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TubaDiva

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TubaDiva is a malodorous cunt of a moderator on the only website in the known universe to have shittier bandwidth than ImageFap: The Straight Dope Message Board. At least ImageFap is free. On the Straight Dope, you get to pay 15 bucks a year for endless timeouts!

The Straight Dope Message Board is a beautiful creature. For what 4chan is to absolute chaos, the Straight Dope is to hyper-fascist jackbooted moderation. No post escapes the dreaded gaze of TubaDiva. She's known for handing out banhammers if you look at her crosseyed and is such a drama queen whore she will ban you if her awkward pedo lesbian flirting goes unrequited.

Trolling Tubadiva is difficult. The Straight Dope Message Board is only online one hour a year, so the best bet is to send pictures of your filthy cock directly to her AOL address, which she posts like a badge of honor. LOL, AOL mongoloid.

TubaDiva making love in the same way she rules the Straight Dope message board...with an iron fist
TubaDiva making love in the same way she rules the Straight Dope message board...with an iron fist

[edit] Did you know?

  • TubaDiva is such a fucktard that she still maintains an AOL account? IM her for epic lulz.
  • The cartoon character Baby Huey was based on TubaDiva?
  • The Straight Dope Message Board is absolutely begging to be raided?
  • She acquired her hatred of humanity after working as a bus station gloryhole girl. Endless showering will never make her feel clean. Probably because daddy molested her. LOL, incest.


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