were face to face with you, I would've beatin you to a bloody mess just for you being an idiot lol.
 

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—rainman, showing that he's the better man after all. And that when they can't respond to rational arguments as to why truthfag beliefs are stupid, truthfags (at least, this one that I am assuming is typical) threaten you and say your dad's a pedophile. Lol, not exactly how Cicero would handle that debate rebuttal, no?

 
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don't worry. I still find time to spread the truth and wake up the brain dead morons like you. this is just a small amount of my valuable time. and my maturity level is far more advanced then yours and you prove that by responding to my every insult. but don't worry, I won't abandon you. I'll keep giving you attention and book material just to keep you occupied because when you get board, I hear you like to molest children. ya sick f.uck I would kill you if I met you. I'll be waiting for your lame reply. see ya later f.aggot LOL.
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—rainman, showing that truthfags are willing to kill to defend their crap theories. After all the theory is so important that if anyone interferes with it by pointing out it is bullshit, they should die. This of course reflects the high maturity level of truthfags, as rainman aptly notes in this passage

[edit] Unbelievers

 
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You're all a bunch of w a c k j o b s! Were any of you on scene after the planes hit???? Stop believing what you read, especially from all these conspiracy theorists. I was there...Building 7 was turned into swiss cheese by flying debris and the building was engulfed in flames. Part of the planes/fuel exited the towers and hit other buildings and killed people on the ground and in other buildings. The fact that anyone thinks we attacked ourselves and killed over 3,000 people just to re-construct a building or start a war are w a c k a d o o s! We couldve sent a plane into a smaller building in a smaller city and still declared war on whomever due to a "terrorist attack" and kill 1/3 the amount of people. You're all sick, this country is dead because of all you anti-government, anti-war, anti-everything liberal scum.
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—Posted by SecondGenBlue on Mar 2, 2008 5:45 PM

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Yes -- of course the US government had the ability to plan and execute all of the intricate details of 9/11 perfectly; including coordinating everything with the Airports and airplanes, and were also able to place demolitions in both Towers as well as the Pentagon, while keeping everyone who worked on this project quiet. However, this same US government did not have the ability to plant any evidence of WMD's in any of the deserts or factories in Iraq. . .did Clinton try to do the same thing in 1993 when the WTC was attacked the first time?
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—Posted by sakes2 on Mar 2, 2008 5:57 PM

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Who engineered this plot? How many individuals were involved in carrying it out? And why hasn't even one of them blown the whistle? The Brits couldn't even keep Prince Harry's deployment secret for 6 mo. and you say the hundreds if not thousands who would have had to be involved in this kind of plot can keep a secret this big. Maybe everyone is being held at Area 51 with the alliens from Rosswell. You folks are really crazy and I mean crazy. As for the french. Some of them probably still believe that they liberated Paris all by themselves.
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—Posted by northstar on Mar 3, 2008 9:25 AM

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If you figure over the last decade or so, prior to 9/11, crews probably went into the WTC towers in the middle of the night, passed security, and began planting C4 in the walls from basement to roof. It also required fixing the sheetrock and plaster before morning, and trying not to be spotted by the cleaning crews. Then Bush & Cheney cut a deal with the airports to let the terrorists hijack the planes. Do it right before 9am so we don't kill "too many" people. Take down number 7 as well because it's an ugly building. It was real improtant that the planes hit the building in a spot where it won'tylook like demolition explosives were used. But it sounds like this intellectually superior actress, and a slew of other consipacy wizards couldn't be fooled. A bunch of little lieutenant Columbos for sure.
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—Posted by Moe Kullids on Mar 3, 2008 2:01 PM

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