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Typing with one hand

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Niggarigged for easier typing
The other hand is on /b/
The other hand is on /b/

Typing with one hand occurs for different reasons depending almost exclusively upon one's gender.

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For Guys

Typing with one hand is always indicative of wanking while typing. Even if the other hand is broken or the other arm is absent. Men find a way.

For Girls

Typing with one hand is seldom indicative of masturbation, but rather, more commonly occurs when one is attempting to find the best angle for a camwhore boob shot, a fat girl angle shot, or cooking dinner or preparing sammiches like the bitch should be.

For Jews

Typing with one hand indicates planning to destroy America with the other. Jews always type with one hand.

For Niggers

Typing with one hand either indicates eating chikins or stealing your shit when you walk away, or sometimes both, as niggers are skilled at multitasking.



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