Two-Ton-Neko

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FAT ALERT

WARNING LEVEL : EXTREMELY FUCKING HIGH

Warning!:
This person is really a man!

Obviously, she just pasted the lion's head on a whole mass of faggotry.

Two-Ton-Neko, or "Chubeko Koneko" is a fat furry artist, and one of the most popular ones on DeviantART. "She" claims to be an 18 year-old girl, but it's pretty obvious that she is actually a 40 year-old man. Pretty much everyone in the fat furry fandom worships "her", and engage in retarded RPs all the time. "She" also has the biggest e-go going, and "her" character, Chubeko, is pretty much a fat ass Mary-Sue. Update: It has been confirmed by a RL encounter, that Chubeko Koneko, AKA Two-Ton-Neko is in fact male. Also that Zedrin is gay for him. Hard gay.

Art

Could it be...an ORIGINAL CHARACTER!?

TTN's gallery mainly consists of either pictures of fat furries and a single breast-expansion of an underage anime girl, Mimi. She's drawn every female furry such as Carmelita from Sly Cooper and Krystal from Star Fox. Note how she doesn't draw nipples or other signs of penetration, making her art absolutely impossible to fap to, as most of society is unable to imagine what it is like to fap to something without visible nudity. Despite that, people seem to love her shit anyways, and some have even attempted to "draw in her style". This being said she takes her style very seriously; an easy way to milk this lolcow is to accuse her pictures of not being realistically fat.

New Stuff: A fan decides to defend her online.

You see guys, all of Two-Ton-Neko's fans are open minded and ready for reasonable debate.

Raid

A few months ago, Anonymous attempted to recruit /b/ to raid against TTN. This mainly consisted of spamming her DA page and her retarded forums. However, reviews show that only a few /b/ members were interested. Unfortunately, all of the forum posts that were sent were deleted and a majority of the DA spam as well. All made posts of which was obviously from the Anonymous recruiter who was upset from the lack of support.

Infiltration of her forum

Currently, a member of the secret lulz squad has joined their forum, and is single handily attacking DBZ and Kingdom Hearts fans with his relatively sharp-wit. This member is currently hiding out as a Slowpoke, because, and I quote "I just feel like it". ~~Supporting anon are asked to join and attack her followers, but do not draw attention to the spy in their midsts, he likes to keep his position.~~ OLD NEWS

As a result with said infiltration, TTN had to close down the forum on February 28th of 2008 because she "can't stand being a host to arguments and senseless bickering."Along with that, she forgot to give on of the mods the power to delete post. Nice going TTN.

“	It seems the only way to fix the problems on this forum between users is to just close the forums for good. I can't stand being a host to arguments and senseless bickering. Don't point the finger because everyone who was involved is at fault. They are at fault and I am at fault. If everyone who wants to be there can't get along with eachother than the purpose of this forum is a failure. I'm keeping this up for a while until I make the changes to stop posting entirely but still make viewing available. I apologize to those who just started and those who really liked this place, but I cannot go on. This is the best thing for this forum and I wish to be able to chat with you all again however elsewhere on the world wide web.	„
—-Chubeko Koneko (AKA Two-Ton-Neko

Surprisingly, the same mod (Who shall be coded as Gendo) on the forum actually embraced the Slowpoke's attempts to change the forum from shit to gold. Gendo was also the one responsible for telling everyone on there to STFU about the Slowpoke.

Relationships

Apparently, TTN HAD a mate, but not for very long at all! The poor sap thought he was in love, but only found out that he was high and drunk at the same time and ended up leaving the bitch after a rough estimate of 2 months, maybe less. Also, TTN seems to be very fond of an emo piece of shit that can't go a day about bitching bout how bad his life is, Mickthekitsune[1], and even tried to hook up with him when TTN was trying to being mates with someone else at the same time, so that also makes TTN a whore! Yeah guys, you heard right! TTN is a WHORE! If TTN RPs with you, don't feel special you furfags, cause she does it with several others! She's like Britney Spears; you name something, she has done it. (This all comes from people that KNOW Chubeko but whose names will not be mentioned for their sake.)

Contact

TTN's e-mail address is two_ton_neko@hotmail.com, which is presumably her MSN Messenger address as well.

Gallery

THE HORROR.	I dare someone to use this as their wallpaper.	...what is wrong with that thing's ass?	30 seconds later she keels over of a heart attack and kills her ugly boyfriend.
Seriously! A girl would not draw something like this! He is definitely an old man who can't get any!	Getta outta here! Anyone with half a brain knows that Two-Ton-Neko draws manga like CRAZY!