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UTubeDrama

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

UTubeDrama.com is the sensationalist site of Trevor Rieger whom bills it as the "National Enquirer Of YouTube!", when in reality is the highest source of phail related to the video sharing experience. Trevor states the following on his website: “UTubeDrama.com is a tabloid satire website created by Trevor Rieger to expose fake community vloggers who ... ‘Game the System’." Oddly enough, Trevor is all about dropping personal information and in fact taking advantage of the game. Most agree Trevor is an annoying little prat, one who's tried every gimmick under the sun to make himself a household name, and he will spam you to kingdom come given half the chance.

1 The Site: A Tragedy of Sorts
2 Trevarr: Failuarr
3 Summary of a normal day's entries
4 Typical UTubeDrama blurbs
5 UTUBEWHO ?
6 Trivia
7 Faillery
8 Related Articles
9 External Links
10 Resources

[edit] The Site: A Tragedy of Sorts

Jenny Jones was never seen again after this photo was taken.

The site itself is ultimately merely a collection of very short, very poorly written, captions/blurbs on any given drama Trevor feels is newsworthy. He's propagandized it for some time as being the site for finding out what's happening on the tubes....it's a good example of HTML at it's finest, displaying the organizational skills of a 13 year old, both horribly under-designed and implemented. The site is organized into a series of entries which ~~usually~~ always reveal Trevor's gramatically challenged ways. Trevor ~~often~~ invariably will take any given situation and then accompany it with OMG THAT'S SO INTERESTING! captions. This is, of course, expected, but Trevor's opinions often creep into his ~~entries~~ scribblings. For example, he will state something such as "Applemilk1988 PARTNERSHIP REINSTATED!..." (nothing extraordinary or interesting) but will then proceed to follow it with "...YouTuber GIRLS who CRY seems to ALWAYS GET THEIR WAY," or something to the effect. Trevor tends to pad these entries with statements so asinine or out of place that they function more to make him look like the fucktarded product of a 9th grade education rather than entice the readers' interest.

Since the site went online he has made surgical efforts to purport it as being purely satirical, not to be taken seriously. This is, unfortunately, a little problematic for Trevor since his statement is an obvious inconsistency to anyone with a 6th grade education. The site, for all intents and purposes, functions as a pulpit for Trevor's well-known anti-corporate, woe is me world-view wherein he campaigns for every lost cause that is in-line with his agenda or whines about every nobody he hates on the tubes.

[edit] Trevarr: Failuarr

Frustrated by the unsatisfactory results achieved from spamming the living hell out of everything within a five mile radius, Rieger has recently ensured that the continual blunders of the Pirate's Guild are given the appropriate spin and paramount position on his page above the rest of the badly welded text scrawl. The exact terms struck between the 'webmaster' and Steven Newcomb, the cetacean-like captain of the most hopeless band of trolls ever assembled, is still unclear. But it can safely be assumed that in exchange for header coverage on his daily drivel board, Trevor has been granted control over Pengies’ fail vessel’s poorly constructed targeting system. Youtube users that have so far boar the brunt of this ramshackle partnership have of course included Newcomb’s perpetual opponent JipsiK (formerly Producing101) but more often Gimmeabreakman who, besides being continually threatened by Pengies, seems to be receiving a full biological profiling by Trevor who now appears to be intent on detailing everything from Victor’s dental records right down to the daily condition of his dog’s ass.

[edit] Summary of a normal day's entries

Trevor's a proud American.

One fake drama war.
One chris crocker's taint in your face.
One pedo bitching.
One australian fapping.
One shameless promotion of some retard he knows on the tubes.
One bitchfest about someone he thinks doesn't deserve to be on the tubes.
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PROFIT!

[edit] Typical UTubeDrama blurbs

“	ChangeDaChannel says Encyclopedia Dramatica IS A RACIST WEBSITE	„
—typical Trevor

“	Gimmeabreakman has a 1980's MOHAWK but it really looks like a HUGE HAIRY INSECT on his head.	„
—Trevor, offering an opinion on something very important.

“	sxephil GAMES THE SYSTEM by FAKING A VIDEO OF 2 LESBIANS HAVING SEX showing 2 women as his Thumbnail Picture and his YouTube video title is SWEDISH GIRLS SEX EACH OTHER.	„
—Trevor

[edit] UTUBEWHO ?

Psycho Ops in Iraq?

[edit] Trivia

Trevor even fails at dates.

FACT: recently got married to a crazy azn. She works at a casino and rumored to have a YouTube channel.
Over 5,000 unique hits daily according to Tom Serson.
Promotes his "e-friends" constantly.
Often referred to as "UFailDrama".
Trevor enjoys exploiting already dead, overused memes.
self aware to the fact YouTube Super Fags rule YouTube with an iron fist.