TyrannoSatan
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
TyrannoSatan was created last Thursday in order to combat Raptor Jesus. The Mesozoic Prince of Darkness wants nothing more than to stop the lulz and make the earth a dark, evil place in his image.
TyrannoSatan's story is a dark, sad story, similar to that of any emo child. Except TyrannoSatan will burn your ass. Upset with God, he rebelled against his creator. He was the Dinosaur in the garden of Eden who swindled noobs into sinning for his own lulz. He is the author of Jurassic Lies and the promoter of buttsecks. He is also the world's leading cause of AIDS and furry fandom.
[edit] Passages from the TyrannoSatanic Bible:
Fucktwat 4:3-2"TyrannoSatan was one of the Dinoangels god created. Being the most ferocious, and the most powerful, he decided god was a total noob. When he told him this, God tried to control him, but TyrannoSatan had Ub0r h4cks and aimbots. Tyrannosatan rebelled, taking with him his pride, deceitful ways, and loads of hawt pr0n. He has been wandering the earth pwning n00bs ever since. Some call him Lucisaurus Rex, but it matters very little." AIDS 1:29-17 "And so the son's sins shall surpass the fathers when all lulz are nulled and made into a lesser form of mudkipz to which thy people will look upon and cry in such an emo manner."
He wants your soul, and he will bite your fucking head off to get it. His malevolence spreads further and further every day. You name it, he has probably had buttsecks with it.
Not to be confused with his German cousin, Tyrannosaurus Reich.
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