Typhon

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Ladies - he's single!

Typhon is a fat fucking jewish furry from fucking Florida who works in a fast fucking food joint. He is a member of the Furluminati as evidenced here, here, and here. His fursona is a gryphon, making him a faggot otherkin. He claims he had a part in a massed grave uncovering in some African country but he's a filthy liar who doesn't know the difference between there/their/they're, then/than, or your/you're.

He was invited to ED IRC and killed, yiffed, and eaten by the childish admins. Weev also fuckyou'd him after he finally woke up. He types about 4wpm, making him somewhat boring to fursecute, but his ~~per~~fursecution complex meant he was at least somewhat entertaining. Ghettofinger thinks he's a troll, which is possible as noone can actually believe they have a spiritual connection to a gryphon except for about two million deranged furries.

1 The furry article according to Typhon
2 Chatlog
3 Typhon after a fuckyou.
4 External links

[edit] The furry article according to Typhon

TRUTH ABOUT FURRIES

THe previous page here was showing artworks and pictures obtained illegally.

Here are some truths to consider.

1) Furrys [sic] have contribued [sic] more money to charities, then [sic] most orginizations [sic] combined. 2) Only a small percentage of the fandom are true jerks, like the ones called Sibe and Divefox, these few are the ones the bigoted consintrate [sic] on for giving a [sic] entire thing a bad name. 3) Other then [sic] the small percentage mentioned there is [sic] hardly any arguements [sic] or disagreements about the fandom at all, but alot [sic] of support for each other.

This page was edited and will be kept this way by,

The man who belives [sic] TRUTH will rule over HATE.

(sic)

[edit] Chatlog

See Typhon/Chat log for a log by Samsara (does not have whole conversation).

[edit] Typhon after a fuckyou.

[21:40] * Typhon is typhon@serious-EC9650B4.direcpc.com (Whatever) 

[21:40] * Typhon is on: @#LOL_DONGS_d77172a9746f997478c4f @#LOL_DONGS_98b5e410d2a4226526f95 @#LOL_DONGS_69ff05fe2235cb7b71622 @#LOL_DONGS_8e66edaae290ba2f578ad @#LOL_DONGS_b66bb37d2330b4a805a49 @#LOL_DONGS_6cb0745b8e1ef622b47f4 @#LOL_DONGS_52b17994f6507d054e0e5 @#LOL_DONGS_d724be45e236665d1e149 @#LOL_DONGS_c19f98febd7ef345fd9f4 @#LOL_DONGS_e7a4d16b870d967364d05 @#LOL_DONGS_78c74aaaf7268a15be7e1 @#LOL_DONGS_ae0b1b6eda895f410405a @#LOL_DONGS_cd6b7a230406d308d96a1  

[21:40] * Typhon is on: @#LOL_DONGS_4b071dc800d925273d653 @#LOL_DONGS_95c199423b0aa0ef45758 @#LOL_DONGS_665f4ffe3d9ea39b7920c @#LOL_DONGS_7232aa3d812eef33dcb68 @#LOL_DONGS_b0fb3de757a6fd43b8ebd @#LOL_DONGS_3d5daa6d06646ec3a12b5 @#LOL_DONGS_5549d57c8b2c66eb23fe6 @#LOL_DONGS_759577e47e8300800096f @#LOL_DONGS_e78cfae454b6ccb1523df @#LOL_DONGS_4762d5d8aed8f2cdf9749 @#LOL_DONGS_1fbda9f5647fe245cd12a @#LOL_DONGS_9ef9683d99bdca7cfcaf6 @#LOL_DONGS_f1adf39545a9dcb337197  

[21:40] * Typhon is on: @#LOL_DONGS_749e16e46b121f1aa492b @#LOL_DONGS_3512a2d1353a79978a77a @#LOL_DONGS_bdc59286bbfe47e3d9925 @#LOL_DONGS_d7d5171102c5c26ca756d @#LOL_DONGS_e4fdb03e11508091c8e6e @#LOL_DONGS_1c00ab8c278414b47d20a @#LOL_DONGS_d50d29be069b8c0f52455 @#LOL_DONGS_9d26f53ff3dd6fc6b031a @#LOL_DONGS_a992107eff441caadb988 @#LOL_DONGS_cc4009503a4cc90ebb9a4 @#LOL_DONGS_aa63a9753c8738ed11803 @#LOL_DONGS_a6858212d273f5138d642 @#LOL_DONGS_750237841818b5ddcc54b  

[21:40] * Typhon is on: @#LOL_DONGS_e9560734a22f6e8e2451e @#LOL_DONGS_d1907550616b578c9fbae @#LOL_DONGS_1e68d4571452849ddd74c @#LOL_DONGS_b1b5fe0f37d496ad926ad @#LOL_DONGS_3e64f34e94a61cfb4a570 @#LOL_DONGS_05219d7d8c4ef9be8844e @#LOL_DONGS_a8a464b2b6a9a3f67a152 @#LOL_DONGS_9f31c8e2f2a092faa4a48 @#LOL_DONGS_fede20aecbe572e846c79 @#LOL_DONGS_3848fb92bdba0806e2532 @#LOL_DONGS_668527b316dec6da94ea5 @#LOL_DONGS_ee89183d67ff0989ec5c4 @#LOL_DONGS_1d906372eeed13c20ed86  

[21:40] * Typhon is on: @#LOL_DONGS_0712e87fc1a71eb29da72 @#LOL_DONGS_e1615aa385a49d92ab172 @#LOL_DONGS_b1b51d64586c43742516d @#LOL_DONGS_340e048c8e03839a6317b @#LOL_DONGS_c2f4000ae844af78ae467 @#LOL_DONGS_0dca67de327ba0e637ecf @#LOL_DONGS_9ca206ee439eabe925244 @#LOL_DONGS_6755f672aeeba6ccc1d04 @#LOL_DONGS_0d061093d7f04edb04740 @#LOL_DONGS_8b63be3a2f06fa6735528 @#LOL_DONGS_883aab8267d32dd0c1abd @#LOL_DONGS_103945821184f226ea9ee @#LOL_DONGS_64eab9712818b44f6ca54  

[21:40] * Typhon is on: @#LOL_DONGS_f6a96dd07440002ce2aba @#LOL_DONGS_bef5f1e6400da044193bd @#LOL_DONGS_968cfac9b7f9de23c3fba @#LOL_DONGS_f30992b697c9df74c4e6e @#LOL_DONGS_0974b19982ae10b8dc9aa @#LOL_DONGS_33241a03e443765a7d4d4 @#LOL_DONGS_688cf14dc7ba3f3930dd5 @#LOL_DONGS_f3e73de4f38c7b4aa54a5 @#LOL_DONGS_d00604172c308f9b109e2 @#LOL_DONGS_5c9f338258afc4ab6cf1d @#LOL_DONGS_824816329cb63301c1862 @#LOL_DONGS_0decd79bc1e1547ef7c54 @#LOL_DONGS_7e7b3a99745eb62859285  

[21:40] * Typhon is on: @#LOL_DONGS_5e0e0aa6001cd75ea2fde @#LOL_DONGS_4e2492850ade0366e643c @#LOL_DONGS_cb32fc45f8cd0540db53c @#LOL_DONGS_596a4e2fda1f4dd71dcf1 @#LOL_DONGS_1ef69a37e92548e49e9fc @#LOL_DONGS_41a288ab226494c834fa3 @#LOL_DONGS_f04727a881ca550520b4b @#LOL_DONGS_d3b19d5475400e7a68cdb @#LOL_DONGS_05a1b8eada5440ad94496 @#LOL_DONGS_7d0c114801884a58f72e5 @#LOL_DONGS_d7e54331519cd1c519dfc @#LOL_DONGS_7056ac7bc1e1693ac06ce @#LOL_DONGS_282600488c48ada9f41a9  

[21:40] * Typhon is on: @#LOL_DONGS_fe6e68b9222cbc0386979 @#LOL_DONGS_9e10ec8408cf0864f0934 @#LOL_DONGS_8ab4588feda2ccf7f54c3 @#LOL_DONGS_015fe75df1956cf31ee77 @#LOL_DONGS_37a3df318efcff4291f9b @#LOL_DONGS_479d2afb14c18b7f2ec3a @#LOL_DONGS_954f0352126ff81e9e578 @#LOL_DONGS_58e1534acd9f0ca0599b6 @#LOL_DONGS_06ffbf05c1811df226530  

[21:40] * Typhon using bantown.hub (I Will Have Your Humility) 

[21:40] * Typhon has been idle for 1 minute 27 seconds (Logged on at 7/30/2006 7:30:46 PM)
 
[21:40] * typhon :End of /WHOIS list.