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Two-Ton-Neko

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FAT ALERT

WARNING LEVEL : EXTREMELY FUCKING HIGH

Obviously, she just pasted the lion's head on a whole mass of faggotry.

Two-Ton-Neko, or "Chubeko Koneko" is a fat furry artist, and one of the most popular ones on DevianTART. 'She' claims to be an 18 year-old girl, but it's pretty obvious that she is actually a 40 year-old man. Pretty much everyone in the fat furry fandom worships 'her,' and engage in retarded RPs all the time. 'She' also has the biggest e-go going, and 'her' character, Chubeko, is pretty much a fatass Mary-Sue.

1 Art
2 Raid
3 Mandatory Fresh Prince Song
4 Infiltration of her forum
5 Contact
6 Gallery
7 See also
8 External Links

[edit] Art

Could it be...an ORIGINAL CHARACTER!?

TTN's gallery mainly consists of either pictures of fat furries and a single breast-expansion of an underage anime girl, Mimi. She's drawn every female furry such as Carmelita from Sly Cooper and Krystal from Star Fox. Note how she doesn't draw nipples or other signs of penetration, making her art absolutely impossible to fap to, as most of society is unable to imagine what it is like to fap to something without visible nudity. Despite that, people seem to love her shit anyways, and some have even attempted to "draw in her style". This being said she takes her style very seriously; an easy way to milk this lolcow is to accuse her pictures of not being realistically fat.

So basically, thanks to TTN, we have to put up with shit like this.

New Stuff: A fan decides to defend her online.

You see guys, all of Two-Ton-Neko's fans are open minded and ready for reasonable debate.

[edit] Raid

A few months ago, Anonymous attempted to recruit /b/ to raid against TTN. This mainly consisted of spamming her DA page and her retarded forums. However, reviews show that only a few /b/ members were interested. Unfortunately, all of the forum posts that were sent were deleted and a majority of the DA spam as well. All made posts of which was obviously from the annonymous recruiter who was upset from the lack of support.

[edit] Mandatory Fresh Prince Song

Now, this is a story all about how
My shitty pictures got tons of favs right now
And I liked to take a minute
Just break your chair
I'll tell you how I became
an untalented furfag in Bel-Air

In Deviantart I joined up and drew
some shitty pictures that got more attention than you
Chillin' out maxin' just being cool
And drawing some furries with giant boobs
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Starting posting spam up in my neighborhood
I got in one little raid, and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

[edit] Infiltration of her forum

Currently, a member of the secret lulz squad has joined their forum, and is single handily attacking DBZ and Kingdom Hearts fans with his relatively sharp-wit. This member is currently hiding out as a Slowpoke, because, and I quote "I just feel like it". Supporting anon are asked to join and attack her followers, but do not draw attention to the spy in their midsts, he likes to keep his position.

[edit] Contact

TTN's e-mail address is two_ton_neko@hotmail.com which is presumably her MSN Messenger address as well.

[edit] Gallery

THE HORROR.	I dare someone to use this as their wallpaper.	...what is wrong with that thing's ass?	30 seconds later she keels over of a heart attack and kills her ugly boyfriend.
Seriously! A girl would not draw something like this! He is definitely an old man who can't get any!	Getta outta here! Anyone with half a brain knows that Two-Ton-Neko draws manga like CRAZY!