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Typing with one hand

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Typing with one hand occurs for different reasons depending solely upon one's gender.

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[edit] For guys

Typing with one hand is always indicative of wanking while typing.

[edit] For girls

The other hand is on /b/
The other hand is on /b/

Typing with one hand is seldom indicative of masturbation, but rather, more commonly occurs when one is attempting to find the best angle for a camwhore boob shot or a fat girl angle shot.

[edit] For Jews

Typing with one hand indicates planning to destroy America with the other. Jews always type with one hand.

[edit] For Niggers

Niggarigged for easier typing
Niggarigged for easier typing

Typing with one hand either indicates eating chikins or stealing your shit when you walk away, or sometimes both, as niggers are skilled at multitasking.

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